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Linden

@emilytheslayer.bsky.social
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Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Fiber arts. Idk man I'm just here.

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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Opened blusky, got this. Thought "this is probably for the best. I'm free."
It's my bluesky home feed but nothing loaded.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It sounds like Fran Drescher's laugh
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minor correction: the teams "we got sued" shark emoji should be everywhere
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy birthday Ananth!
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Erika I am screaming in my heart for you right now
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have no idea?
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok well I read it wrong I don't care
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, I was sassing about the phrase "*like* a necklace you can wear." That's all. It didn't imply it was actually a necklace.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh! That's weird! Even less what I want! But super cool. I've only ever seen the ones that go around the waist.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait I missed this part this chatelaine is worn as a necklace? Fascinating.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're the best
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They can hit me on Saturday. And they're used to my wife so I mean.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As opposed to all the necklaces that aren't for wearing
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A chatelaine is not a practical thing for me! I have pockets and fanny packs and don't need things that swing out when I move! But my heart says a chatelaine is the best idea ever.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dang. It needs to go so I can stop thinking about it
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did someone snag the chatelaine yet? I'm not dibsing i just want to know lol
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do it in the notes app on my phone anymore, because then I can't lose it, but I can also never look at it if I don't feel like it
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have found the key to productivity when you are overwhelmed, have too many things to do, & the universe is kicking you in the teeth: 1. Make a list of everything you need to do 2. Find the thing that is most important or urgent, or that you want to do the least 3. Ignore all of it. Go knit instead
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The song is a masterpiece though
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is such a joy
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shouldn't be too bad though. It's cables but really tiny ones, and the pattern has written and charted instructions so whatever you're comfortable with
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No idea, haven't gotten there yet.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's spirally and written for any gauge and has a bunch of variation choices in the pattern!
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a hat called Wild is the Wind
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fall leaf rainbow
Knitting. The yarn on the needle is a fall harvest rainbow.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And like I was super Christian as a teen so I was into that aspect of it! But still. I read them so many times. Not watching the show lmao.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was obsessed with these books in high school and they were better than *that* but. . .that's pretty close.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This may be controversial but I need bag makers who think they're making bags for knitters and crocheters to know that the grommet to the outside of the bag? That you think we're putting our yarn through? No. Maybe someone does that but it seems like an extremely silly idea to me.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah they are
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought your salad was a pokemon at first
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"My wife, big fan of your work, funny thing, she mentioned this and I realized she's got a point!'
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My MiL died this morning. Peacefully, in her sleep, which is the best we could ask for. I already miss her so much.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was so focused on having to make this social media official I forgot the other half: one of our cats is *also* being treated for cancer. They both have lymphoma. I know it's common and all but jesus christ, at the same time?
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reupping for the afternoon folks:
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wasn't he also on Psych? As Vampire Dad?
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh it was him, no doubt. But now it's *him*
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morbin' Time
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I think that's why people think the first book is "bad" because it's a lot less of a romcom, but that's a dumb reason.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fabulous. Great. I gotta finish the final book. A lot of people don't like the books (or at least the first one) and I think I finally figured out why, but I still think they're objectively wrong.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They had FOUR whole books to pull from if they'd wanted to!
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Truly obsessed with the art direction here
An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and a guy in overalls appearing to do ballet in front of it mid-jump. An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and woman in an evening gown standing in front of it.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Her brother came back today too. He was here for a few days and went home yesterday, then their mother was asking for him, so he turned around and came back, and that helps too.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sage nod*
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's right I am simply shitposting through it.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what I'm just going to say it. I'm not afraid of being canceled. "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" is one of the greatest lines of poetry ever written.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to tell the camp friends about "bottoman"
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like don't get me wrong we begrudge her none of it but Siobhan is seriously hurting herself every time she has to lift her mother alone. It's awful.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And just not having to get up 15 times a night to help her mom.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok that's really good though.
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