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Emma Dingle

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Human Intersectional London and Milton Keynes by way of Bumpkinland

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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do Not Resuscitate tentpolegame.com/m/AwmCy8Ibke9o
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He dies nightly. She's the one on the clock.

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

A chambermaid (Jessie Buckley) at a decaying grand hotel finds the same guest murdered every single morning, and each night she disposes of the body a little more creatively. A homicide detective (Viola Davis) checks in to investigate forty years of vanishing staff. The hotel's centenarian owner (Christopher Plummer) refuses to die before his building does. And the corpse (Woody Harrelson) a cheerful con man who keeps waking up mid-disposal - has opinions about her technique. The hotel, it turns out, is holding everyone's death in escrow.

JESSIE BUCKLEY VIOLA DAVIS WITH WOODY HARRELSON AND CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER

A JOEL SCHUMACHER FILM

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FOR GRISLY IMAGES, STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT AND BRIEF NUDITY

UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Buttons aren't toys!" Trillian to Zaphod Beeblebrox H2G2
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calling all Young Musicians in Milton Keynes 🎶 bit.ly/3V9ea7m Singers and solo instrumentalists get ready for the Rotary Young Musician Competition 2026 -2027. Application deadline Sun 11 October!
Applications are now open for the Rotary Young Musician Competition 2026 - 2027!

Application deadline: Sunday 11 October Local Heats: 19 -22 October
Milton Keynes Music Academy Local Final: Sunday 1 November Church of Christ the Cornerstone, Milton Keynes.

Rotary Club Milton Keynes https://www.rotarymk.org in partnership with Milton Keynes Music Academy
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Good Place already did this!
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's your favourite gif? Mine:
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*meanwhile British kids slam Sherbet Dib-Dabs*
Word to the wise, British candy is a bit sweeter than what you're used to across the pond
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Manual colour correction, no AI, just for fun.
Woman selecting fresh food at a counter, hair up, coat, handbag on arm, trolley/cart full of food.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reacher with his body forward in image

REACHER'S FRONT
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A stroopwaffel and a three phase motor
Stroopwaffel being snapped in half showing gooey caramel Three phase motor
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy fluffy clouds day! Here's some from one of the city's lake parks in Milton Keynes UK
Parched grass either side aide of a sloping path with bright blue sky and white fluffy clouds 

Furzton Lake
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's Meep! Meep! not Beep! Beep! And that's all I have to say on the matter.
Wile E. Coyote looking somewhat bewildered holding up a sign with the word "Meh" on it.

Coyote vs ACME
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you Miss me?
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cats 😹
Salem the black cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, mouth full says:
I can quit any time I want
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Laser light show from The Prodigy at The National Bowl in Milton Keynes this weekend. @theprodigyofficial.bsky.social
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Awww
Henry the Hoover with a sad face.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Virtual Virtual Reality - Tender Claws. The block of amorous butter is not the strangest thing that happens.
A level in the game is set in a cartoon 1950s style kitchen with yellow fridge, pink and white cupboards and a black and white chequered floor.

Central to this level is a very large block of butter that wants inte.se attention from the player.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Buttons aren't toys!
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK
Top photo is a picture of a gravelly straight Roman road cutting through a moorland towards rolling fields.
Text: Perhaps most impressive of all, the Romans invented roads.

Bottom image:
Philomena Cunk looks down the road.
Text: Before roads was invented, you had to travel around by standing at the edge of your village, and seeing how far you could jump.

Some areas of the UK still rely on the jumping method as they were never hooked up to the road network properly.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Much cooler today at 21°C with a nice breeze. However, the heat is set to rise again with very little chance of rain, so the grass is going to remain crisp and dusty. Campbell Park, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, UK
Stunning blue sky strewn with fluffy white clouds.

Beneath it the amphitheatre, comprising crunchy hay like golden grass, slopes down to the stage covered by a white parabolic shade.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Got weird Summer arts trails in your town/city? 🗿👩‍🎨 We've got the Elmer the Patchwork Elephant Parade and the AstroTurf Safari 📷
Very brightly coloured little elephant with spaced out eyes. Happy, sure, but it's seen things you wouldn't believe.Ginormous Astroturf Gorilla
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
OFMD star couple 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's giving Barbara Maitland
Geena Davis as Barbara Maitland in Beetlejuice.

Then with her moth stretched super long and tall, cartoonishly huge, eyeballs inside her mouth sat on a giant tongue.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Beach has arrived in Middleton Hall ⛱️ Yes, our beach has a roof! @centremk.bsky.social
Barbie firmly telling Ken and Ken in front of the annual indoor beach:
Nobody's gonna beach anyone off!

The beach has lots of deckchairs tidied away, freshly raked sand and a helter-skelter slide towering above it.

Inside the mall, because Milton Keynes is wonderfully weird like that.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My favourite fun facts about UK geography: Edinburgh is west of Bristol, level with Cardiff. Glasgow is west of Plymouth towards Cornwall. Edinburgh 📍 Longitude -3.188267 Cardiff 📍 Longitude -3.179090 Glasgow 📍 Longitude -4.251433 Plymouth 📍 Longitude -4.143841 All on the same latitude as Canada
Map of the UK with lines drawn straight down from Glasgow and Edinburgh in Scotland.

