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Maggie Fritz-Morkin

@emeffem.bsky.social
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Medievalist/ italianist/ tennist, associate prof UNC-Chapel Hill, Boccaccio, prose and other cons. Up with the stars

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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When you FINALLY finish your fucking homework #paleography #earlymodern
Early modern handwriting and drawing on paper. In cursive, “fine” [the end] with decorative flourishes before and after the word. The decorations are dense and thorny. There are some curves, spirals, and flowers, but the overall look is spiky and menacing. Think millipede, barbed wire, burr, sweetgum seed, tarantula, hedgehog, drain clog
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cat parm
A soda can-sized container of TetraMin tropical fish flakes. In the background, a bowl of cat crunchies about to be sprinkled upon. Try it, your cat will love it. Our vet says it’s fine
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI slopcat #caturday
A real cat that looks like AI slop. White cat posed as a piece of taffy stretched diagonally on the bed. The arms go from the bottom left corner of the picture to the top right quadrant and they appear bigger than the rest of the cat
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard to top the 1460 edition by Gutenberg himself: dpul.princeton.edu/gutenberg/ca...
Detail from Johann Gutenberg's 1460 incunable edition of the Catholicon , by 13th c. lexicographer Giovanni de' Balbi. A large, hand-decorated capital letter M with red, blue, and white vinework starts the M section of the dictionary. Next to it, he writes in Latin about the letter M. My rough translation: M, a dark letter when pronounced at the end of a word, as in 'templum'. Open at the start of a word, as in 'magnus'. Mediocre in the middle, as in 'umbra'. Likewise when it follows a semivowel or s, as in 'mutarum' or 'smaragdus'.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who else wants to show off their Planned Parenthood beads? @ppfa.org winning at swag #fitcheck
Wine mom hand (white, crêping) with a beaded bracelet that says I heart Planned Parenthood and has black, hot pink, bright blue, and light blue beads. It perfectly matches the wine mom’s bright blue corduroy pants and black shirt/ sneakers
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Diagramming the dolce stil novo: can you guess which sonnets my students read? Answer in alt text #medieval #dolcestilnovo #Italian
Student diagram of Guido Guinizzelli’s sonnet ‘Lo vostro bel saluto e ‘l gentil sguardo’. Center: A face is split down the middle, half in delight and half in agony at the sight of a woman. A stabby knife points at its eye. At left, an anthropomorphic crenellated tower is struck through the window-eye by lightning and is consumed by flames. Its windows make a face contorting in agony. At right: a torso cut off from its legs with the word’vuoto’ indicating that it’s hollow inside, like a bronze statue Student diagram of Guido Cavalcanti’s ‘Pegli occhi fere un spirito sottile’. A star with pretty eyes sends a star toward a gazing eye, which has an idea cloud of a star and a bed at sunrise. An arrow leads from there to a big heart full of little stars, which have keys. These spirit-stars are either happy or sad. Another arrow points to a nice lady surrounded by hearts. Off to the side: a big spirit-star is raining
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Extar’s author headshot (she obviously writes Cold War spy thrillers) #caturday
A thicc brown tabby in loaf pose on bright red and blue geometric rugs. She’s under a spindle-legged chair covered in yellowing sheep fleece. Extar’s front paws are crossed and she stares into tge middle distance
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went looking for ladies and found the devil
Miniature portrait in profile of poet Laura Terracina from Giolito’s 1566 edition of her “Discorso sopra il principio di tutti i canti d’Orlando furioso”From John Florio’s note to the reader in his 1598 Worlde of Words (English-Italian dictionary): 

