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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹

@elviswolf.bsky.social
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~ Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch | 36 | He/Him | Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Furry 🐺 | Writer 🖊 | Kinky 🍑🍆 | Frozen Concoction Enjoyer🍹| NSFW 18+🔞 |

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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, sorry, I was distracted by something...👀
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everything seems to be in order 🐀
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Leonardo Dicaprio Trying To Eat His Mic Nosolohit
ALT: Leonardo Dicaprio Trying To Eat His Mic Nosolohit
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Come on Uncle Scoob, give us a real barnburner!" 💨
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about a car locks a couple people inside his trunk and then Dutch ovens them in there and comments on how nasty it is as they scream in horror in there, at least one other Transformer waves a hand in front if his nose in disgust
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes he can, he can also drop some buns on my timeline 👀
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Kangaroo Jack Dancing in Red Jacket & Sunglasses
ALT: Kangaroo Jack Dancing in Red Jacket & Sunglasses
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uh, G-Great ass, I mean...Gatsby...🥴
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember what a big deal it was when the local bowling alley got a Crazy Taxi machine, that was the closest we had to an arcade outside of the city
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The beast has been caged! 😳
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hey Sugar Looking For A Date
ALT: Hey Sugar Looking For A Date
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😳
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Halloween Skeleton Prop Walks Through Store Aisle
ALT: Halloween Skeleton Prop Walks Through Store Aisle
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talk about a colon cleanse 🧨
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Joker Jack Nicholson: This Town Needs an Enema
ALT: Joker Jack Nicholson: This Town Needs an Enema
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😳
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Adam Sandler Says 'Sooooo Hot!'
ALT: Adam Sandler Says 'Sooooo Hot!'
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh ok, yeah I see what you mean, reminds me of being a kid in the late 90's and buying a comic book with anthro werewolves on the front cover, they didn't look quite as good on the inside but on a couple of the splash pages you could tell the artist really put in effort, Young Justice I think, DC
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a good example?
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Such a great, underrated comedy right there, always makes me laugh
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We can certainly smell him, that's for sure 😤
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The wobbling, the glorious wobbling...🥴
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It's 5:03 in Bayonne, New Jersey...excellent..." 😈
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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John Krasinski: I Couldn't Agree More
ALT: John Krasinski: I Couldn't Agree More
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The mustard era 💛
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You got it, I'll bring some Ibuprofen for after in that case 😊
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now that's how you greet SF, lol 🍑
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can take care of those for him, no problem at all...🥴
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seems like he'd be a good cuddle 😊
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good lord...🥵
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Betty White Melts My Haagen Dazs
ALT: Betty White Melts My Haagen Dazs
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This only makes it better, let's be honest 😏
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And absolute stud 🦁
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hot 🥵
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Rock's Smell Sniff Face
ALT: The Rock's Smell Sniff Face
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stink lines are perhaps the greatest artistic invention of all time, just saying
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gay is in the air 😏
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I ate a donut the size of my head this morning and could almost hear my arteries screaming, but goddamn did it taste good
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lets see Phil Collins write a song about this! Great work as usual 👍
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hnnnngh...😤
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Andy Kauffman as Mighty Mouse: Here I Come!
ALT: Andy Kauffman as Mighty Mouse: Here I Come!
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤤
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Wolf Wolp
ALT: Wolf Wolp
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aww, Sylvester was sweet to him at the end there 😊
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh my...😏
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Grease: Iconic Look
ALT: Grease: Iconic Look
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like having multiple ones honestly, they're like mood fursonas, whatever suites my mood that particular day
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sadhotgirls Scooby Doo in Boots
ALT: Sadhotgirls Scooby Doo in Boots
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is super cute
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll leave my Zippo at home in that case 🔥
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But, but, my bone is poised...😭
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Scruffy from Futurama: Seconded
ALT: Scruffy from Futurama: Seconded
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sounds like a real catch, but that's just me 😉
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This might be the greatest month of all time, I'm just sayin'👌
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The toilets of Germany are in for some trouble
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Elvis Wolf 🐺 🏳️‍🌈🌴🍹 @elviswolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Damn, that sounded like it felt good to get out, woof...💨
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