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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️

@elwynnjames.bsky.social
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Hear it hurgling | 40 | crossover chaos guy | actual schizophrenic | nez/nezself, he/him, they/them | mike nesmith brainrot

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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the beloved bingus.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw a girl wearing a midriff top at the store today girl it's so cold out why are you wearing that...
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can't stop thinking about "giggling oink oink piggy yoda style". who the fuck says that.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
which is gayer: - being gay - whatever psychosexual butch self insert hell i made gryphon and jd have in SPIN
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SPIN!Rita: how was your day at school lincoln SPIN!Lincoln: i broke another chair. and went awa at bullies i promptly beat up SPIN!Rita: oh my little girl is so grown up! SPIN!Lincoln, who is transfem and the size of a truck: thanks mom
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me: can i please have a good time the universe: least i can do is a rodent infestation
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*dan green voice* now cluck like a chicken
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
doggi
Camera image of an elderly dog, an Italian Greyhouse/Chihuahua cross, sitting on a beat up armchair.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i am like a dogi and a bean. you understand. somehow.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
oh i hate running out of preplanned plot material...
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what if yoda smoked weed one time and really fucked it up. green alien sage sage.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seeing that space princess movie discourse makes me realize that the internet at large would consider a lot of the jokes in SPIN 'uwu not pure enough' honestly (Motions to SPIN!Nez) You guys would hate her for being a promiscious transbian harem protagonist which shows I'm RIGHT
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When @nuttehstar.bsky.social brought up Iron Lung in SPIN, I realized "oh right! There's similar worldbuilding in this other thing!". So yes, SPIN has tied together Iron Lung and Wadanohara in its worldbuilding. Total lightbulb moment.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
me, a literal trans man who works at tim hortons, waiting for the HP promo to be over: go. go. get on with it. go away terf donuts.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me, pointing at the Yellow and Lime Pillars: oh my god they are little freaks.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
burnt out as hell lol
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Elwynn James groseri adventures part 2: Almost lost my favourite straw hat at an intersection I say almost because a lady climbed out of her truck, chased my sweaty straw hat down the sidewalk, grabbed it, and gave it to me Pretty sure she was wearing heels which made it MORE impressive
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To the butch lesbian with the snapback that picked up my dropped dinner at the grocery store: You were great with helping me but please, I am not a ma'am. I know I have tits, but I am not a ma'am.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*ytp cdi king of hyrule voice* mmmm! Four!
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
keep talking about your special interest, pup, while mommy gets ~the strap~
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*sees someone bring up prachett or guin* oh, i see. the USAmerican White Book Reader Stink. go to hell you pompous dick.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Prev: And btw I do not mean ao3-tier 'let's have sex/talk about feelings' sanitized bullshit, nor do I want 'girlboss beats up misogynist' bullshit either. I want stories with PLOT and WORLDBUILDING. I WANT NUTS CROSSOVERS AGAIN! But with rep that has no quirky '[person type] tears' undertones.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
valo (normal grip)
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
trans women are women, and i Note that because sophie labelle is a Trans Woman With The Right Leftist OpinionsTM, i believe with my Whole Chest she is secretly a kyle carrozza-tier pedophile because her artstyle of children Gives Me The Fucking Creeps
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
also valo is the best transfem character of all time and i think she can crush sophie's tiny little head in her bicep like a bloody grape like sophie deserves. (She Gives Me Bad Vibes)
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
man i don't give a FUCK about the online 'atmosphere', i just want a place where i can freely post my art without censorship man
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand" FUCKING THANK YOU! i'm a fanfiction author who writes crossover satire, not a political analyst
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Lincoln, what about this one? It's very blue." Lynn said, deadpan. "That is the ocean," Lincoln said flatly. "You cannot fight the ocean." "Watch me." Lynn said.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
valo. did a background this time and slapped an anti-ai filter on it.
Picture of Valo from SPIN. He has messy long blonde hair, thick eyebrows, sideburns, orange wraparound shades, a blonde goatee, a purple and lilac uniform with lilac shoulderpads, and purple curled boots.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
(affectionately but with gritted teeth) dumb dipshit
A rare full-body Elwynn K. James art. In a style mixing together 70s Filmation, Saint Seiya and Franquin influences, it is a pocture of J.D. Knudson from The Loud House: Revamped. He has thick eyebrows, sideburns, black hair in the Knudson hair crest, black wings, an irange trenchcoat, a red ascot, a brown undershirt, a purple belt with a gold buckle, brown pants, and black boots. Interestingly, Elwynn forgot the orange trim at the bottom of the pants, as well as the orange soles of the boots characteristic in Elwynn's usual J.D. Knudson design.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why yes, I am casually merging more fanfiction lore into SPIN. Look at this fanfiction-poisoned bullshit (Ectozone spoilers? Maybe?) "The Multiversal Tri-Empire. Lead by Emperor Nobunaga li Britannia, and his lead queens, Empress Salem and Lady Scorpio. And I *know* Lady Scorpio. She killed Eden."
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
self insert yuri. fem!gryphon hutchins and fem!j.d. knudson pacing each other like a spaghetti western before just... GOING AT IT.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
me, vibrating after reading 160 chapters of a battle shonen reimagining of a preschool show: okay but what if i did this with an entirely DIFFERENT show!
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
< only person in the world who has encyclopedic knowledge on BOTH the loud house revamped AND undocumented features and knows enough about both to write scenes in SPIN featuring jokes on both fic verse's behalfs
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I thought this was a great SPIN line “...But STILL!” Jess repeated, her voice cracking like a broken hyperlink leading to a long-dead Geocities page.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
while fat representation is great and needed, i like it better when it isn't the performative point of the character. the whole point of niko from SPIN is a "fuck beauty standards for women in scifi" thing more then anything else. she is a butch trans woman with a mustache. cmon now
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"-or die by my blade" i'm going to use your blade as a sex toy
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
lincoln's signature sound in SPIN is a meme (awa, if you don't remember) and it's completely unintentional because i just wanted "cute baby animal noise" lol
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
there's still memes i love i want to use in SPIN i finally got to use "cover them up, sl-t" today lol
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
most OP girlfailure (/affectionate)
Image of the SPIN-verse J.D. Knudson, a butch lesbian Angel (unlike her original male version), looking slightly more femme then usual, wearing triangle earrings, a choker, a shoulder cutout shirt, and pants. She has the Knudson hair crest, thick eyebrows, and sideburns.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
saw the "which director would you get to adapt an anime series for a movie" question im going with jordan peele for +anima. though it's not his Usual Politic Content, he'd do something interesting with it i bet
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
why the hell did i make a pitbull joke? Because i was sitting on one since 2011. There's still ones i gotta pull out the joke chest for the right time lol.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sebastian: *makes the ex-villain a hypermuscular harem king* Me: ok but im also making him autistic Both things can be true
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
jess: *considering a new fandom in SPIN* fuck it we ball me, waiting for seb to give me a plot: fuck it we ball indeed
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April fools joke in SPIN this year is Alpha!Tony. The Design is permanent, the attitude is not
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
btw how do you block the system monitor with the invalid handle, is it trying to hack my information
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A pause. "So, you're literally from Owl City?" Valo asked. [BA-DUM-TSS] Everyone sweatdropped. "Ironic. =v=;" Adam said.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Is your Blorbo trying their best?" *laughs in SPIN* What do you fucking think?
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i just realized i haven't updated my age in 3 years. lol.
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Elwynn James 🏳️‍⚧️♂️ @elwynnjames.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
SPIN!Mike Nesmith is the Panther (C&H AU) version of regular Mike Nesmith and I will not be answering questions at this time
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