Thinke they to set their teeth on tender stuffe?
But they shall marre their teeth,and finde me tough.
Conantes frangere frangam, said Victoria Collonna :
Those that to breake me striue, I'le breake them if I thriue.An early modern doodle of a dantesque Lucifer (furry, six-winged, upside down) and a crest on the flyleaf of a tiny 16th c. book of poetry
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s not every day that they set up your special collections visit in the Fearrington ✨🤓💫 #UNC @unclibrary.bsky.social
A grandiose university library with checkerboard floors, perimeter bookshelves with locked collections , chandeliers , big tables with brass lamps, oval ceiling frieze, architectural details I don’t know the words for
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just got mine and it’s so pretty 😍 (Plate has the family astrological sign rather than a serial number)
Left half of NC flytrap license plate. A red-eyed fly greedily probes the sweet orange bait inside a wide-open flytrap. The plate is overwhelmingly green with fuchsia flowers and a blue-green sky background, with “North” in tomato-red lettering at the bottom
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone in this interaction is a petty bitch but at least I’m not a pedophile warlord #IRS
A check to the United States Treasury for the $40.33 they’ve been pestering me about for ages. In the Memo line: “Illegal wars and pedo bunker”
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FUCK. Chapel Hill got another Cybertruck 13yo: why would you bring that here?? Weaver is a GOOD place!!
Two fucking cybertrucks in the parking lot of Weaver Street Market
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The poetry of the scuola siciliana makes so much more sense if you imagine the poets as stoners. “Bruh, how does such a big lady get through my eyes, which are tiny? How does she fit inside my heart?? I’m like, lugging her around everywhere I go” #medieval #lecturenotes
A sonnet in an Italian college textbook on medieval literature. The professor crossed out the first word ‘Or’ (‘now’ in Italian) and replaced it with ‘Bruh’ to bring out the stoner philosophy major voice of the poem. Rough translation:

Bruh, how does such a big lady get through my eyes, which are tiny? How does she fit inside my heart?? I’m like, lugging her around everywhere I go. 

No clue how she got in there and I’m kinda flipping out. It’s like she’s a flashlight that shined through my eyes. 

The light goes right through the glass without breaking it, so I guess the same thing happens when she goes from my eyes to my heart. 

Not her body, I mean, just her shape. Love turned me into a whole new dude, she’s tattooed on my heart”

Giavomo da Lentini’s original poem (ca. 1235):

Or come pote sí gran donna entrare per gli occhi mei, che sí pic[clioli sone?
e nel mio core come pote stare, che 'nentr'esso la porto laonque i' vone?
[Lo] loco laonde entra già non pare, ond'io gran meraviglia me ne dòne; ma voglio lei a lumera asomigliare, e gli oc[c]hi mei al vetro ove si póne.
Lo foco inchiuso, poi passa di fore lo suo lostrore, sanza far rot[t]ura:
cosí per gli oc[c]hi mi pass'a lo core, no la persona, ma la sua figura.
Rinovellare mi voglio d'amore, poi porto insegna di tal criatura.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Honoring Senators Graham and McConnell
Woman in a red Tshirt from The Onion that says Tenth Circle added to rapidly expanding hell.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For my hobbit-shaped sisters: the answer is tulip pants www.everlane.com/products/wom...
A retail model wearing a black v-neck polo and navy pants that I recommend for all you short curvy ladies out there. The pants: high waisted, front pleats, roomy legs that taper slightly at the ankle. This pair looks like heavy woven cotton that will hold a nice shape. I have so many variations in light flowy fabric, linen, heavy corduroy- all super flattering for whole body silhouette and especially for a bbl-tier tush. Best search term: tulip pants
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
First fruits!
A big pile of green and purple lettuce, three bright orange sungold tomatoes, a wee sprig of flat lesf parsley on an olive wood cutting board
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Extar, bruiser goddess #caturday
Bust portait in 3/4 profile of thicc brown tabby in repose with her bully paws crossed in front of her and a condescending glare. On the wall above her, a framed print of Gerhard Richter’s “About Painting” which is a grid of tiny rectangular colorful color samples. But the picture is cropped so all you seeis “S.M.A.K.” above her head
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hero (very brave) vs. ferocious beast (asleep)
A white cat with gray patches timidly sniffs a cello that is lying on its side on a red patterned rug
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Unfortunately I convinced myself that these tiny golden medusas will spiritually counteract all the cursed AI glasses 💸💸
Closeup of rimless eyeglasses where the lens meets the left bow. The bow is gold-colored metal and is anchored to the lens by a tiny golden medusa face rests on the front of the glass

