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Brandon

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Programming and Magic (The Gathering). he/him

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FOLKS! InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago. It makes your bones feel big and hot! Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you get HogWater for free at The Onion tent!
Ice cold HogWater!
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Brandon @emidln.com · 02/09/2026
I tried to give @magic.wizards.com $240 today but they wouldn't take my money. Would have happily bought $$$$ worth of boxes of this Zeta set, even with 7 card packs, because it looks fun to draft and has nostalgic cards. I haven't seen anything else worth buying from wotc this year.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 10/08/2026
Process death will return the memory when I'm done with it.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 02/07/2026
Hot take: the 8th bit is wasted on errno. #bitwisebytefoolish
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Brandon @emidln.com · 14/06/2026
Played some Old School mtg today. Went 3-2 losing my last round at the end of time during Chaos Orb flips (no draws in EC Old School).
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Brandon @emidln.com · 26/05/2026
Looks like a Stargate to me
Photo of UFC Stadium under construction at the White House at such an angle that it resembles a Stargate with caption edited to say "Construction begins on Stargate d.c. at white house".
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Brandon @emidln.com · 19/02/2026
Ran out of LLM tokens + extra usage budget is the new corporate "waiting to compile".
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 19/12/2025
@flexslot.gg this article is rendering the json instead of whatever component/view it's meant to: flexslot.gg/articles/22e...
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On Cloud 9(9) - Magic: The Gathering article by xjcloud
On Cloud 9(9) - Magic: The Gathering article by xjcloud
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Brandon @emidln.com · 14/12/2025
hunter2 ?
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Brandon @emidln.com · 07/12/2025
Top8'd the @themanavault.bsky.social December Legacy 1K with Turbo Doomsday. I think Fluster might not be good enough without Reanimator around, and Hide On the Ceiling should be Sheoldreds. I suspect the format is fast enough I want to cut the 2nd Surveil land and a fetch for the 4th sea.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 01/11/2025
s/poised/poisoned/
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Brandon @emidln.com · 01/11/2025
Not sure how I came to be here, but what is a DAG in this context? I’m guessing this isn’t Directed Acyclic Graph, but my google is poised with CompSci stuff.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 08/10/2025
Bringing these to EW for @haraln.bsky.social
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Brandon @emidln.com · 03/08/2025
Congrats! Time to trade those trops into a 4th retro foil thoughtseize ;)
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Eureka22422_MTG @eureka22422.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Finished 3rd place out of 108 at the @BcdLegacy win a Mox Jet open. On 3 hours of sleep pretty happy with my performance. Shout out to @ecobaronen for the list and notes. Good for 2 really clean tropical islands.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 03/06/2025
The IP argument is fairly weak to someone who grew up believing "Information wants to be free."
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Brandon @emidln.com · 30/05/2025
I mean, yeah he'll be with us. He backdoored all the systems.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!
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Brandon @emidln.com · 16/05/2025
It's half past midnight and I'm currently waiting on a git bisect run for binutils. How's your night going?
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Brandon @emidln.com · 03/05/2025
The solution is having disruption of your own plus leylines and a combo kill. This means Breakfast, SnT, and Doomsday. Else you need to be on something that interacts on t1 when otp. If people so that oops is gonna lose a lot of 50/50 games and it already mulls to oblivion a decent percentage.
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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
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razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 07/04/2025
I feel like a financial genius for having believed trump and liquidated all of my stocks in January
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
For those that don't have twitter now, LavaOx did a breakdown of the cheating allegations and feature matches of Connor Pattinson, who was disqualified in the Top 8 of the NRG Series $10,000 Standard Show last Saturday in Madison. #mtg #nrgmad docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Connor Pattinson Cheating Breakdown
(This page contains several large animated gifs and may take a moment to load. I only have limited tools, if anyone can produce better quality footage, I invite you to do so) EDIT: Due to some sharp-...
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Brandon @emidln.com · 22/03/2025
I thought we outlawed Corruption of Blood in 1790.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 20/03/2025
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This Week in Legacy: The Pre-Show Bananza
Joe Dyer talks about the upcoming B&R.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 20/03/2025
absolutely nobody: latest goldfish article: oOps iS 3% oF mEtA bAn ThAsSa's OrAcLe
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Brandon @emidln.com · 13/03/2025
The current state of my Legacy Doomsday deck. Next up, signatures for the foils.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 10/03/2025
Split the finals of @themanavault.bsky.social's anniversary Legacy tournament playing Doomsday. Finished 6-0-3 beating Stiflenaught, DnT, Nadu Breakfast, Oops, Esper Tempo, and Necrodom. Upgraded my ITA Tabernacle into EN and bought a UNL Time Vault with my winnings. Also met @boshnroll.bsky.social
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Brandon @emidln.com · 02/03/2025
My most lucrative contracts have been with companies that let me go too early, often due to a change of management and "new direction".
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Brandon @emidln.com · 02/03/2025
Split in top4 at @themanavault.bsky.social #premodernmtg 1K. Finished 4-1-1. Picked up some nice loot from the shop.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 01/03/2025
Rainbow Tinker Oath for Premodern today
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Brandon @emidln.com · 28/02/2025
By the power of goatse!
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Brandon @emidln.com · 18/02/2025
`std::bitset<32> b; b.set(3);` vs `uint32_t b = 0; b |= 1 << 3;` who wore it better? One of these has been burned into my brain since I was 14.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 18/02/2025
You ever forget `do {} while ()` exists while writing c++? Happened to me. Used goto instead and...it was fine I guess. Same with std::bitset, I forgot about it. I should spend more time actually writing c++ so I don't make silly mistakes and then I won't have to explain bit twiddling during review.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 18/02/2025
It was a sad day today. I deleted my tweets, likes, and friends on the app formerly known as Twitter. Oh I saved an archive first, but I manually deleted the few hundred accounts I had followed and have tried to migrate the follows to mastodon or bsky. Like finding an old diary, the bad and the good
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Brandon @emidln.com · 17/02/2025
My vintage maindeck is completely borderless now. Might start working on getting those factory borderless cards replaced with painted copies.
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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 15/02/2025
Preprocessor embed is in C++26. You can go bother your vendors to put it in. The offset parameter may make it through as well, meaning it will go in fully complete and not need a second standards revision to patch the offset(3) parameter in. It's finally, truly, over.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 11/02/2025
Easily completing my 7th grade math workbook in the first couple weeks of school so I wouldn't have homework. The teacher figured out what I had done, confiscated my workbook, and then gave me a detention every time I told ber that she already had my homework twice a week for the rest of the year.
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Brandon @emidln.com · 22/01/2025
2/2 Having the data is nice, but it doesn't look nice. This feels like the place where I ignore my own advice and go into a macro sugar high then my app dies in a sugary coma. Cya on the other side!
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Brandon @emidln.com · 22/01/2025
I've been writing a lot of Clojure lately, for the first time in 7 years. It's amazing to the speed of retit+mali, but I miss the aesthetics of compojure-api and schema. 1/2
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Brandon @emidln.com · 11/12/2024
Premodern 1K is coming up this weekend in Milwaukee at Mana Vault and I'm trying to figure out if I'm playing Survival Elves with lots of Elvish Champion or Doomsday (which is bad, but hilarious). Do I want to win or do I want to play Dark Ritual? I believe these are mutually exclusive.
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