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emma 🇵🇸

@emma.cafe
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cute little weirdo ෴ designer, software eng @webrecorder.net, & noisemaker ﹆

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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 29/04/2025
i like that you can select the devtools' emotion
a screenshot of a little bit of chrome's devtools, showing several icons in a couple toolbars, and a dropdown with its contents truncated to "://"
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 19/04/2025
much to consider with this "unlock with artist pro" button too
screenshot of soundcloud's upload page showing that i've uploaded more than the allowed minutes available on my free plan. there's some text that says "Unlock unlimited uploads, monetization, distribution, and much more with Artist Pro" and then a button that's very jankily broken into two lines that says "unlock <line break> with Artist Pro"
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 19/04/2025
soundcloud is the only modern website i've ever seen use border-style outset in 2025
a screenshot of soundcloud's "Upgrade now" button
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 31/03/2025
some photos from new york @umru.dj @petalsupply.bsky.social @oceane2u.bsky.social
oceane and umru djing at rashpetal supply and umru djingumru and petal supply djing, with the crowd behind themvery foggy trees
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 25/03/2025
I put together this mini-site for @webrecorder.net showcasing our US Government web archives Replace “.gov” with “.govarchive.‍us” on any of the supported government sites to seamlessly browse archived versions, including sites like USAID that are now gone Blog post in the quoted post!
Screenshot of govarchive.us showing the info banner & several collections
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 30/01/2025
what a guy
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 26/01/2025
ORACLE TIKTOK
cellphone 5g destroying toddler illustration but it’s java instead“please got let this happen because it would be so fucking funny” meme
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 20/12/2024
i’ve seen some good ones lately too
photo of a slice through a massive piece of cable, thicker than the person holding it’s arma photo of a completely obliterated iphone back glass with a description (in french) that says “iphone 14 works very well”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 17/12/2024
“the game of life” board game logo edited to say “the game of IEEE Spectrum”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 16/11/2024
“circumstances beyond our control” is wilddddd girl you are the reason workers are striking
a notification email from canada post saying “Your package may be delayed — Due to circumstances beyond our control, we may not be able to deliver your package from (redacted) within our standard delivery times. We'll deliver it as soon as possible. We're sorry for any inconvenience.”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 14/11/2024
that’s enough ♡
Screenshot of the label list from @pronouns.adorable.mom with “she/her” set to “Hide”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 11/11/2024
If you see this post a concert pic you took
A photo of Faux Real playing, the two brothers are topless in the audience with their arms raised up and their mouths wide open signing. The audience around them looks excited and is pressed together tightly.
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 22/10/2024
this is obvious bait but default branch “mistress” is the way to go
a tweet by @yacineMTB that reads ‘if i join your company and your monorepo has "main" instead of "master" i will immediately quit’
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 17/10/2024
the him
photo of a grey and white cat with big green eyes
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 20/09/2024
#woag
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #99,797, emma ‪@emma.cafe‬, joined on May 31, 2023"
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 13/09/2023
i’m 24!
some anime girls with one saying “👍”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 01/08/2023
let's go
a screenshot of a spotify for artists email that says "july was full of high notes. emma segal-grossman had 1 listener"
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 24/07/2023
it’s a rat :)
a photo of some graffiti underneath a bridge, there’s a dick and balls that someone added eyes and a snout to and it says “its a rat”
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 27/06/2023
i found the TS pipe everyone is talking about
a photo of a piece of PVC pipe with a date marking and “T/S” printed on it
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emma 🇵🇸 @emma.cafe · 03/06/2023
happy pride to these two trucks
a tweet from @coolbutstinky with an image of a little japanese truck parked in front of a massive american truck with the caption “these two trucks have the same bed length”
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