(Shame on Versace, for baiting humanities folks with items beyond humanities paychecks)
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It goes without saying, but
The Reg. A stacky construction of light gray cement blocks that was designed in Minecraft instance and built to be UChicago’s main library
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
SPRINKLETOAST
Half a Trader Joe ciabatta roll with butter, peanut butter, and chocolate sprinkles. A delightful breakfast. Try it, you won’t regret it
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A cursed meme with a frame of Chucky from the 1988 film Child’s Play. Chucky is a creepy doll that prefigures the aspect of JD Vance: his stiff helmet of hair, his lidless blue eyes, his mumpy cheeks, his lazy open-mouthed smile (in his benign expression, at least). The meme text cites JD Vance: The Pope should be careful
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Look at this moss
A high-pile mat of vivid green Irish moss, sagina subulata, a dense thicket of soft antenna-leaves to tickle feet and shelter the tiniest ground-dwelling souls, bursting with buds that will dot this forest with tiny white blossoms tomorrow
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Raleigh Rally in Bad Bunny and AAUP gear #nokings #NCpol @ncaaup.bsky.social
Tween child in fluorescent Bad Bunny Tshirt, middle aged mom in a red AAUP bandanna, white sweater with a huge black exclamation point, and blue pants (just outside the frame), because we’re patriotic as fuckBeautiful North Carolinian holding a red sign that says Dick tater on day one. It also features a 30” inflatable penis with a head like trump and a crown, next to a 3D potato with a trump face
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Impeccable timeline today
Screenshot of consecutive tive bluesky posts, first by Derek Guy and second by Garfield and Friends. Derek says, “The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas - such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body - but they don't really understand Owens's work.
Let's talk about it.” He’s talking about Rick Owens’ quote, shown with a black and white photo of Rick with long sleek hair and unflustered gaze: “Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead.”
The next screenshot shows Garfield in a sumo thong intensely coaching Jon Arbuckle in a karate gi. Jon is marching fiercely in place with a look of determination that captures the absurdity and ennui of modern existence.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tfw you learned to read just in time for the Mueller Report to drop @solidstatebooksdc.bsky.social
A 6-year-old boy with red hair browses the Mueller Report in a DC bookstore. Eyes like saucers, jaw dropped
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Felt like this was a professional obligation #Dante #Inferno #medieval #academia @theonion.com
Middle aged white woman in a red Tshirt that says “Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell.” A small logo of the Onion is printed underneath
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Update: we began with memes [teen student: I had no idea there would be so many]
Jacques Derrida in B&W looking wildly over your shoulder with meme text that says, “Thinks language is unable to clearly communicate ideas/ WRITES BOOKS TO PROVE IT”
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
#SOTU (derogatory)
Blurry nightime photo of the Washington Monument, DC lights, and an emoji poo where the capitol is
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The first political event I remember was a Jesse Jackson primary campaign stop in Green Bay. My parents got me a button. We shook his hand. I must’ve been 6
Jesse Jackson ‘88 campaign button
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Attention Duke fans. A child has something to say #UNC
A boy with red hair displays his T-Shirt that says Puke. The dark blue gothic letters look like Duke University’s official typeface. A rascally purple devil emoji covers his face because in this house we do not give our children’s likeness to the internet gremlins
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Friends in Oxford, MS are a week into having no power, water, heating, sewer and there’s no news about when any of it will be restored. No FEMA, no national guard. Not much news coverage
Text messages. stations, places to get free meals. in the Walmart parking lot yesterday, there were shower trucks, laundry service trucks. but a lot of people are way worse off than we are. like all the low income housing people lost all the food in their fridges and have no remaining snap money til next month, so lots of food insecurity and groups collecting meals and stuff
our governor is bragging about warming stations. and we are like, how many people can't even get to the warming stations? also lots of the warming stations have no water. the lafayette schools are shelters but they have no water, so idk how all those people are going to the bathroom
MEMA is helping some
state version of FEMA
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
ice (mini comic diary of jan 24-26, finished). Not pictured: back cover with FUCK ICE and the date
A two-page spread of a snowy icy neighborhood scene in scribbly black ink and green to gray colored pencil. Evergreen trees and plants dominate the image two houses are visible across the street and three cars are parked in driveways on the right. White on pavement, cars, and roofs shows an inch of frest snow on everything. Last 2-page spread. Top left: the redheaded boy who was sick with strep throat in the first spread is now walking in through the front door wearing a blue puffy coat, black pants, and gray sneakers with no socks. His face, hands, and ankles are pink and he cheerfully says “I went sledding with Mateo!”
Bottom left: two panels. An unopened Teva-brand shoe box and a text box that says “For sale: winter boots, never worn”
Top right: a Wisconsin newspaper headline: “Green Bay residents protest killing of Alex Pretti, graduate of local high school.”
Middle right: a photo of Green Bay protesters crossing the Tower Drive Bridge from east to west and counting south along the Fox River
Bottom right: “he graduated from Preble in 2006. The same year as Patrick.” (My brother and I went to East High, but I played in the Preble orchestra. His murder hits home)
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ice storm: a cartoon diary (work in progress) Solidarity with Minnesota fam from NC. Beautiful people #ICEOUT #icestorm #wip #comics #strep
Cover of an 8-page mini comic with a radar map of a storm. Snowy blue across the top, icy pink across the middle, rainy green across the bottom. Small block letters in bottom right corner say “ice”First 2-page spread of a mini comic. In bottom left quadrant, a feverish redheaded child sleeping under a rainbow blanket on a dark brown couch. The only colorful part of the page. A bottle of antibiotics on the floor next to him. Top right shows a chicken inspecting the extra insulation on her coop. Top center: the sick child sits cross-legged on an exam table with this face buried in his hands. Right, top to bottom: a Bluesky feed with a photo post of Alex Pretti holding a camera right before ice agents killed him, captioned “His name is Alex Pretti”. Below, a photo post of protesters in the streets of Minneapolis
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tapping the sign
Black and white protest poster with white block letters saying “ICE belongs at the bottom of Hell -Dante” and a dark background of Satan being a pouty little bitch in the icy depths of Hell. The illustration copies Gustave Doré’s etching of Dante’s Inferno xxxiv.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
PSA if you’ve never donated platelets, you’re missing out on the whole blood spa experience. A comfy quiet warming bed, attendants who tuck you in and bring snacks, cheery relaxing vibes
A woman lounging on a heated chaise longue covered in white blankets. She looks relaxed af because she is
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Running the Monty Hall problem with 12yo and he is big mad 10/10 would recommend
Score card. Stay: 3 points. Switch: 14 points
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Tennis balls are a multisensory delight
Meme painting of man standing to speak his truth
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
After saying absolutely not for 6 months, I said yes to the slushie robot and we had an amazing pop-up slushie bar for friends and neighbors
Three 7th-grade boys drinking slushies and yapping on an unusually warm winter day. The grass is dead, the trees are bare, the boys are in shorts and t-shirts. On a table, a seafoam-colored slushie machine churns winter punch slush
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I set a curse #SixSeven
Letterboard with variations on “six seven” styled after AI slop. Nota bene arabic and roman numerals, binary, other symbols
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The Kennedy Center
Façade of The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Something above the epigraph has been redacted with black bars
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I’m generally a holiday deadbeat but this morning I made 90 florentines, come and get ‘em
Triple decker trays of lacy almond cookies with a dark chocolate bottom layer
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I can’t get through all this email
Meme: a man standing up to declare his truth while other men turn to listen
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Society is collapsing and the bar is apparently posting through it
Bar menu with twee snowman clip art:

