Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 11hCan a group of non-transmisogynistic trans men take me under their wing and treat me like one of the boys? That would fix most of my maladaptive social issues. I keep remembering that being feminine hurts more than being a man. 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 15hTate Sandell, do you like 25-year-old washed up clarinetists with no future? BOOMER SOONER!!! 🔥🔥🚒🚒 OU still got it!! 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the real reason I started cutting my hair short was because it looked really flailing and out-of-place while I was running. 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wanted to be a masculine woman but how was that ever going to work... 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's normal to cry yourself to sleep with the words "I miss him so much" running through your head over and while you think about memories of your old self. 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the fuck you mean "Papa Louie: Dating Sim"? Have my dreams have come true? Does this mean I can finally bag Trishna? 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why does Bryce Harper have Sad Repper Eyes? Is it because he played like a lazy bum? 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Three years ago, I nearly crashed my car on I-485 because I was blasting Barber of Seville on the radio and didn't notice the lanes had narrowed while entering a construction zone. Getting smashed to a pulp while listening to Rossini would be a pretty cool way to go. 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" ? I haven't heard those words in years... 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Unless of course you are practicing lyrical passages, in which case you are excused 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not a good clarinet session unless there's blood residue all over the reed afterward 100
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New car, caviar, four-star daydream. Think I'll buy me a football team. 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, that is correct, I need to get better at chess. 001
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saturday, September 26 10km - 47:51 It feels surreal. I feel as if I am dreaming. I can hardly believe it happened to me. A new Snowmelt PR in 2026... How beautiful. 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Snapchat Officially Worse than Grindr" -- Experts Conclude 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i am too ugly for this world that is why i am only happy when i am alone and because of all the other reasons bwehhhhh 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Numer Six Your Miami Heat! Snowmelt.... FOREVEEEERRR! 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you think if I wore a "pussy magnet" crop top to the gay club, would they immediately haul my straggot-ass out to the curb? 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my regrets in life is being too prone to engaging in attention-seeking behaviour. I seem to have over-corrected things given that I now live in an empty void. What's worrisome is that, if released from this void, I may return promptly to my old attention-seeking ways. 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sasha doesn't bother to check my bsky anymore because I spoiled her with telegram messages 💔 110
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you told me "stars fading out quietly" was referring to T Y Hilton, I would've believed you. 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I am alone It is like a flower opens up inside me 000
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dilbert comics in 2000 be like: "Wally, are you ready for the shareholders meeting today?" Dilbert comics in 2010 be like: "Wally, if my performance review goes badly I will kill myself." Dilbert comics in 2020: "My son died and I have terminal cancer. I blame minorities and the transgenders" 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last night, instead of another straight-boy dream, my subconscious treated me to a wonderous yaoi-themed dream. I felt the love blossom inside myself for a few precious moments. In other news, I've been very sleepy lately. I yaoi-sleep for like 12 hours a day now, uh oh. I'm really bad with words... 010
Evil Snowmelt @elskakadj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026fine I'll try something new: oh fuck I'm so hot and good at clarinet and flat-chested and have good taste in music. 110