Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 23hI know this is a controversial-but-brave stance and so I’m probably gonna get a lotta HEAT from all my HATERS out there, but I just gotta say the common sense thing that all the working class Americans out there secretly agree with me on (wink) is that deer do not belong in football. 120
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 01/10/2026Bluesky still doesn’t have polls, but you can mumble your answers in the comments here and increase my engagement (so I can become a trans influencer ((that ultimately betrays us all for a pat on the head from a cis person))). 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 26/09/2026Also, I just picture Trump saying “Trump Strait” like Mongo in “Blazing Saddles.” 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 21/09/2026Mamdani and Trump are meeting?! Again?! Why, Mamdani oughtta resign! Oh wait, I forgot that Mamdani is the Golden One and every meeting HE has with MAGAs is a 4D chess move rather than an unthinkable betrayal. 010
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 20/09/2026Rise, Lazarus. (Which is an interesting reference to make here for a number of reasons:) 120
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 20/09/2026Explain to me why any of us should ever trust any of you ever again. I won’t hold my breath for that explanation. I know you don’t really have one. You’re either blissfully unaware, neutrally apathetic, or totally onboard with this shit. We’re a one-dollar chip in the larger game you play over us. 020
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 18/09/2026And here they are trying to blame us for rising grocery costs in their most self-righteous “avocado toast” voice while the Trump administration literally speedruns the sequel to the Great Depression. 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 14/09/2026…even though literally no one was asking him to help develop this tech. But he’s “uncomfortable.” Uncomfortable enough that he’s going on TV for confessional, but not uncomfortable enough to accept any real oversight or change course at all. So all the High Priests of AI finally agree on… 101
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 12/09/2026CNN wants you to remember when Trump was just a funny-ha-ha joke that made (CNN money) you laugh. 100
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 10/09/2026We now go live to Stilwell Angel, making a rebuttal of President Trump’s desperate attempt to bribe the American public: 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 09/09/2026Apple: “Unlock your creativity with Apple products and Apple Intelligence just like we did!” Apple’s office: 020
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 09/09/2026I had a post “go viral” or “break containment” (depending on how you look at it) last week. This was easily the most “popular” post I’ve had in my two years on Bluesky and maybe even in my time on social media as a whole, and yet…and yet… 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 05/09/2026This may be the first truthful thing Trump has ever said. 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 02/09/2026This is an AI/bot account. The post in the second image was a reply to Mark Kelly remembering Christa McAuliffe. 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 01/09/2026Men (especially white men) should lose the rights to hold office and vote. I mean, everyone keeps trying to find “the guy that did this,” and it is, in fact, guys that did this. 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 27/08/2026Wow, they are gonna trick us into eating recycled plastic. What’s next? Recycled human flesh? (Hmm? Pluribus already went there? And Soylent Green? Oh.) “Let them eat the waste we generate!” is the new “Let them eat cake,” apparently. 100
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 19/08/2026The “historic” nature of this game, as explained by Major League Baseball’s site: 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 18/08/2026“Irwin Mainway” agrees! Kids especially love broken glass! 010
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 08/08/2026Epstein survivors describe their meeting with Todd Blanche. 100
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 03/08/2026Because you’re a deeply-uninteresting person who saw the Hunger Games as a mission statement rather than a warning? 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 02/08/2026Totally normal white leftist saying totally normal white leftist things. 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 24/07/2026And there we go: if Stephen A. Smith supports you, you are on the wrong side of pretty much everything. 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 21/07/2026Gosh, there’s a phrase for this kind of treatment…what is it again? Oh yes. Gender-affirming care. 020
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 19/07/2026Amazing how one can so easily sub in “Graham Platner” for “ICE officer” in this headline. 010
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 18/07/2026Trump blaming Canada for poor forest management, meanwhile the western US right now (and every year): 020
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 15/07/2026Couldn’t *possibly* be about how MAGA created a trans panic and then expelled all trans military members and is now paranoid that there are transes among them spreading transness. 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 11/07/2026You’re getting “dunked on” because you endorsed a rapist Nazi and your defense is “but I was right about the rapist Nazi winning the primary?” 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 10/07/2026Then there are the cis women who helped give cover for this trainwreck under the banner of…intra-party squabbling. …and are now pretending like they knew better. Anything we should know about Talarico, Amanda? 110
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 08/07/2026Aww, his deals keep falling through. Must be tough on the little guy, being a FIFA Peace Prize winner and everything. 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 06/07/2026Remember: the ban on trans women in sports is out of regard to “fairness and integrity.” 000
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 23/06/2026BREAKING: Trump has appointed a specialist to take over operations at the Reflecting Pool. 000