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Alisa, of Emilya fame

@emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 📍 Krasnodar aka the shitty city, Russia 23 y/o desperately lonely girlfailure I will henceforth assume myself to be welcomed unless stated otherwise

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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
chess is a trans allegory I will not elaborate
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
cis girls are monitoring their period cycles im monitoring my depression cycles right now Im in the "drink too much tea and feel unlovable" part when I made the last post I was in the "I need to kill fascists or die trying" part of it
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
straight people when they have sex:*trying to get pregnant, disappointed if fail for too long* me when I have sex:*trying to get bruised, disappointed if fail for too long* I am fucking determined
a picture of a bamboo cane too long to even fit in the frame and a pill of ibuprofen, placed on the table with malicious intent
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
bluesky is back to working if you're reading this HIIIII hihihi! I didnt bother to check for a while because it was out for so long anyways the current new mood: throw bricks through fascists' skulls :з
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
my mental health has been heavily tied to spending time with friends lately problem is, i have like 4 of them and I feel like most of them secretely hate me
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
you thought we'd reach post-scarcity instead we've reached post-consumer instead of making work redundant, they're intent on making humanity itself redundant
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
they should invent an electric kettle that can take milk
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
play binding of isaac pick judas go to kill beast die revive from judas' shadow that switches my character to judas panic because "oh no the victory will go to judas instead of my original character! oh no!" chat am I stupid?
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
there's a guy in my area that has a Wagner PMC decal on his car's windshield and a supermarket right next to where he parks is selling Russian flag stickers exactly the size and shape of that decal I'm tempted to slap one of those stickers on his car just to spite him
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
assimilationism but instead of assimilating queer people into cishet society, its assimilating cishet people into queer society
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
the thing about having dark hair and bright skin is that apparently my hair follicles are visible through the fucking skin so no matter how much I shave, the mustache is still there obviously visible I guess that's what the lasers are for
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
do not be mean to the little gremlin in my head he will slap you
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
you know there's something lovecraftian about economics and sociology human society is such a vast and complex thing that no individual human can hope to grasp it in its entirety we come up with models, lines and graphs and theories to make up for it but we'll never truly know it in its entirety
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
as a kid you always look up to adults and especially your parents as authority but as you grow up you realise how little they actually know so as an adult, you realise that the world is full of idiots who are just as stupid as you and know just as little it's terrifying
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I have gained 1~2kilos in a month (my weights are imprecise) meaning I am now officially just underweight, as opposed to severely underweight everyone clap I've genuinely worked hard for this
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
"the country that built this car no longer exists" is becoming an increasingly more powerful statement with every passing year when was the last time a country that made cars had ceased to exist?
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
today I am thankful that Russians dont have a holiday like Thanksgiving our family only gets together for a wedding or a funeral getting together every single year sounds like a terrible idea
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
you can tell I havent been well mentally because I made basically no infodumps in a long long time no inspiration no energy no interest damn
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
pro tip for candy makers out there when the customer is unwrapping your candy, the last thing you want them to feel is disappointment
an unwrapped souffle bar next to its packaging, the packaging is around thirty percent longer and almost twice as big in terms of volume
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
butch and domme trans women are so rare and yet such a powerful image because of confidence I grab on to anything feminine I can and lean heavy on it just to feel normal because I'm compensating for dysphoria for feeling inadequate as a woman because I'm trans 1/2
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I made more photos of myself in the last month than the rest of my life until then put together
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
broke: crab bucket . woke: ant raft
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
you ever had food orgasm? eating something so unbelievably nice that you have to lay down afterwards and just chill? feeling your hair perk up at the taste and smell of it? possibly even shaking a little feeling it in your stomach? because I have and I cooked it myself too! even improvised recipe!
a whole pan of spiral pasta mixed with shredded meat, minced tomato and shredded cheese
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yourbabysister @bbgirlsush.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Gentle gender-supportive force fem thoughts that some of my mutuals should see🐇
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
is there a way I can put a big sign on myself that says "I'm trans" but only to people who would be nice about it?
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
the problem with having a very small very tight circle of close friends is that sometimes none of your friends are available and the fewer you have of them the more often this will happen
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
need a girl with violent urges to keep me around for stress relief
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
today I learned that these things are exclusive to post-USSR yall are crazy missing out on them actually unbelievable, you better start stealing the recipes and making your own in the UK or something en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_sn...
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I need recipes of yummy food to make myself big and soft
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I wish there were reverse heels that make you shorter when you wear them
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
plurbius discourse on the timeline
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
what if a small device could be attached to the back of a girl's head, with sensors on her brain and a little injector so every time the sensor detects certain stimulae (or at a remote command) the injector can put various hormones in her brain 1/3
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
thanks, trending - world
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
now that my sleep schedule is fixed, all the americans I follow go to sleep right as I wake up oh well back to square 1 on the social thing
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
nervously checking my following counter to make sure no one blocked me why am I like this
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
they are discussing brain worms on the timeline
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Leo makes me happy so, when I want to make others happy, I show him to them works every time
fluffy ginger cat laying lazily in the sofa
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
fun fact: I work similar to a troll, if you keep giving me attention - I will never go away except instead of trolling I'm giving useless facts about niche things, fucked up thoughts and bouts of affection
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
they are edging thoughts on the timeline
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
every time americans talk about healthcare I feel like I'm going insane what do you mean you "cant afford" an ambulance? what the fuck is a "medical debt"? what do you mean you "dont have insurance"? in Russia everyone* has insurance - it came with your fucking citizenship
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
did the thing and got the least surprising result of any test I've taken in my life
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
rent lowering pluralpost
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
nom! crunch crunch crunch 😋
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
fyi Tesla's promised "1 trillion $ pay package" to Musk is actually ~423mln TSLA shares today tesla shares are worth ~400$ so thats ~170bln however to get the full amount of shares he's tasked with taking the market cap to 8.5tln$ at which point those shares would be worth a trillion
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I know at least two different people named Rebar on this platform what the fuck
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
touching grass right now
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
cw: dissociation, derealisation people think of themselves as one clear thing, with a clear border where they end and the rest of the world begins because thats how our bodies work, thats how individual cells in our bodies work, surely thats how our brains and consciousness works too, right? 1/2
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Alisa, of Emilya fame @emilyaakarogofos.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I am being assimilated by the brits again!
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