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Oooh shit, there's a great one at the saloon turnin' left by Maldonado, near Tijuana.

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My mum was a sniper in the revolutionary army. She *never* missed my head.

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If he was anything like mine, those were real shells man-

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Yeah. Cops used 'em before rubber shells. I've taken a liking to the fuckers.

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@theelmtree.bsky.social Christ. Making me feel older yet with the knight getup.

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... Sitting right there with her. Offering a cigarette.

Shit, yeah, you're the one followin' em.

Yo, italian spider lady, who these dudes with guns.

𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 @eltexanopalido.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A head tears from it's shoulders, under the impact of a hatchet. A target stops moving.

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//op. People are finishing requiem and the first resi accounts are popping up.

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𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 @eltexanopalido.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Handing the reader a bunch of throwing knives

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"Don't do nothing to me, sadly." He smirks, swinging a finger over his absent nose. " 'sides. Best no to rely on those. Ya end up clumsy."

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He's smacked a wet cloth on the line. No. "Shit's gonna melt your brain off, tontita."

What the fu- "Aren't you itali- you shoulda' half cau- Oh. High. Right. No mijita no."

¡¿Ya deje eso, está re caro, pendeja?!

Aaah, I remember when I used a saber. Man, the revolution was bloody as shit.

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𝗡𝗼 𝘀é 𝗾𝘂é 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮, 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼. 𝗡𝗼 𝘀é 𝗾𝘂é 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮, 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼. 𝗤𝘂𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗹 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮, 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗲𝘀𝘁á𝗻 𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼. 𝗤𝘂𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗹 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮, 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗲𝘀𝘁á𝗻 𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼

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I don't know about charm... war ain't preetty, boss.

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Sure. I bet if I give your granpappy a winnie he'll keep using a bow.

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Also jams happen when you don't mantain a semiautomatic. Guess what happens when you don't mantain any weapon.

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Muskets didn't jam ya dipshit, that's semiautoma- What are you even talking about, Muskets massacred melee assaults, that's how the brits managred anything.

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Elf princess Elise @eliseurayel4.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

There *is* no debate. It's coughing baby and hydrogen bomb

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First there was a soup debate.. Now there's a sword vs gun.. What's next?

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I've lived the full history of guns and melee and melee hasn't won a single time. At any distance. In any situation. In any battle. Ever. Once.

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And they'd be dead before unsheathing with one bullet. Your point?

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We had during the revolution these cavalry charges, dudes with their horses and swords. Fuckers were dead before they was half way close the fucking morons, you can shoot a gun from up close.