Mark Anderson @emer.net · 06/09/2026The last paragraph of this makes me laugh so hard every time. 0171
Mark Anderson @emer.net · 04/03/2026Hard same, Janet from HR, Hard same. No spoilers but read the latest Poison Ivy by @gwillow.me it’s pretty great. 030
Mark Anderson @emer.net · 08/08/2025Homer and Marge are my Mom’s age since they’re class of ‘74 born in ‘56, but as of this year, I’m 6 years older than Homer at his 39 age. (He was 36 for a while). When the show started I was Bart and Lisa’s age. 010
Mark Anderson @emer.net · 19/06/2025So, we're doing the WMD thing again? I guess the early aughts are retro now... 051
Mark Anderson @emer.net · 13/06/2025Yeah, seems about right. Basically exactly what my brain is processing today. 000
Mark Anderson @emer.net · 21/05/2025So I think they might be getting an above average number of comments: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... 030
![EXAMINATION OF PARANATURAL TOPICS
THRESHOLDS
SUMMARY:
The Oldest House is a place in flux. Thresholds appear with no warning. What the Threshold will contain is a question we can only answer once it manifests.
The widely accepted theory is that Thresholds are dimensions vibrating on a [REDACTED] frequency different from our own. When these frequencies match, the Threshold will manifest in the Oldest House, which acts as a [REDACTED]. Others theorize Thresholds are parallel universes or possibly our own reality at a different point in time. Some believe our collection of altered materials affects the House or attracts the Thresholds. We do know for certain that Thresholds are not permanent. Eventually their frequency will shift.
Some believe Earth itself is just another Threshold connected to the Oldest House, which is actually rooted in some other reality. This theory, while impossible to disprove, causes [REDACTED] in those who learn of it so is actively denied.
Refer to file 5-05-1881 for full report.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jv3bzvszu3bvg5eztgln6emn/bafkreicpibdohtmxj2ut5djbur45infuvrmjzz4cz6fh5bs3ff47zioioi)
