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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 8h

This is what the Premier League table would look like today if Manchester City were expelled and all their results this season were expunged.

Hypothetical Premier League table as of 17 October 2026, with Manchester City removed and all results against them expunged.

Arsenal lead with 15 points, followed by Brighton and Chelsea on 13, and Liverpool on 12. Brentford and Everton have 10 points, Leeds, Hull and Ipswich have 9, Newcastle and Aston Villa have 8, Crystal Palace 7, Manchester United and Coventry 6, Fulham and Nottingham Forest 5, Sunderland 4, and Bournemouth and Tottenham 3.

The table shows 19 clubs, ranked by points and goal difference, with the top four highlighted green and the bottom two red.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Why haven't the dishes cleaned properly?"

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 03/10/2026

Suella Braverman congratulates the England team on their historic 3-0 away win at Croatia. #CROENG #1½Lions

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Manchester City scandal explained. By @ _SportsBall_ on Twitter.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pep Guardiola stands with all the trophies he won at Manchester City.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 01/10/2026

Paddy Power have done very well here.

"Welcome to Shamchester" poster billboard. Parody of the Carlos Tevez poster Welcome to Manchester. Instead of Carlos Tevez it's a British barrister.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 01/10/2026

30 years ago today, everything changed.

Arsene Wenger, 1st of October 1996, arms held aloft at Highbury

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rui Pinto, the man behind the Football Leaks website, has posted a detailed allegation about Gianni Infantino’s role in UEFA’s handling of Manchester City and PSG in 2014, citing material revealed through Football Leaks. These are Pinto’s claims, and they’re worth reading in full below.

Screenshot of a post by verified account Rui Pinto (@RuiPinto_FL), dated 30 September 2026. Pinto alleges that Gianni Infantino, while UEFA General Secretary in 2014, improperly intervened in investigations into Manchester City and PSG, sharing confidential documents and helping both clubs avoid potentially harsher sanctions. He says the details were revealed through Football Leaks and concludes that Infantino has become “a cancer on football” who should have no place in the game’s future. The post shows 2.2 million views.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 29/09/2026

Al Jazeera did a lovely summary of the Manchester City cheating scandal.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me whenever I see any post by any English football fans right now. So tasty and refreshing.

Arteta drinking from a Man City water bottle

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 25/09/2026

True consistency isn’t doing the same thing, to the same standard, every day. It’s turning up every day and giving what you have. Some days that means excellence. Some days it means barely getting through. The level changes. The presence doesn’t. That’s consistency.

Meme comparing two kinds of consistency using five glasses of dark liquid. Top row: five glasses filled to the same level, captioned “This isn’t real consistency.” Bottom row: five glasses with varying amounts of liquid, captioned “This is real consistency.”

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is what I think whenever I hear anything about manosphere crap. Eggzactly...

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 21/09/2026

Holy shit, Ed. Just fucking stop, mate. Go home. Don’t answer the phone for a few weeks. Then get back in the studio and knock out some more beige wallpaper music. Because in this situation, you are about as far from deserving sympathy as it is physically possible to be.

Screenshot of a New York Post post reading: “Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family ‘abandoned’ him as Macklemore controversy rages on,” above two images of Sheeran onstage, seated with a guitar and covering his face with his hand under pink lighting.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 08/09/2026

Farage would rather stoke the prospect of civil unrest than reckon with Reform’s own conduct and quietly disappear from public life. When accountability comes knocking, the grifter reaches for a match. What. A. Twat.

Screenshot of a Twitter post from an account labelled “Nigel Farage”. The post says: “For six years now, Labour and the Tories have facilitated an invasion of our country. We are on the edge of serious civil unrest. The only solution is the ballot box. Only Reform will end the invasion.” Below is a video still showing a man in a dark suit speaking against a blue background, with the word “WARNED” across his chest.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 08/09/2026

Afternoon, Gunners. Just look at Ben White's face. I love this. All of it. #COYG

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 06/09/2026

Don't make your son wait the way you had to wait. Don't let your brother guess the way you had to guess. "I'm proud of you" "I see you're doing your best" Many men show love through actions, but the value and power of the words are just as important, just as precious. Say it. "I love you, bro"

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 04/09/2026

If Reform were brutally honest, this is what they’d unveil at conference. Their entire bet is the billionaire owned press will bury the story, their supporters will invent another excuse, and alleged wrongdoing will be waved away as a “smear”. Anything to keep grifting. “Britain first” my arse.

