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Em Em Goode

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💜Seattle's Gender Ambivalent Homewrecker💜 💜Burlesque Babe💜 💜Total Bitch💜 $EmEmGoode

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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 01/09/2025
Saw this on our walk. I love this city
Five paintings on a fence, each depicting a different animal with a weapon. "Choose your fighter" is written across the top. 
Pantings all have the phrase 'Fuck these Fucking Fascists" on them and are as follows.

1. A rat with a long chain
2. A dog with a knife in it's mouth
3. a bunny with a spiked baseball bat
4. a crow with a grenade
5 a raccoon with a molotov cocktail
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 30/07/2025
Shan asserts territorial rights.
Shan, a tortie, looks up at me from my desk chair, yelling as if to say, "You abandoned me all day, so this is my seat now"
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 24/06/2025
@kbspangler.com I saw this panel and couldn't help but think of your incarnation of Ben Franklin from AGAHF. Hot and thirsty indeed. 🤣 Had to share it. 😅
A comic panel featuring the kool-ade man next to Benjamin Franklin, asking 'excuse me sir, aren't you Benjamin Franklin?'
Ben Franklin replies 'Yes I am. I'm also hot and thirsty.'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 17/06/2025
A photograph of buckeye candies. Peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate, with the top exposed.Ohio Valley Style Pizza from DiCarlos. 
Baked with sauce, cheese and toppings added after the bake.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 02/06/2025
This pigeon posed for me this morning. There were a bunch of them at the bus stop, so I was singing the fat little pig-eon song. And I think he took offense. 😅
A pigeon posing on the corner of a fence.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 13/05/2025
Image of DW from the TV show Arthur, saying 'that sign can't stop me because I can't read!'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 02/05/2025
Drew a goose. Not sure if I should apologize or say you're welcome. 😅🤷🏼‍♀️
An upright humanoid goose throwing a middle finger.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 29/04/2025
Just some birfday girls
Emme, the birthday girl, and Shan, the birthday tortie pose for the camera.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 12/04/2025
Happy Caturday from a cat who got what she wanted and now doesn't know what to do about it. (When Mom gives you attention but not the kind you like)
Shan, a tortie, being held by me, after screaming for my attention right after i woke up. She looks unsure about this situation, despite getting the attention she cried for.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 30/03/2025
This thing is ridiculous. 💜
Shan, a tortie, laying on my lap looking smug with her paw outstretched.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 21/03/2025
Simpsons meme with Bart saying '‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped' and Homer replying 'Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped So Far.'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 19/02/2025
This is a screenshot from the actual White House Facebook page, from just a little bit ago. ... yeah.
A screenshot of the official White House Facebook page with a mockup magazine cover featuring Donald Trump wearing a crown with the words "long live the king".
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 07/02/2025
Here you go! Seattle Nazi Puncher!
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 27/01/2025
As ready as one can be I guess.
A photo of the 'Strike Ready' lanyard the Union handed out at work hanging around my neck.

Oh. And tits.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/01/2025
Okay but where's my snow?
Moon Knight from Marvel Comics descending a staircase, yelling "HEY SEATTLE, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN SNOW?"
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 20/01/2025
Caught this fantastic view of the mountains from the office window. Almost looks like a postcard.
A photograph of the Olympic Mountains, with Lake Union and the Aurora Bridge in the foreground.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 29/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
Black and white graphic of a person in front of a laptop with their hands clasped in a prayer position, with their head down and eyes closed, with the text "Dear Lord, Please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP"
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/12/2024
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
Belldandy, Skuld, And Urd, from 'Ah! My Goddess'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 14/12/2024
A different angle.
Shan, a tortoiseshell cat, standing on me, getting some her required pets.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 07/12/2024
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Logo for the cartoon 'Spartakus and the sun beneath the sea'Cover for the cartoon 'The Mysterious Cities of Gold'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 06/12/2024
Good morning Seattle.
A photo taken from across Lake Union of the Space Needle against a pink and purple sky, framed by trees on either side.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 29/11/2024
Dinner. Chicken drum and wing; cranberry-sausage stuffing, garlic green beans and almonds topped with fried shallots, mashed potatoes, and a butterflake roll. Also with lingonberry hard cider to drink. Yum.
Thanksgiving dinner. 

