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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎

@emetgoat.bsky.social
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A mensch with no bench, Kosher Kabbalist, Rabbi of the synagogue of hard nosh, top Torah tunneler of Crown Heights, master of Jew-Jitsu, ChaBAD to the bone. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈✡️🕎🪬🕍🧿🖖🐐🪕 I mostly post memes, search my posts using #furryart to see my art.

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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doing some late night reading of the Book of Jewish Humor before bed, this was a good set of jokes all next to each other.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#meme
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>"A Windows update broke my AI program and the patch to fix it won't be deployed until tomorrow, I literally can't do my job without AI." Ok, since you apparently can't do your job without AI, then it sounds like you should just go home then.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way rodents eat food is always so funny to watch.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Do a kickflip" #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
>When you forget that it's swell to say "Good Morning USA" #meme
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Character rankings for Dragon Ball, though I think Rolf should maybe be bumped up to S tier.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The creator of ALF, Paul Fusco, was so obsessed with everyone needing to treat ALF as literally real that he stayed in character the entire time. If you've seen the leaked behind the scenes footage; ALF was unironically a toxic, abusive, narcissist diva and would've been cancelled on social media.
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whatever floats your goat 🐐 #illustration #furry #anthro #wholesome
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Greatest newsletter I've ever subscribed to, every advertisement from these guys is a gem.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Almost forgot to post this, sketchbook swap pic I drew at AWU. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Legendary internet pull; OnlyFans page run by scientists who post pictures of the marmots they're studying, the user is named OnlyMarms. onlyfans.com/onlymarms
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The zaza
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My #Artfight drawings this year, might get a few more in before it's over. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Praise be to the Omnissiah! Praise be to the machine god! #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Some days get you feeling like a Redditor who got his cylinder stuck inside of an M&M's tube, and the cylinder is attached to a larger object and must remain unharmed.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You know we had to do it to em'
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Go ahead and try to stop me OSHA, I’m stunting this forklift. #furryart #forkliftcertified
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can you draw my fursona filing his 1040 tax forms?
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Had a dream where some unknown figure I was talking to said falafel was disgusting trash, and I woke up genuinely upset at the fake dream person.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Downtown transit friends.
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 11/06/2026
this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to normal people
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Downtown graffiti I came across.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You have the right to remain cute creep! I am the Law! #furryart #JudgeDredd
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I just found out Procreate does timelapses of your drawings by default. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I draw furry art. f art, if you will. That's what we call it in the biz. fart.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He was a skater goat. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hard
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Got an iPad and I’m sketching on Procreate to learn the software, did a quick sketch before working on the actual drawing, but the sketch came out so goofy haha. Absolute masterpiece. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Maybe all the smiles were the friends we made along the way :) #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
mfw My face when Y f a c e w h e n
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Don't mess with the clown mafia, you'll be walking down the street and won't even notice the tiny car pull up. Then dozens of clowns will jump out and throw you in the trunk, which is so small you'll be twisted up like a contortionist just to fit. Then dropped in a very tiny pool with huge sharks.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy #Passover everyone.
A conversation on the messaging platform Discord, where a person with the screen name Emet with a furry profile picture is responding to another user with a furry profile picture whose username is Dad. Emet asks Dad if he's heard of Passover, in which Dad responds confused, asking if it's some kind of backwards overpass. A mistake on Dad's part, as Emet was able to respond with the classic zinger "Passover deez nuts" with a reaction image picture of Anthony Fantano laughing that was edited with a bubble filter to over exaggerate the laughing, as the phrase "Passover deez nuts" spoken out loud sounds like "Pass over these nuts" a not safe for work joke about passing by someone's exposed testicles.
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⛧Ramulus⛧𓃵 @ramulus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So you're probably wondering how you goat here...
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Jewish gaming.
A computer powered by the same technology that powers the Jewish Space Laser, but miniaturized and at a lower wattage to fit inside the Star of David Gaming PC - Jewish Star custom Built Computer. It's like in Wolfenstein The New Colossus where the Jewish secret society known as the Da'at Yichud built mystical ancient technologies, except this is a gaming PC with an RTX 3070 and RGB lighting.
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
For Valentines day I drew me and Jack Black; no additional context. #furryart
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Emet (the) Goat 🐐🪬🕎 @emetgoat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🦎
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