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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social

@emcee-eff-son.bsky.social
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Reader of things, studier of stuff, Chemical Warfare responder. Tell your pets I say "OHHHHWOOOJIEBOOGIEBOO!"

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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Increase the area damage of your bricks by leveling them up to molotov cocktails. Follow me for more money hacks
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Big business has never cared about you in any meaningful way or form. You are an ever replaceable ATM to their highest paid people, and will never be anything else.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Exactly 37 and a half peanuts.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Every 80s music video be like
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/11/2024
Fun fact: it was an Australian journalist working for the state broadcaster who was giving Spencer an interview platform when this happened -->> www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01...
abc.net.au
Far-right activist punched during ABC interview in Washington
Far-right activist Richard Spencer has been punched during an interview with the ABC at an anti-Donald Trump protest in Washington DC.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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a blue and purple cartoon character with a yellow sphere in their mouth
Alt: Nidoking and Nidoqueen make a heart with Ultra Blast
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He was a skeeter boy, she said skeet you later boy, he didn't skeet enough for her
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Chicago is the only place I've ever been where I've thought "man, this is the best city I've every been to" and "I fucking hate this place why won't it just burn down again" and followed that with "There's nothing I can't do here. This is where dreams go to live" all in the course of 15 minutes
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." No, sweeties, they're ERASING history so they CAN repeat it and everyone thinks it's the first time so they can pretend to be stupid.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
At the risk of being "that guy," if you watched the Paul/Tyson fight, you're kind of part of the problem. No matter why you watched it, you paid to watch a 27 year old criminal in the middle of several lawsuits fight a 58 year old.
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ChristyCrow77 🏳️‍🌈✨🐦‍⬛ @mschristycox77.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/did:... If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩‍🍳🏳️‍⚧️
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You forgot "beat X amount of enemies, but it just means you gotta play our game for a REALLY LONG TIME because it's like a million (I'M LOOKING AT YOU GEARS OF WAR)
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Listen. There she was just a-walking down the street singing
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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a man in a suit and tie is looking at a woman in front of a videoshop sign
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is looking at a woman in front of a videoshop sign
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have the funniest idea ever. Someone get Lil' John and the East Side Boys on here...
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You say "insomnia" I say "different time zone" (and also insomnia)
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You're never gonna convince me they're not yelling at the TV because someone got the answer wrong on Jeopardy
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
No, no, wait. Let's hear them out.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What if we dropped acid and stared at the planets together?
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
To all the lovely people that follow me: Bad idea, I'm fuckin lost. My phone is dead and I know, I KNOW I should have asked for directions back there, but I didn't and I have no idea where we are. JK love you
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Brief reminder that any act of subversion is an act of courage. Make things slightly less convenient for someone wearing the tell tale clothing of fascism, insist people call you by your pronouns, refuse to comply with hate speech. Small victories are still victories and you deserve them.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I thought it was just aggressively agreeing that the song was great
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"He's not doing what Shitler did at all" No, he's not scapegoating a marginalized people that he's deemed a threat, claiming they are all criminals, threatening to kick them out, rounding them up, or splitting up the families after suggesting concentration camps at all. Oh wait, no, yes he is.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's because you crave construction and they crave attention.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
SIR I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU PURCHASED THIS CHAINSAW IMMEDIATELY
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Dr. Steingraber you don't know me but you are one of my heroes.
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You gotta pay da cheese tax
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You better be boopin that snoot
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I love non fiction
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Can I borrow a cup of gluten free breadsticks?
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
No, see, your cat is just hungry because it is DEVOURING the scene right now
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Dunno what this is but it's my new religion, so that's cool
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fly, little butterfly, fly Mary Poppins, fly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I thought it ran on the hopes and dreams of coffee fueled Hercules beetles
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yeah but that should make it easy because all you gotta do is look at the despair and think "what would fix this? OK, I'll write that"
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emcee-eff-son.bsky.social @emcee-eff-son.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
WHERE PEACE HAS FAILED MY BROKEN BOTTLE SHALL PREVAIL
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