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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂 Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas to all our fabulous friends. X

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Too many careless Sunday drivers out today! *tuts*

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Miss Marbles "I've had a lovely Sunday lunch at the vicarage and I'm now going to get the bus home".

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Satis House is nothing compared to Dr Drake Culla’s wine cave… bsky.app/profile/emer...

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Norris Dean "The weather is very bad today, so please stay at home and only travel if essential. There is major disruption to rail services". #StormCuthie

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Carl Fogg "Hello! I'm the owner of Bearington Taxis, and we've just rolled out a new fleet of cars!"

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Looks like things are starting to loosen up a bit in Bearington - it’s a relaxed opening in prospect from @emergencyteds.bsky.social

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Candice Floss "Hello, everyone. My christmas delivery is arriving tomorrow so look out for some very exciting offers!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help". ANP Connie Stapation "So, I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Humpfrey Boone "Some appointments have opened up for my physiotherapy clinic in December, so please book with Brenda on reception".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Ceecee Wax "Hello Bearington residents! We are getting booked up for Christmas, so if you fancy a new head fur style or a pawdicure, please give us a call before we are booked up!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

PC Bobby Bobblestock "We're doing house to house enquiries on Tafurley Street following reports of a peeping tom in the area".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please take note! When you drive in the rain Please take your time And use your brain". #HerbiesLaw

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Constable Skip Ramsay "We have a motto about drug dealing, furry community: If we catch you selling drugs We'll take a photo of your mug!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Anoushka Popov "Mr Cuthbert dressing gown wash off now machine put". Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash". Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk". Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Ernie Goldtop "Good morning Bearington residents! I'm out on my rounds and with Christmas coming up we have been inundated with orders for our organic brandy clotted cream!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Captain Miles Dace "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome onboard Flight 629 service from Bearington to Bangkok. We are currently first in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately three minutes time".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

DS Cindy Pugh "Good morning. I'm on patrol tonight, and I'm on my way to Bearington Chase".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Oliver Prim "Good evening from Furakesh! We are so busy, and there is such a great vibe tonight! We close at 1am, so come along! We look forward to seeing you!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please drive carefully in the rain. Don't be a clown!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

DCI Sherlock Holmes "Don't forget my motto: I'll track you down If you commit a crime There's no escape And you'll be doing time!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Sergeant Harold Rolls "My parking motto furry community: "If you park on double yellow lines Without a badge That's a £30 fine!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Charge Nurse Nathan Wilcox "Please take note of our motto about alcohol furry community: When you have lots to drink You think you're Superman But end up wearing a splint!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Sergeant Herbie Royce "My motto about speeding furry community: If you drive like Sterling Moss I'll give you points And take some cash!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Don't forget this motto furry community: Whatever the weather Rain or shine I will be out there Solving a crime!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Aubrey Wriggglesworth "We have a Saturday night motto! Get drunk!" *giggles*

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Dr Ted "Please don't forget our A&E department's Saturday night motto! Don't eat too much Or get too jolly You could end up On our trolley!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

PC Bobby Bobblestock "Please remember our Saturday night motto furry community: If you drink lots of ale Don't be naughty Or you'll go to jail".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Josh Knowles "We've just handed a patient over to Dr Ted and now it's time to clean the Ambo!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Brian Elks "This clown never learns as he's stuck in Bearington marshes, again!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Thanks for your time, Patsy". Patsy "So, you're going to release Dr Culla?" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Yes, the FPS have dropped all charges". Patsy "That's great!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "I'll get you a ride home". Patsy "Great!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Did Dr Culla follow you down?" Patsy "No! I left him dancing to monster mash! You have to release him. He's well nice and kind, and I sort of fancy him. I got so drunk that I lost track of time". Lieutenant Pawlumbo "OK. I'll need a written statement".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Did Dr Culla put you in the cellar?" Patsy "No! I was in the room and tried to open the rusty shutters as it was very stuffy, and I cut my paw. I saw the handle on the floor and opened it and saw all the wine down there so I went down".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Patsy "I can't believe how drunk I was!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "We charged charged Dr Culla..". Patsy "What? Why?" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "We found your blood in a hallway, and you disappeared on his property". Patsy "I bit one of my claws, and I made it bleed a little.

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "How you doing, Patsy?" Patsy "I'm good. I can't wait to get home". Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Have you been put off wine?" Patsy "Oh no. If it wasn't for the wine, I'd have been very dehydrated!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo *chuckles* Let's go through for a debrief".

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Dr Ted "I'm happy to discharge you, but you must finish your course of antibiotics, Patsy". Patsy "Will do, Dr Ted". Dr Ted "I'm glad you were found before that cut turned nasty!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Officer Noah Stover "Cilla! We've found Patsy. She's OK!" Cilla "Oh my god! Really?! I have to see her!" Officer Noah Stover "She's on her way to Bearington General to get checked over. I'll take you there now!" Cilla *sobs*

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Patsy "The werewolf's going to get me!" *runs* PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak!" *echoes* *PD Kojak nears Patsy* Patsy "Nice doggie". PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak!" *echoes* Patsy "Your dog's here". PC Evelynn Hall "Is that Patsy Jacobs?" Patsy "Yes!" PC Evelynn Hall "I'm a police officer!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Patsy "Oh god, there's a werewolf after me! Help!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Patsy *belches* "Crikey, that was some red wine!" *belches* *heavy breathing echoes down the tunnel* Patsy "What's that?! *bites claws* I wanna go home!" *sobs*

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Oh no! [lost in dark spooky place]… OH NO! [lost in dark spooky place with TONS OF FINE VINTAGE WINE😱]

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Patsy "Oh, where am I?! It's so spooky here, and I just want to go home! OMG, look at all the booze!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

CSI Barnaby "Good evening! I'm working a crime scene at Dr Culla's property in Bearington!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

PD Kojak *barks* PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak, what is it?" PD Kojak *continues to bark* PC Evelynn Hall *pats PD Kojak and notices blood. "Oh goodness! *talks on radio* PC Hall. 6376. Blood found at Dr Culla's residence. Forensics and CID required. Over!"

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Emergency Teds @emergencyteds.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "I'm joined by Patsy's sister Cilla, who would like to say a few words". Cilla "We aren't giving up hope on finding Patsy. If you know anything please contact the police!" *sobs* Lieutenant Pawlumbo "No questions at this stage".

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