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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 4h

I think we need to see the I-9 to really settle the Zacharia/Scaramucci debate.

Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 5h

Didn't think Friday would bring us a math debate. If we count a day one shows up to work as a day, then a Scaramucci is 11 days, a Zacharia is 7 days. I think a Zacharia is .636363 (repeating of course) Scaramuccis.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Happy belated birthday! God bless.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They won’t be laughing when you show up with your axe!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Or… it’s really smart. So smart it can think of all the possibilities.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Steve over here telling me to start lining up at the polls already.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gross perpetuation of violence, and they're making you pay to do the labor of planting a new orchard for them. John Chapman is rolling in his grave! Ok... it looks kind of fun.

An etching of John Chapman (aka Johnny Appleseed) from Harper's New Monthly Magazine (1871).

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Needed eight sworn statements. Could only get seven.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Only get concerned if they move to the Philosophy section.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Classic. Not sure why they have the date wrong. This came out ten years ago max.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Firing squad members are going to have the easiest VA claim ever.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think you’re wrong. This is that corner they always talked about us turning during congressional hearings. We’re finally going to turn a corner!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sorry, man. The mental health field already claimed "SI." You can't have it.

The White House considers anyone that uses the term, “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Intelligence,” THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Turn this into a dating profile.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The death penalty system might not be designed to magnify and spread the already-existing trauma, but that's certainly what it does. A terrible story.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They going to build a new and bigger Fort Hood next to Hillsdale?

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I read that like you did find it, so,… congratulations!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Implementing the Joint Warfighter Evaluation and rejecting applicants who bring an iced coffee to an interview are equally ineffective selection criteria.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Y’all let me know if you need a butler when you get there.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wasn’t this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

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megan @writemeganwrite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I do not want it on my phone. I do not want it in my home. I do not want it in my brain. I do not want its supposed “gain.” Not in a book. Not “take a look!” Not in my art. Not any part. I do not want it here or there. I DO NOT WANT IT ANYWHERE.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Great chance for some comedic lip reading to go viral.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s gonna have its own company commander and property book.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I thought they were going to do a direct commission into the army as a Lieutenant Colonel.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Using course concepts, explain the factors that led to the Grok Missile Crisis of 2026.”

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They could just make it so the seats don’t recline. Easy fix. World peace ensues.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I will not be tuning in to hear Dave say anything. Ever.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That’s where I keep going wrong.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hero energy. I thought you were gonna do some kind of “heee-yaaaahhh” action. Far more hinged than predicted. Way to go!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My idea is not designing benches like the one you are sitting on that prevent people from laying down. Or is it lying down? Either way, your ideas are terrible.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A commentary on geography and technology.

A meme based on the 1998 movie Half Baked. On the left, guy says fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. And he's saying it to mapping companies who renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. Mapquest is the only one who did not, and they're cool.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is where my thoughts go when asked if I believe people are inherently good or bad.

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

@saraheminnisphd.bsky.social is the kind and benevolent expert you are looking for!!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The had no plans to prosecute a campaign against Iran either but they went ahead and did it so…

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

That could be fun. Make sure you don’t hate it before you go down that road!

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Petey Pete @emceepeteypete.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Trying to find that “dislike” button! I think there are incredibly narrow uses and we fail to thoughtfully consider what they should be and then restrict it to those uses. I’m eager for the novelty to wear off.

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