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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just gonna keep saying it until I don't have to. If I see your comedy show's lineup, and there's no women on it. Just know... we're talking about it. We're all talking about it. DO BETTER. Anyways, my next Peasant's Punchline show is Thurs. at 8pm in Woodland Hills and just look at this lineup! 🤓

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Looking like one heckuva lineup for tonight's show. So excited to be back at Flappers Comedy Club Burbank. See you soon! I'm gonna shave for this one! 🫡 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wrote, delete, recorded, and re-recorded 80 different versions to tell you all we opened up more slots so those of you who want to come Wed. can still come. But I couldn't get the post right, so I'm just going to leave this here. Cause it's late and I'm hustling and I'm sleepy! 💛

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is MY Taylor & Travis. 💜💜💜

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Where my Valley people at??!! I’m hosting the FIRST Peasant’s Punchline at The Local Peasant in Woodland Hills Thurs night w/ an INSANE lineup. Between us, we’ve been on Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, HBO, ABC & OPP. 😝 Apparently the Valley was ready for comedy. #WhyImStillSingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Oh CLEVELAND!!!! I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am to be coming back to the Midwest. To know me, is to know.... I'M OBSESSED WITH THE MIDWEST! And I'm excited to have a go-around this time w/ my boys. SEE YOU IN AUGUST! GET YOUR TICKETS AND GIVE THEM TO SINGLE MEN!

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I spoke out against the proposed Paramount–Warner Bros. Discovery merger. This isn’t just Hollywood. Big media mergers can mean layoffs, fewer choices, and fewer independent voices. State AGs can still stop it. Contact yours. #BlockTheMerger

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The polls may have closed. But my mouth remains wide open. 😏😝🫡 #electionnight #readtheroom

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Pics from day 1 of @vailcomedyfest are up on that OTHER app 😏😏😏.... But here's a sneak peek! #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I could tell you over the phone...but I'd rather say it in person. 😏 See you tonight. 👀 @flapperscomedy Burbank 7:30 #whyimstillsingle · 📸: @iconicpinups

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Finally used ChatGPT for the first time tonight. #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I'm at The Nitecap comedy club in Burbank tonight at 7:30. This lineup though 😏😏😏. Come through!

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Tonight's lineup is something fierce. Excited and grateful I get to say silly, stupid, funny things alongside other people who say equally silly, stupid, funny things. #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Thank you @yaamava ! It's always such a treat opening up the night for @ilizas . A good person, a great comic, a different animal for sure. Also, "Turndown Service" is the name of my next comedy special. Or the theme of my 2026 vision board. Maybe both. 😏✨😜

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

So incredibly excited to announce that I am going to be hosting the Hollywood Creative Alliance's @theastraawards.bsky.social for Creative Arts this Thursday! Can't wait to honor so many of the talents in film and television from this year. Stay tuned! 💜✨ #whyimstillsingle #theastras #astraawards

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Thank you to everyone who joined our 2nd Annual In Her Words @sagaftra Women’s Roundtable. Honored to co-moderate with Lisa Ann Walter and grateful for every story, every voice, and everyone who made this night possible. 💜 Also, tampons in the trailer... Just saying. 🤓

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

WE’RE BACK! 💪 Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again! Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back. 📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

PICO RIVERA!!! Thank you for coming out and spending the night listening to me get silly, that also may or may not have included a hot dog, an Instagram photo of a single 50 year old dad, and Rick Springfield... not in that order. 😏 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

PICO RIVERA tonight at 8:30! Plus there's tacos! 😏😏😏 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

We came. We saw. We went to the bathroom together even though we didn't have to go. 🤓 Oh.... And we DANCED. Thank you @ilizas.bsky.social for this much needed (and well deserved) night out. I can still taste the Red Bull. 😜 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Thank you The Ice House! That crowd got the full me. 😏 Let’s just say… no one left wondering why I’m still single. Thanks for the laughs, the lineup, and my ladies who came out to see me! 💜 #whyimstillsingle #pasadenanights

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Come see every wrinkle, laugh line, nook, and cranny. Coming to a comedy club near your therapist's couch. All tickets & merch on sale now! 😜 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Highlights of my year? Easy—SLO Fest. 💜 Unforgettable shows, amazing people… and a mother who’s already yelled at me for posting this late. 😅

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Okay inter-web, do your thing! Spread the word that we're back at Disney studios Monday morning. BYO signs, water, and moral compass. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.* ✊😏💪 *(The hard way is getting my mother involved. Trust me. You want the easy way.) · · #fightthepower #freespeech