HOLIDAY LUAU - $14
ham-infused light rum, acidified pineapple, honey, salt, canned pineapple circle
MERRY CHÈVRE - $15
goat cheese-infused gin, butternut squash purée, balsamic vinegar, honey
THE GOBBLER COBBLER - $14
scotch, sage-infused ruby port, turkey stock, cranberry cordial
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You show up for #caturday but you get an AI slop cat
A white and gray cat shape lying on its side. Imagine the center of a clock on its shoulder blades. Two long arms point at 7 and 8, and 8’s fingers are flipped backwards. The nose points at 9, the ears between 10-11. The chest and belly swoop and arch up and back to mark almost midnight on the clock. No sign of back legs, but a gray tail shoots out at a right angle and passes the short heat to hit 10. It looks AI-generated
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you bought nothing on #BlackFriday you get an extra #caturday
A slender white cat with a few dark gray patches looking smugly down at the camera. He palms his front paw on his chest, and the long tip of his dark tail points up toward his nose
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Thanksgiving lost & found drama happening
A screenshot of someone’s photo. A small black ziploc bag with “Blue Meteorite” written on it. It’s puffy and quite full
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Our cat is absolute AI slop
An irregular gray shape with two swooping leg-like projections of different lengths and many toe clumps. A bright wishbone shape looks a little like a cat face. A bright triangle to the left of the wishbone also looks a little like a cat face.
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If AI generated a picture of my cat sitting in my child’s lap, probably
A thatching of legs, some gray and furry, others beige and smooth. A cat face and tail emerge at improbable angles
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Maggie Fritz-Morkin @emeffem.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Madonna Filippa (Decameron 6.7) really deserves to be seen in color. Who’s really on trial, the adulteress or the cuckold? Ludovico Ceffini sees how it is
Manuscript illustration of Madonna Filippa’s trial in Ludocico Ceffini’s 15th c. codex, now BnF MS It. 63 fol. 202r. A woman with a red robe stands at the center of the frame with her index finger  outstretched in an authoritative gesture. At right, a man sits humiliated on a low seat, and a judge points down at him from his high bench. A group of five men and women stand on the left side of the image, hanging on every word of the woman who is speaking
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