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Emily Vanderploeg

@emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social
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Writer, cat person, 🇨🇦 in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, “Strange Animals” (Parthian, 2022). “Suppertime” (Substack) for hot takes on books, dinner, and pop culture of the past! substack.com/@emilyvanderploeg

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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
SUPPERTIME is back and we’re talking fried clams and unrealized potential. Dive in! 🧜‍♀️🌊 open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
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Maybe I am a Late Bloomer
Or maybe utopia is a sprinkler and an ice cream cone
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
New SUPPERTIME out now! I’ve been reading, musing, and eating a variety of books and foods low in saturated fat substack.com/@emilyvander...
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Finding Your Egotistical Inner Child
And a diet low in saturated fat
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m excited to have an essay in the next issue of @foldingrockmag.bsky.social ! Out July 9th 🥣💫
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We’re talking workouts, sugar and writing highs and lows over on SUPPERTIME today. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
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Getting Back in Shape
Pump that Pen! (hoo-ah)
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
New Suppertime! Let’s celebrate this lil newsletter’s 3 year anniversary on a yacht with a home baked fruit dessert… emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/sailing-ta...
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Sailing, takes me away...
We are always writing! Oh no...
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We’re about halfway through the serialized novel fun over on Suppertime, my Substack. It’s not too late to join in or catch up! Subscribe for the most fun read of your summer 🤩 open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A new edition of Suppertime is out, all about The Current Publishing Landscape, cow hooves 🐄, and fine dining 🍽️ emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/moving-on-up
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Moving on (up!)
Why I chose to self-publish (ick!) my novel
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Mari Ellis Dunning 🖋️ @mariellisdunning.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is so exciting!! You can read the first two chapters of @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social hilarious novel, Are You There, over on her Substack now! open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
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"Are You There?"
Subscribe to read my Novel! (A Suppertime Special Edition)
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
A Suppertime Special Edition! I am going to be serializing my novel, “Are You There?”, on Substack over the next ten weeks (starting next Monday). Check out my latest post to see how it all works and gear up for a fun 🤩 summer read 🏖️ 👻 emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/are-you-th...
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hello followers and friends! The latest installment of my funny lil newsletter, Suppertime, is out now on Substack. Have a read for some nursery rhyme rants, muffins, and writing and reading life nonsense 🤪💞🎉💚
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sunday big shop, toddler fun, lil roast dinner cooked and eaten, and @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2 Day Poem Contest poem submitted 🤌
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
As predicted, “milquetoast” was the toughy, but it’s in there now, and I’m going to sleep on it (UK time!) til tomorrow to pick a title. Also appreciate that you threw in a “moon” for the poets 😆 @cv2magazine.bsky.social #2daypoemcontest
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Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I haven’t posted here yet but today seems a good day to start because I’m setting off on the annual @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2-day Poem Contest! This is my 8th year and every time I surprise myself with what those 10 words produce. Thinking ‘milquetoast’ might be the one to trip me up this year 😅
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