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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️

@emdash.industries
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 CG Pipeline Lead I 🖤 Oakland

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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 03/10/2026
Cat bagel
A cat. Or is it a bagel?
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 02/10/2026
“The B is silent”
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 18/09/2026
They don’t *have* to be used on geese
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 15/09/2026
Timeline serendipity
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 25/08/2026
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 22/08/2026
If you can’t understand the meaning of this quote, perhaps lay off eating paste for a while.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 16/08/2026
Since we’re showing off new tattoos today, apparently… (very) fresh line wok from www.camillesartlife.com/portfolio
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 12/08/2026
Same, little buddy. Same.
A Bike restraint on BART is going through it.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 07/08/2026
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 29/07/2026
Also when you take the w off of wart, you are still left with art
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 17/07/2026
This is perfect. I won’t get the aluminum block for a few years, but I came to this amazing place just before the inaugural challenge. I was utterly awestruck (and a boy!), and still am (awestruck, not a boy!).
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 11/07/2026
Serial killer vibes simply oozing from this creep.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 10/07/2026
With intense frustration: Stuck in rush hour traffic on 237, again.
An Elcor electrician in a truck.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 14/05/2026
My lyft driver this morning: 16 year olds today aren’t mature enough to drive. Back in my day we were drinking and smoking at 12… Me:
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 13/05/2026
My very good dog, doing very dog things. Definitely not a cat.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 06/05/2026
Said girl
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 16/04/2026
Post the first meme / internet content you ever saved in your photos library. Mine:
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 14/04/2026
Mine’s mostly this one.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 06/04/2026
Every day is a living hell
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 03/04/2026
Kash Patel learning he’s about to be fired. Also Kash Patel when his mommy disappears in games of peekaboo.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 02/04/2026
"Tim" Curry
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 27/03/2026
Christ, what an asshole. apple.news/ARbTel4gyS_-...
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 17/03/2026
Okay, the like button is now closed for business.
Nice.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 14/03/2026
Good time to post literally the first image in my photo library. I drum scanned this from a film x-ray back in 2002.
An x-ray of a person with a vacuum tube lost way up their ass. This person’s farts have a warmth that you can’t get with digital.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 10/03/2026
Turns out I predicted this moment of the Trump administration over a decade ago.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 07/03/2026
but also
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 18/02/2026
The only answer that squares this circle
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 17/02/2026
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 14/02/2026
Every person who relies on AI, at some point:
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 03/01/2026
Real Heritage Foundation Limp Bizkit cover band vibes.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 26/12/2025
2025 mood
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 18/11/2025
Uh, no, Washington Post, that’s not what this meeting does at all.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 13/11/2025
Ah, another opportunity to post my old homage to the Twitter Fail Whale and the greatest news event ever. Excellent.
Twitter's Fail Whale blowing up (explosion stolen shamelessly from Lichtenstein's Explosion), scattering all the little Twitter birds.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 29/10/2025
She’s so adorably chatty (sound up, natch)
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 21/10/2025
Never ever ever scroll to the beginning of your App Store purchase history if you don’t want to feel ancient
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 09/10/2025
OMG. She won’t hd still long enough to get good photos, but Scarlett has four perfect litter-socks.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 21/09/2025
Oh god oh god… she’s got the taste for people now…
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 21/09/2025
Trapped by ferocious couch panther. It’s what I get for wandering into her habitat…
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 22/06/2025
I *knew* Trump’s slack, dead-eyed stare reminded me of something…
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 31/05/2025
Okay, this quote from Elon in the Wired piece... real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy. In other news, I think I'm on track to getting my perpetual motion generator working. Just thermodynamics limited. www.wired.com/story/theres...
Elon ever so slightly understating the self-driving problem (in 2017): '“Still on for end of year,” says Musk of the coast-to-coast autopilot demo. “Just software limited,” he adds.'
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends. They’re just out of frame, laughing too.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 10/04/2025
The Trump administration continues its tireless work resolving all the hard issues. Like shower heads.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 12/03/2025
First there were sandworms, then there were graboids, now there are blanket-cats…
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 26/02/2025
Always knew Elon was a bratty bottom.
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 23/01/2025
One more!
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 12/01/2025
Her first mlem on camera! #caturday
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 11/01/2025
#oakland
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 07/01/2025
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 24/12/2024
Portland has the Ban Roll-On Building (Seattle has one too…)
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries · 21/12/2024
#RichardScarry’s #wingCommander
In the cockpit of a Hornet light fighter. Dralthi fill the view. Huckle Kilrathi taunts the player.
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