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Science Officer Lily

@emalily.bsky.social
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Big nerd, because science. My love language is sarcasm. Eppur si muove.

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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 10h
We should! Have you tried Finch? I just started and taking care of my little birb has been keeping me centered despite some pretty hard losses this week. 💗
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I loved Theo Of Golden
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a “DINO” if you will…
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes!
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They should do this for the US too.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly. And it’s not like his administration respond credibly anyway. Find different sources/perspectives.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Respectfully, they have been asking those questions and obviously the administration has no plans to respond. Simply doing deep reporting on the topics and saying “we still have no response from this administration” is also effective. Guilty parties seem just as guilty when there is “no response.”
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Agreed. What if the media united and just didn’t talk about him? Not seeing his. And in the headlines would drive him batty, yeah?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“it’s a privilege to pee…” (Urinetown)
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My dog is in my safety plan. 💟 To paraphrase Emily Dickinson, “Hope is a thing with fur.”
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Any insider thoughts on what Melania thinks of Natalie?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So what you are saying is that they finally have a beef with Trump? 🤨 /s
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
With apologies to Mo Willems.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A parody book cover of Knuffle Bunny (a children’s book about a little girl and her beloved stuffed rabbit). The text reads “Knuffle bunny - a cautionary tale about Max Miller.”
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Promise?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m happy to exempt him from work requirements….
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Perhaps he can teach us interesting ways to cook a piece of chicken, a tortilla, and one other thing.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yay! And also,duh!
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For those wondering (like me) why Evers didn’t endorse his former Lt. Governor - it appears that there is more to the story. And for those who think Hong is the only choice left, compare their responses at the recent debate and tell me why she is better than Roys.
politico.com
Mandela Barnes drops out of Wisconsin governor race
Shortly after, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel revealed it was investigating allegations that Barnes had leveraged his role within the state Democratic party to have sexual encounters with young women.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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My Fair Lady: Eliza Doolittle Says G'ON!
Alt: My Fair Lady: Eliza Doolittle Says G'ON!
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Love Actually: Andrew Lincoln's Perfect Signs
ALT: Love Actually: Andrew Lincoln's Perfect Signs
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#fauci
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if he gets confused and yells at the wrong world leader?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Persistent little bugger! Also, how dare you sit there without your TA!
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is registration still open? Do you offer financial aid?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This article details a “civics” lesson delivered by the Trump administration to a young man who has more knowledge of civic responsibility in his pinky finger than the entire cabinet.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s not like *he* eats lettuce so how is this a problem? /s
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Or the Masked Singer? 🤣
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tariffs on Canada due in part to trump’s anger re: wildfire smoke. Tariffs on Mexico due in part to trump’s ignorance on “tainted lettuce.” HOW ARE THESE LEGAL???
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
By now, you have probably heard that the culprit in this cyclospora outbreak has been identified as shredded iceberg lettuce, and while we now know which vegetable is to blame, let us not forget that another culprit are those that shredded our cyclospora monitoring.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just call it a tariff. Those are good for the economy, right? /s
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So my question is - why didn’t anyone refuse to shake his hand??
Redacted picture of the Spanish team celebrating their World Cup Win.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was booing at the TV too…
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She did a nice job! I think number two is great for times when you want to show a bit of personality and joy and number four is good for when you want to show a more thoughtful pensive side
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just let them play! #Iran #worldcup
Picture of Iranian football player #9 laying on the ground in frustration after his goal was disallowed by the ref for being offsides, something other officials dispute.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Working around the clock”
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a woman in a bikini is holding a drink in front of a pool and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a bikini is holding a drink in front of a pool and smiling .
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#receipts
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
How can we keep resisting when all seems futile?
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Pretty sure astronauts usually have to leave things behind for the return trip to reduce the payload. Not that anything particular comes to mind….
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s not really that we need to be “saying bad things” it’s about saying things that are true which happen to cast Trump in negative light.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LOVE HAJIPOUR! ♥️
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yeah, I’d use the word “teacher” pretty loosely. He tutored kids to take aptitude tests. TUTOR.
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Roll call vote on this tomorrow!
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Melania - “Let zem eet cak.” I haz neveah eeten ze cak.”
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Where is the lobster? The crab? Isn’t that what Hegseth serves? /s
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tomorrow’s another good day for a vote. Roll call voting to maximize exposure if possible…
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yeah, I’m just quoting Leavitt. Heavy lifting indeed
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“The president was just thinking out loud.”
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Science Officer Lily @emalily.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sometimes I wonder if you are inventing these quotes just because they are SO on point! ♥️
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