Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We went to a show last night; Brett forgot his license, so he got marked on both hands and told he couldn't get drinks. Fine: it was Tuesday, he had a 7 am today, but still, whatever law means venues end up treating people who are CLEARLY over 21 the same as actual minors? Nonsense. 000
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In the MOST first world of woes, I recently got a new v fancy toaster oven. The app-based intro says it has this "rotate remind" feature, where it will, I guess, chirp at you to flip your food. But I cannot find it on my actual device. This is very dumb but for what I paid, I want ALL the things. 000
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026cannot believe I keep getting duped into handing over my email AND mobile number so I can be given a 10% off coupon code. Remember when you could get 20% off for just an email? And now I'm unsubscribing left and right from places that were too expensive anyway. 010
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My work bff and my actual bff have both been out of town for the last two weeks, leaving me with no one to share my woes except my husband, who is not interested. And it’s still a million degrees in TN. 130
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love living by a field, and I'm glad that we don't have mice, which is a risk, but I swear, I'd really love it if I didn't have to remove spiders from ... everywhere. 110
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026B has covid, which is impacting me considerably more than it is impacting him. He gets the sniffles & sneezes a bit. I have to sleep in the wrong bed and make my own gin & tonic. 120
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026On a plane, where across the aisle the American girl just asked the Irish girl if “Irish goodbye” is real. 030
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026it's summer, when I eat fried provolone with tomatoes. How many times in one day is too many? smittenkitchen.com/2015/07/toma...smittenkitchen.comtomato and fried provolone sandwichHere is something we can all agree on: Thick slices of cheese, griddled until crisp, slid onto toasted bread with a little mayo, with big slices of the freshest tomatoes you can find. 020
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Brett has stripped down to boxers but I’m wondering if I want a sweater. August is rough. 030
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It’s too hot to work, right? Is that why my brain is struggling? 160
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My head and throat both hurt just a whiff, I am full of brain fog and malaise. Summer colds are the worst: I want to sit in a pool and drink floofy cocktails, not lay on my coach moaning. 000
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026just unsubscribed from the public school emails. end of an era! 010
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Transit selfie! Nashville friends: busses are free and plentiful in Belgrade. 160
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Moby had to compete with another headliner tonight. 030
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We are seeing the Cure tonight and their bass player has been sick the last few shows. Yesterday, Wilder said he knew “The Forest” bass part so if anyone has an in with Robert, let him know we have a guy for the Plovdiv show. 130
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As a person who didn’t grow up playing video games, I’m at a distinct disadvantage when i do. Real girlfriend energy here while B hammers away at the ghosts. The Bulgarian gin helps. 000
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don’t know wilders feelings about classism in other contexts, but he has very strong feelings about tiered options in air travel, which aren’t “I’m bummed aren’t in the nicer lie-flat seats” but a more egalitarian “planes should suck for everyone”. Me? I’d totally jump into a sleep pod if offered. 010
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We are ruining family vacation by interrogating everyone about their oral hygiene habits. Our little family is evenly split, so tell me, do you: 1. Floss before or after brushing? 2. Rinse after you brush? Thankfully, everyone washes their legs. 400
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Wren is doing a puzzle from the condo game room and i think it’s totally AI generated. Wtf kind of food is this? Falafel salad with gumdrops? 330
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Celebrating the fourth in the laziest of ways. Slept til 10:30. Read in and near a pool. Watched antiques roadshow. Veggie cheeseburgers. Now, g&ts and board games. Freedom. 140
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If I'm with my mum during peach season, I wake to a bowl of sliced peaches, which takes me back to being 18, working at Blockbuster til 1 am, waking up past everyone leaving home to wander into the kitchen where sliced peaches awaited. Wren despairs that this is not her life, but tomorrow we feast. 130
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Turns out two weeks OOO wasn't enough to cure my angst or bring me back refreshed. Can't believe I left a guaranteed five week sabbatical for a place where I'm counting days off and all of our tech is broken. 210
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I know that going from a week in Europe to a week at the beach means I’m in a position of privilege suggesting i shouldn’t complain, but listen. Tried to read on the deck of our beach rental today but when the planes weren’t disrupting the vibe, the all day talk radio from next door did. 200
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026In Dublin behind a transpotainment vehicle painted like a boat and full of people wearing viking hats who all just let out some kind of Viking yell. Party buses are universal. 200
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Today, we took a train to France and then a bus to my cousins village. And then we walked around. And my life st home is fine but this is really nice to experience. 050
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Barcelona bus selfie for the transit peeps back home. Should i tell you about the dedicated bike lanes too? 2110
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The thing about 25 years passing. Fine for your scotch; hell when you just went to put a new ceiling fan where the old one was but old wiring doesn’t maybe match new wiring. 110
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026What’s a good night? Dinner with friends and then board games in your pjs with James and Homestyle and your favorite guy. 020
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026sometimes I like to do something wrong myself just so the AI can ask me if I really meant what I did. HAHA, Claude. I also make shit up. 100
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Love a good graduation in the rain. Between this and the rose parade, this boy of ours had a soggy senior year. 021
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026It’s possibly almost identical minus the concern people might think I’m a bad parent (they could never) and a slightly consuming obsession with Satan showing up in ordinary books. 010
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026me: I'll just fix up dinner real quick before finishing work for the day. Recipe says 15 minutes. Also me: chopping all the damn vegetables until my fingers fall off. 130
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 10/05/2026So glad to find a pair of my underwear in the couch *after* hosting wilders graduation party. 😳 120
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026nashvillians: anyone know anything new about that west nashville rock harbor redevelopment plan? News is stagnant. Do we assume east bank is getting all the attention and west won't until that's done? 001
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I hate buying concert tickets for big venues so much. "The seats you selected are no longer available". Rinse. Repeat. 110
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 23/04/20261st year donating: $15 for the # of IU people on their rose parade float + $15 for the difference in IU & Bama humans on floats at the midway point of the parade, x2 for double the IU effort on float decor. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl 0201
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/04/2026second kid to have a senior prom afterparty at ours. Last time, we made 180 sausage balls, which were barely touched. Learned our lesson and only made 99 this time. 000
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026B likes to make me a delicious cocktail, then, when I'm half through, say "Oh! this has three ounces of alcohol in it. Slow down." Sir. 110
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Me as i head to the kitchen for a third slice of cake. 040
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Another day, another round of being odd man out in “classic band: smash or pass” with the family. 100
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026How it started (Baltimore); how it’s going (Nashville). 010
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026both of my kids now work at ice cream shops. We can't take advantage of free ice cream from the colorado kid, but I'm v excited to find out what the home-based kid brought home from work today. 230
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Just texted a friend happy birthday, she def doesn’t look 50, etc, except i had my reading glasses on when i typed it, so pretty sure we are all old. 020
Emily @emilyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/03/2026it's a good thing I'm not dating bc my AI-generated profile would be something like "I'm into bad dressing room selfies, stacks of books, weird looking food, things funnier people said on the internet, and my spin class stats." 010