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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 30/06/2025

// Editorial sidenote: Solus zos Galvus actually -is- renowned for this one (possibly apocryphal) time he cooked something.

an item from FFXIV: Glory Be soup - the image shows a bowl containing a stew of lentils and chestnuts in red wine

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 25/06/2025

// ref: more beard than man. Never forget that time they slapped Ramuh on top of Varis and called it good.

Solus zos Galvus' model from FFXIV; on close inspection, this appears to be Varis' model with two Ramuh beards glued on.

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 25/06/2025

// yoinked from /thatonehythguy, let's drag the cantankerous old fool out of hibernation, shall we?

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 18/06/2025

It's come to my attention that I've been very lax in commending Ascian Jeff on his latest promotion. His tireless efforts in PR and Recruitment continue to be a rare balm amongst all the other worthless imbeciles I'm forced to work with.

The 'dark confidant' card from MtG's FFXIV selection, showing the masked mage doing something evil probably

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 25/03/2025

A great deal of you seem awfully concerned with what I think about my recent - to use the accursed parlance of this age (ugh) - "glow up". To them I say, as is my usual wont...

A dialogue-box from FFXIV; the speaker is identified as Emet-Selch, and the text reads "Do not approach me, do not speak to me, and do not dare presume to treat me as a friend. I am merely carrying out my duty."

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 05/03/2025

I'm going to need -substantially- more wine for this 🤦

A Bluesky notification indicating that Fandaniel is now following this account.

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 04/03/2025

Every day this wretched network strays further from Zodiark 🤨🍷 ( en.shindanmaker.com/1033395 )

Hythlodaeus' waifu stats; they score highly in horny, cute and attractive and text reads "Hythlodaeus is a tasteful waifu known for amazing art"

Emet-Selch's waifu stats; he scores highly on horny, teasing and attractive while his score for fashion is apparently off the chart. Text reads "Emet-Selch is an EXALTED waifu known for amazing art"

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 02/03/2025

With Phantasmagoria season in full swing, a reminder to all that random facility inspections are resuming accordingly. Points will be awarded for dramatic monologues & innovative repurposing of Allagan tech, but deducted for ignorance of hosted powers, unintended destruction and Lahabrea 🍷

The approach to the Praetorium, a large Garlean-style tower dotted with yellow, blue and red lights.

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 28/02/2025

#wolqotd / #wolquestion #ShadowbringersSpoilers #ShBSpoilers Were any of you various reprobates inclined (either as you are now, or back in the halcyon days of the World-as-Was) to seek a seat other than Azem's, which would it be/have been and why?

Replicas of the crystals of the Convocation members in the form of small badges in varying colours, pinned to a pale denim jacket.

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 25/02/2025

I see including Lahabrea in things has apparently been declared a mistake; in related news, water remains wet, and gravity still makes things fall down 🍷

A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch (stark black and white printed text, fancy black handwriting, and red masks in the bottom corners). This one reads "Lahabrea is not permitted to do anything"

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Most Eminent Emet-Selch @emet-selch.etheirys.social · 25/02/2025

Emet-Selch, The Redeemer AKA Hades, Sorcerer of Eld AKA Solus zos Galvus, founding father #3 Seat of the Convocation | #1 Unsundered #FFXIV #FFXIVRP Formerly @most_eminent on Cursed Bird App Mun ordinarily found at @eorzea-etc.etheirys.social

A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch - stark black and white, with ornate handwriting and small red masks in the bottom corners. This one reads "Out Of Office. Leave any urgent messages with Wretched Bird Thing"

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