EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Ran a poll by my friends and one of the options was "work out until I get a six pack" but nobody believed I'd actually do it until I said every option on the poll was serious Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded 100
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Narrowed down the fact that my much stronger suicidal ideations are when I haven't spoken for well over 6 hours, I'm hungry, and I'm tired. If all three of these things happen at once I start hovering over the gun in my bedside stand 100
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Horrible headaches since I started eating more butter and bigger meals. Clearly I'm dying. However. Buttery burger 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I fully believe that it's impossible to understand an emotion you've never felt before and the more you understand the better you are and embarrassment leads to understanding so I don't think we should teach our kids that embarrassment is bad 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I drilled a hole through asbestos tile in my closet many years ago and coughed heavily on that dust and did not air my room out afterwards and I just remembered that so when I have very aggressive mesothelioma in my 40's I just have to know that I killed myself for ethernet 130
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I was cooking at work today but unfortunately the cooking must come to an end and I must suffer forever because I know my luck is gonna turn around I am not savoring this period of good luck because the switch is gonna destroy me if I do 020
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025People don't seem particularly thrilled to have me around any more, kinda sucks 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I hate open-invites more than anything else because it makes me feel like I'm inserting myself into a situation in which I'm not welcome and I fucking hate inserting myself into situations that I don't get directly invited to 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Quickest manic swing of all time I'm down from my narcissism and I'm back to background character 020
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I've been pushed to the absolute brink of instability again and my self hatred has totally switched around to massive egotism so if I come across as far more self centered for the coming weeks that is why 220
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I have finally come to the conclusion that I should start working out because my friends are busy like 5 of the 7 days a week until far after I'm in bed or asleep so I'm gonna be trying to take a break from my phone for the most part and prioritizing exercise during my evening hours 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Sometimes my younger coworkers will tell their parents about me like I'm some fucking alien and then those parents will come in and dap me up and call me big dog and I have no fucking idea who they are but they know so much about me 040
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Googling how to make a bomb and then going online and buying the chemicals to make methamphetamine so the feds who visit my house are really confused 050
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Besides my farm cats that have passed away, I've never really grieved before. I still don't know how. With the emotional disconnect I experience due to my autism, I wonder if I'll even feel sad when my parents pass away. I have no idea how I'll feel in most situations because I'm built wrong 020
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 16/06/2025High thinking about the time I was one decision away from making makeshift napalm and harming a guy with it cause he was really rude to me and honestly I should have done it 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I know a lot of people who would be happier if they didn't treat every day as a life or death scenario 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It should be legal to punch one customer as hard as you can per year if you work in the service industry 130
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Back to never asking people to play games because it doesn't really work ever and it makes me look like a loser 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Was just thinking about that time I was really drunk and got called in as an emergency helper at work and after I was done very sloppily getting my job done, I leaned to one of the teenagers I work with and told him "they call me the jizzler the way I bust on these hoes" and walked out the back door 020
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Sneezed while taking a dump and may have made the worst noise I've ever heard 010
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Sent an apology text to someone I believed I had wronged several years ago and she deadass didn't remember that even happening and was just happy I was there 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/06/2025No matter what time I fall asleep my body naturally wakes up from 8-9 am every day. I'm becoming a normal person and it's weird 020
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/06/2025After my many, many fumbles with women in school, I decided it was high time I give up until something dawns on me that gives me the perspective I need to form romantic relationships in a healthy manner. That hasn't happened yet so it's a bachelors life for me. Most likely forever 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/06/2025A vast majority of the time I do not wash my hands in my own house. Anywhere else I do out of courtesy for others but I only really wash my hands in private if they've got something on them. Keeps me healthy, I think 010
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Really thought about buying the switch 2 but there's not really anything for me to gain from doing that. It's not like it has any major game launch titles that I'd care for. I'll wait till the price drops in a few years 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I remember one day I asked my friends why they'd been busy and they said "we've just been playing borderlands 2 the last few days" and I had to sit there like damn y'all didn't invite me? You didn't even consider it? Damn. 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 02/06/2025It doesn't get attributed to me a lot but I regularly completely alter the verbal behavior of groups of people that I hang around which leads me to believe I'm very charismatic. I think the fact that people don't mention it much means that they don't even realize it 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Playing in a local community band in July, been practicing with them every other week. Super fun, I'm very excited to perform again. 050
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Bought a new pillow, will update on if it's nice or ass 130
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 30/05/2025not a terribly massive purchase, but i made the biggest emotional purchase of my life. i have a son again 140
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Buddy gave me some edibles and they got me all sleepy n shit 120
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Happy Birthday! *tickles your butthole real quick* 041
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Dropping an absolutely devastating shit right now, the cops would be called if anyone else was in this building on the premise of a terrorist attack 010
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Unfortunately, I have aged again. Not a big fan of my birthday but I suppose I can't complain about legal boozing 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Even though someone texting me is never an interruption in my mind, if I text someone else I'm always interrupting them. As a result, I don't reach out to people under any circumstance because I don't want to be a bother. Doesn't matter if they tell me I'm not bothering them, I'm bothering them. 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 17/05/2025People don't really talk to me anymore but I don't blame them. I was the one who drove them away in the first place. I wish I was more interesting or socially smart, maybe I wouldn't be such a massive lonely loser lol 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Started playing oblivion the other day, pretty fun. Never played the original so I'm learning as I go. Great time so far though 010
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Beat dq11 with all steam achievements in just over 100 hours, might go back and try to get every accolade when I have time. Very fun game, looking forward to the dq1+2 remastered drop this year 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I remember watching the economy get pumped full of money from absolutely nowhere during my senior year of high school and I told all my buddies I give it 5 years till we hit another heavy recession. Every day that passes I am further justified in my opinion, they're just delaying the inevitable 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Thought that one of my broke friends bought me a gift but it was one of my working friends so it's tolerable 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I have noticed that Im often attacked for sharing my opinions in the manner that I share them and if I take a different approach people are often less upset with me but that doesn't mean I'm gonna present my opinions differently. I'm still gonna word it like an argumentative essay. It IS not I think 110
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Hopefully the future is kind to me, but I'll be ready for whatever I have to deal with. Pray for me 040
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I have not had a day off to fully relax in a while, I may sob 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 07/05/2025After having gotten to just before the finale of the post game of dq11 I've gotta say I was drawn in by the exploration part because it's all sectioned and somewhat delayed so you've got a backtrack and I fucking love remembering stuff and going back and feeling smart cause I remembered one spot 030
EmersonFridge @emersonfridge.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I be trying new products for fun because I have the disposable income to do it and lemme tell ya I do not like the taste of ag1 120