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

You come for ONE of us, you come for ALL of us. I'M BACK BOBBBB!!!! And this time I'm in peri-menopause!!!! 💪🐭😏 #jimmykimmel #freedomofspeech #unionstrong #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Happy 10 Yr Anniversary @bluewhalecomedy! 💙 So good to be back in Tulsa at one of my favorite fests. Opening for Robby Hoffman at the legendary PACKED @cainsballroom was a VIBE. Thank you for an experience to remember—here’s to more laughs & whales! 🐳 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

California! My neighbors called the cops (again). Fine. I’ll just do it at @theicehousecc Saturday night. Grab your tickets BEFORE Saturday so I can prove to my mom that yelling is a career. 😜 · · #whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #california #pasadena #weekendfun

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Labor Day is for the dreamers, the doers, and the fighters who believe in fairness for all workers. I'm honored to always & forever fight for what is right for all. Thank you to all union members everywhere for making sure workers get treated better than comics at an open mic. 😜

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Don't mind me. I'll just be over here. Telling jokes. No really, I'm fine and not bitter at all. I mean, just look at that next poster with all my show dates! Why would I be anything other than HAPPY, DANGIT! I LOVE LOVE AND I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR THEM! 🤬😏 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Get yo' butts to Big Bear asap cause I'm on my way to @biglaughsfest SATURDAY night at 9pm, and I'm thinking, since I can't pin down a husband, maybe I can pin me down a bear?! 😏 I'll take whatever I can get dangit! 🧸 . . #whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

From New York to Netflix 📺 Huge thanks to Jerry Barmash at @patch for the amazing feature — and to LEANNE for letting me play in the Netflix sandbox. #whyimstillsingle #leanne #netflix #grateful

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I don't know what's scarier. Stand-up comedy. Or stand-up comedy in an actual funeral home. Come on @thesamanthahale ! You know I hate scary movies! 😏💀⚰️ Thank you @horrornerdcomedy for having me, everyone who came out, and @mortuaryescape for making me pee myself. #whyimstillsingle #comedyshow

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Have I mentioned I love multi-cam comedies?! Words cannot express what I felt the week working on #LEANNE . From being able to walk to work everyday, to watching the INCREDIBLE Leanne Morgan SLAY alongside the most talented comedic actors out there...I still feel so blessed. 💞 Full post on IG.

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Tell me you Funny AF Girls without telling me you Funny AF Girls. 🤣💖 Back at it w/ a whole new lineup of ladies 8pm TONIGHT at @thecomedystore thanks to @prettyfunnywomen . Tix sold online only! 😜 Are you ready for it? 😏

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Reminiscing on last my @comic_con appearance. Yes, this is me. Yes, I still owe money for my BFA in Theater. And no, I have no regrets. 😏 I made one helluva sexy Rexy. Especially on that toilet. 🦖 #whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

My outfit said “cute summer date” but my set said “this is why I'm still single." Thank you @thehollywoodcomedy for always giving me the time & space to be unapologetically me the way my Rabbi never did. 😜🤓🧐 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Taking a little break from writing to refuel & replenish w/ the only thing in my fridge... Egg beaters. 🍳🤓🔪 See what I'm cooking up at my last two shows in L.A. this month before I hit the road: 7/24: @horrornerdcomedy at @mortuaryescape 7/28: Funny AF Girls at @thecomedystore

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

To be fair, we tried to get tickets to Backstreet Boys first. 😜💜 #whyimstillsingle #couplegoals #fixyou #iwantitthatway #andybyron

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Every time I do @horrornerdcomedy , I think, THIS TIME I'll get it right. 😏 Lets see if I understand the assignment next Thurs. 7/24 at @mortuaryescape in Pasadena! 💀 I'm so excited! At least, I THINK I am! 🪓

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

ESCONDIDO! 🎉 Yous guys showed UP! 😜 A friggin PACKED house for Killer Funny Women at Grand Comedy Club made even better by my amazing cousin plus her entire ladies golf club showing up. 🤓 #whyimstillsingle

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The Israeli-Indian crossover we didn't know we needed. 🇮🇱🤓🇮🇳 #whyimstillsingle #comedy #crowdwork #jewishhumor

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

When your love for the Rotterdam leg of your tour can only be summed up in haiku: Sold out. I was loud. @comedyclubhaug was HOT. Now I need a nap. 😜🇳🇱

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Last show of this European tour is TONIGHT at 8:30 in Paris! And then just 5 different planes, trains, and automobiles until I'm back in the land of the avocado and "gluten free, but a little is ok". Let's have some fun tonight France. #whyimstillsingle

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