It shows that Glasgow is west of Plymouth in Devon, a city close to the border with Cornwall, whilst Edinburgh is directly above Cardiff in Wales.Map showing longitude and latitude overlayed on the UK and Ireland. This shows similar detail.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I saw so much Halloween gubbings in the shops this weekend I thought I was going mad. 🎃👻🕸️💀 It's July!!! Is there a planet-ending meteor due to strike in September, so stores need to shift their inventory now?
Just a small selection of the vast Halloween offering in shops in the UK in July.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Embrace the gibberish!
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mayor of Rages 😄
Screenshot of the skeet being replied to where the two thumbnail images side-by-side read "Mayor of | rages".
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Southbank Roof Garden London
Yellow Southbank Centre embossed deckchairs on a green lawn by a lush green hedge framed by trees. A gazebo gives shade at the end of the lawn.
In the midground the top of the Southbank Centre peeks out.
Behind it the giant spokey wheel of the London Eye ferris wheel cass a silhouette on the bright blue sky bustling with white fluffy clouds.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Blippo+ is very very odd (laudatory). I'm wholly appreciating the bananas eccentric approach to entertainment - using a games console to approximate the 1990s style cable TV of an alien planet. blippo.plus
A stop motion animated hammerhead shark sat on a wooden chair eating with a fork, American style with knife on the table, with a plate of something random (maybe white fish?) and a mug.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
😸🐶
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Then there's The Stanley Paradox
The very important emotional support bucket
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I’m wasting a fortune just standing here. Well, better make the most of it." It's hard to explain how truly mind-blowing, and weird, it was to see 3D IMAX of The Simpsons, Antz and the Pet Shop Boys was at the turn of the century.
Cyberworld 3D poster.
Groundbreaking cinema, with The Simpsons, Antz and The Pet Shop Boys.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Detective Pikachu
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Going to argue, as a British dyed-in-the-wool Red Sauce fan that Stokes' Tomato Ketchup beats Heinz hands down. However, it is more expensive, so if the options are supermarket or Heinz, go for the Heinz.
Bottle of Stokes' Tomato Ketchup
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Clear concise messaging helps everyone. Ten words on a hazard tape acknowledges the problem, informs it has been seen by those responsible, and shows the intent to clear it. • The Parks Trust Milton Keynes • Aware and working on it Great work 💚 Only the addition of braille would make it perfect.
Green and white striped tape looped around trees to cordon off a huge fallen tree part, possibly the victim of one of the enormous lightning strikes during last week's spectacular thunderstorm.

Text on the green section:
The Parks Trust Milton Keynes

Text on the white section:
Aware and working on it
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not surprised as Brit. The "far left" in the USA is equivalent to the moderate centre-left in the UK
Your closest match: 
Zohran Mandani
Mayor of New York (2026 - present)
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
From foone

PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Farmyard Theology 101 Sounds legit. The Sheep Detectives 🐏🐑
Red sheep clarifies something with the wise old sheep.
"So God is a big invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Meanwhile in the UK... things that aren't politics or football! Yes a Brit is talking about the weather again! 🌞🥵
mthomaskingsley - Threads post
1. A Brit complaining about how hot it is  
2. An American or Aussie saying "Pfft! You call that hot?"
3. A different American or Aussie who has spent time here saying "No, really, you don't get it"Met Office forecast:
First figure high, secind figure low.
Tue
34°
19°

Wed
36°
20°

Thur
38°
21°

Fri
31°
18°
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.
A headless white nude body with large chesticals reaches up towards a giant surreal skephant like steam boiler
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
IYKYK 🪣
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
That looked so much better when it appeared to have a white background instead of transparent
Baseball with hands covering and peeking out with its eyes.
Yes the baseball is sentient and experiencing cringe
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ceefax/Teletext Baseball!
8-bit baseball
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
English countryside wanders
Tiny old church viewed from the side, surrounded by a field, amongst lush dark green hedges and towering trees.Lots of lush greenery undulating towards a backdrop of deep green trees. Late in the evening the setting sun picks out the white edges of clouds gently shrouded with more clouds of grey
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Habe been playing The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe 🤓 Won it twice in a row off the bat, just to see if it was possible. Since then it's gone batshit bananas, in the most endearingly bonkers fashion. Very much an homage to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in its wobbly logic. Perfect 😃
An illustration of a 1950s styled working age chap in a suit smoking a pipe with a thought bubble standing in front of a star field.

Text: just remember that in the vast infiniteness of space, your thoughts and problems are materially insignificant.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If Threads can do it, @bsky.app can too. UX 🏆 This is the single most pleasing update to a social platform I have seen in years. 🥳 Stops you losing your place when the feed auto refreshes.
Screenshot from Threads:

At the very top of the feed there's a link button with the words:

Lose your place in feed? Back >

When clicked it opens a feed at the last place you stopped.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Daryl van Horne 🍒
The Witches of Eastwick
Cher, Jack Nicholson, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Petition for Matthew Rhys to be the next Doctor Who
Matthew Rhys, wearing tweed jacket, open white collar and a brown jumper. Looking confused and terrified in Widow's Bay.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gonna show my age now, but where's my Teletext Bamboozle! people at? For those outside of the UK, this was our internet long before the Information Superhighway promised us a future of wonder and opportunity. Essentially a magic book riding on the television signal.
P140 Teletext 140 Jul18 23:10:19
Bamboozle!
Bamber Boozler poses 12 questions. Answer using the fastext keys.

Pixilated illustrations of a rainbow and our dapper quizmaster Bamber

Bamber says:
What a lovely rainbow outside Teletext towers today. Press red to start...

Lisa Dawson, N Ireland, won last week's comp!

Chess 141 Sudoku 142 Comps 577 ITV1

NORTON LOANS SEE p615
0800 929 100

Fastkey options:
????
Chess
Sudoku
Mob Quiz
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Another point is that the UK is at a much higher latitude than many realise. High temperatures hit very differently when the days are long and the nights are increasingly short.
Map showing England and Wales and neighbour Ireland, are approximately on the same latitude as Vancouver and Calgary in Canada, with Scotland even higher.
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