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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Today is national pet day. So make sure you get into some heavy petting.

Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Wouldn't it be nice if in the United States everybody agreed one night per year, every light would be turned off so we could see the sky in its natural state? This idea came to me after watching Astro Alexandra's TikTok. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2GKhSVB/

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See the universe at @BigBendFarFlung … the Bug Bend region is one of the best places for stargazing and astrophotography in the WORLD. Finally see the Milky Way galaxy! #ad

TikTok video by ASTRO ALEXANDRA 🪐

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Can someone please explain this post to me?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

First they came for the leftists, and I spoke out— then they arrested and killed me.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

The definition of insanity is believing an example is a definition. In fact, if you think the previous sentence is a definition, I'm sorry, you are insane.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Do you know what's insane? Believing an example is a definition.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Wouldn't a zombie apocalypse be perfect right about now?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I waited nearly 2 years to post this. Now everyone is going to say "too late".

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I'm going to start a band called "For Lease". Just think of all the free advertising.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Why don't they make the entire house out of chimney material?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Luigi Mangione should be sentenced to American healthcare without the possibility of appeal.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I wonder if the homeless are watching all this and thinking, "We sure picked the right time to not have a house"

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

If Trump deports 20 million illegals, who’s going to rebuild Los Angles?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

To all my friends and family who are worried about me. God is watching out for me because he made me too poor to live anywhere near the wildfires.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I guess if you're gonna eat the rich first, you have to cook the rich.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

My memory is so bad I often forget how bad my memory is.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I'm just gonna say it, Chris Hanson has a hard on for pedophiles.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Why is my brain always trying to make me fat?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I have never broken a New Year's resolution. When I was 13, I made my first and only New Year's resolution to never make another New Year's resolution.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Is there anyone wrestling with imposter syndrome who actually is an impostor?

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

The one time I met an incel, I made the embarrassing mistake of saying, "It's fine, you do you".

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Tomorrow, Thursday night at the Improv if you'd like to see me do some comedy joke words. improv.com/hollywood/ev...

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

In fifth grade, our homeroom teacher told us to write on a piece of paper what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote CEO of the largest American insurance provider. Today I took that piece of paper off the fridge and threw it away.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Listen, I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think it's a bit too early to be talking about gun control.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I'm pretty sure the Board of Directors at anthem insurance are trying to get rid of their CEO with this announcement declaring they aren't going to pay for anesthesia for surgeries that run longer than the insurance company think it should.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The jokes about the insurance CEO assassinated in New York tell you everything you need to know about healthcare in the ShortSighted States of America.

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Emery Emery @emeryemeryii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

No more baby spines in doctor's offices.

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