Chicken drum and wing.
cranberry-sausage stuffing.
garlic green beans and almonds topped with fried shallots.
mashed potatoes.
a butterflake roll
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/11/2024
Caught Shan mid-mlem.
Shan, a tortie, caught with her tongue out in the middle of licking her chops.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/11/2024
Have a photo of Shan, looking at me disdainfully as I submit her to this indignity
A close up photo of Shan, a tortie, laying in her the nest at the top of her cat tree, looking annoyed at the human taking her photo.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 21/11/2024
My hair tie broke. The bun exploded. Lol
A selfie showing my hair, wild and curling around my face after my hair tie snapped and my bun burst free
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains (Hell yeah Tori!)
The album cover for the Tori Amos album, Boys For Pele.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 18/11/2024
Little bit of a callout here.
Spotify daylist transcription. 

villain romantasy monday morning

You listened to southern gothic and gothic country on Mondays in the morning. Here's some: villain romantasy, creepypasta, spooky, forest and animalistic
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 18/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
A selfie of a woman with long-ish blonde hair and red lips, wearing tentacle earrings, and a necklace with a crystal pendant, in a cold-shoulder lace shirt.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 18/11/2024
Had the perfect setup for this while playing Forza Horizon 5 earlier and had to get it.
A screenshot from Forza Horizon 5, with a chicken in the foreground, and my avatar standing in front of a car in the background taking a photo of the chicken.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 16/11/2024
This photo from Burlycon brings me so much joy.
Em Em Goode, A burlesque performer, in front of a deep space backdrop, leaning back with her arms spread high, as if she's falling into space.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 13/11/2024
Reskeet your profile pic 🦆🔪
A drawing of a girl in a rainbow tank top cooking dinner
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 06/11/2024
I may be self-medicating a bit.
A mix of dumdum lollipops, with white and dark mini reeses cups, in front of a 30oz pumpkin cold brew
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 05/11/2024
When mom gives you attention but not the kind you like.
Shan, a tortie, looking distressed at being held, after meowing for attention.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 05/11/2024
Featuring the crow that almost pooped on my wife on her birthday. 😅
The stop sign and the crow that almost pooped on my wife on her birthday.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 03/11/2024
When mom gives you attention, but not the kind you like.
Shan, a tortie, looking distressed at being held, after meowing for attention.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 28/10/2024
I herd u liek torties.
Shan,  a tortie, looking over at her favorite human approachingShan, a tortie, enjoying those head skritches.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 12/10/2024
A day late. But pretend it isnt. 💜
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 26/09/2024
she surely got no love or attention while you were in the office.
Shan, a tortie, draped across me, asleep.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 17/09/2024
lol
bsky user 687242
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 11/09/2024
I mean i doubt we'll get to 30, but then i'll just start throwing stuff out.
30 Questions to get to know me

1. Favorite color; 2. favorite food; 3. favorite book; 4. favorite TV series; 5. favorite movie; 6. favorite singer/band; 7. favorite song; 8. favorite animal; 9. favorite meme/GIF; 10. favorite random fact; 11. favorite season; 12. favorite way to unwind; 13. go-to coffee order; 14. hobbies; 15. bucket list items; 16. siblings; 17. pets; 18. early memory; 19. phone lockscreen; 20. pet peeve; 21. currently reading; 22. currently watching; 23. first job; 24. topic I love discussing; 25. little-known fact about me; 26. hilariously bad at; 27. place I want to visit; 28. skill I want to develop; 29. goal I’m working on; 30. media that left a lasting impression
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 03/09/2024
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Graffiti on the back of a bus seat reading '230pm Monday July 8th 2024 - going to pike place market'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Yeah, fair.
The Guide from what we do in the shadows saying 'whatever, you know, it's above my paygrade.'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 24/08/2024
It's okay Shan, breathing is optional.
Shan, a tortiseshell cat, laying across my upper body and neck.Shan, a tortiseshell cat, laying across my upper body and neck.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 21/08/2024
Quark, the ferengi barkeep from deep space nine with the text "rule of acquisition #342 - If someone posts a quality meme you are obligated to aquire it without notice.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 11/08/2024
Took Shan out for a backpack walk to a park. She enjoyed it more than these photos convey.
Shan, a tortie, looking up at me with her paws on a concrete block, claws out, wearing a pink harness and leashShan, a tortie in a pink harness, sitting in a corner, looking at you with disdain in her eyes
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 30/07/2024
It her!
Shan, a tortoiseshell cat, with a bundle of shed fur from brushing on her back.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 25/07/2024
Lmfao
A photo of 'chairy' from peewee's playhouse with the text 'just met JD Vance's high school girlfriend'
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 21/07/2024
Lunch! It's grilled nectarine, fresh mozzarella, prosciutto, and pesto on a bolo roll.
a sandwich! grilled nectarine, fresh mozzarella, prosciutto, and pesto on a bolo roll.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 18/07/2024
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.
An image of Mousse from Ranma 1/2 in duck form.
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Em Em Goode @ememgoode.muusu.net · 15/07/2024
Well, that's just the spirit of Horizon.
The proper way to drive through a roundabout. 
Fasten your seat belt. 
Speed up. 
Pray. 

Do not look back or turn.
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