Nigel Farage and some other bloke hold a large placard. The placard reads: “We told you foreigners were the threat. We told you migrants were stealing your country. We told you we alone could clean up British politics. And you believed us. Then Channel 4 pointed a camera at us. Suddenly the problem wasn’t what was exposed. It was the people who exposed it. Keep looking at the migrants. Whatever you do, don’t look at us.” The final two lines are printed in much larger bold text.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 31/08/2026

They call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Screenshot of a Donald Trump social media post reading: “OUR MILITARY EATS THE BEST! Nobody feeds our brave troops better than me. The food is AMAZING—the best military food EVER! Other countries wish they could feed their soldiers this well. TOTAL WIN!” Below is an apparently AI-generated image of US Navy personnel eating an extravagant meal in a military canteen. The smiling serviceman in the foreground bites into an enormous burger while sitting before a tray piled with steak, prawns, macaroni cheese, vegetables and bread. His hand appears to have six fingers, a conspicuous AI-generation error.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 27/08/2026

Cantona quotes King Lear, contemplates mortality, immortality, science, war and humanity’s apparently limitless capacity for self destruction. Then pauses. “I love football.” Profound, pretentious, hilarious and completely sincere. Magnifique

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton chose to NOT be a billionaire.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 25/08/2026

The four Horsemen of the Trumpocalypse War, Famine, Pestilence & Death

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 25/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

The Bodlet standing in front of a gate behind which stands a white and a black llama.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 25/08/2026

She was gorgeous, inside and out. A truly rare person, beautiful, brilliant, modest and loyal. And, most wonderfully, you can tell that she cared. She really cared, for her family, for her neighbours, and for as many people as she could. #RIPDolly

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 13/08/2026

Have we really not evolved beyond the ancient British results-day tradition of plastering pictures of young women and girls all over the coverage? A-levels, GCSEs, BTECs: apparently academic achievement still requires a photogenic group of teenage girls standing in a row. Beyond embarrassing.

BBC News screenshot showing three young women, identified in the caption as triplets Scarlett, Tabby and Grace from Canterbury, standing together in a classroom or library. The headline reads: “Students react to their A-level, T-level and BTec results as record number get university places.” The caption says all three got into their first-choice universities and are excited to visit each other.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 26/07/2026

A challenge to Republican lawmakers

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 20/07/2026

The World Cup is over The Premier League is weeks away. Sigh.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 19/07/2026

Trump staying on the podium for the trophy lift as Infantino tries to awkwardly shepherd him off was just a perfect microcosm of this World Cup and its organisation. Congratulations to Spain. FIFA and Trump... can fuck off.

Spain lift the world cup trophy as Trump and Infantino crash the party

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 17/07/2026

I feel like I've seen the beginning of this movie before. It did not end well for humanity.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 12/07/2026

🎵"Reunited, and it feels so good Reunited 'cause we understood There's one perfect fit And, sugar, this one is it We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey"🎵

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 08/07/2026

Nigel Farage, Robert Jenrick and Zia Yusuf lined up to give quotes on how they're "anti-establishment".

The pigs from Animal Farm in their suits and wearing medals

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 02/07/2026

How dare you? We're very serious here.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hazza with a literal cock block

England’s Harry Kane is struck painfully in the groin by a close-range shot during a World Cup match against Croatia, with the goalkeeper behind him bracing in the goalmouth and a Croatian player in blue following through.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 17/06/2026

ITV coverage during the "Hydration" breaks.

Low-resolution retro TV still of a young girl in a red top pointing at a small chalkboard with a noughts-and-crosses grid, beside a wide-grinning clown puppet in a green outfit behind a yellow table.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 17/06/2026

Akam Hashim I think. A pretty solid player. I wonder how he'd do playing up front?

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 17/06/2026

But America won, right? Because nothing says “total victory” like wiring more than a third of a trillion dollars to the country you definitely defeated.

Screenshot of an X post by Discourse News reading: “BREAKING: Trump’s new peace deal with Iran includes a $340 billion payment by the United States to Iran.” Below the text is a split image: a stern portrait of Trump on the left and the Iranian flag on the right.

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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 16/06/2026

The Scapegoat Cycle Credit: Romain Muhammad on TT

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