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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 16/07/2026
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 12/07/2026
"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure". ~ Clarence Darrow, 1932
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 04/03/2026
Yesterday it was in the 20s and snowing. Today it’s bikini weather! But snow again tomorrow. C’mon Spring! 🌸☀️👙🐣
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 08/02/2026
Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo! !!!!!!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 04/02/2026
Fuck you, Steve Bannon.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 21/01/2026
Mid-week meme dump. Happy Hump Day! #ArrestTheTrumpRegime
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 19/01/2026
Guess I missed this story over the weekend, but I'm not surprised Cohen is a lying POS. #MeidasTouch #MichaelCohen #TraitorTrump
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 19/01/2026
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/01/2026
Just preserving in case Reddit takes it down again. www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Raids/...
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/01/2026
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/01/2026
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/01/2026
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/01/2026
It's going to continue to get worse. Get your concealed carry license now and protect yourself when the time comes.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 05/12/2025
Good morning from beautiful Scarlet!
A cute fuzzy kitty with fur in gradations of gray and white.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 12/11/2025
WTF ever happened to "states rights" y'all were yelling so loudly about? Why do these other states get a vote? What about Posse Comitatus? What about "Don't Tread On Me?" What about small government? What about everything? You gave up EVERYTHING to follow a stinky orange testicle of doom.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 12/11/2025
I guess this guy thinks he's gonna and up in heaven for his moral stance, and that apparently "single mother whores" all experience an immaculate conception of some sort. Oh how they'll laugh at his funeral.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 01/11/2025
Pleather?
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 01/11/2025
Looks to me like SOMEBODY'S angling for First Lady. She'll have to get rid of Usha and the leather sofa first, though.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 26/10/2025
All of their husbands have Grindr accounts. Except JD Vance. He gets furniture catalogs.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 25/10/2025
That's no ballroom...
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/10/2025
Heading home from the #NoKings rally in Worcester, MA! It was a great turnout! Going through pics now. Go #Wootown!
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 17/10/2025
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 25/09/2025
That escalated…weirdly?
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 12/09/2025
Stolen (again), wish I could credit this because it's the TRUTH.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 11/09/2025
Stole this so don't know who said it, but yeah. Next comes the persecution of the innocent. That's you and me.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 11/09/2025
I don't think anyone said who is responsible for Charlie Kirk's murder yet, have they? Are y'all people on the right just looking for an excuse to start randomly killing people on the street now?
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 11/09/2025
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 10/09/2025
Thoughts and prayers.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 08/09/2025
All you red-blooded "Don't Tread On Me" pukes are nowhere to be found all of the sudden. Oh wait, just look under the ICE masks and you'll find them there.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 06/09/2025
El Presidente. How long are we going to put up with this bullshit?
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 01/09/2025
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 29/08/2025
🤮🤮😡
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 21/08/2025
Texas is out of control.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 19/08/2025
Notice what those hats say? What an embarrassment Mango Mussolini is.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/08/2025
Good morning, y'all!
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 17/08/2025
Best one so far! 😂❤️
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 17/08/2025
😆
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 16/08/2025
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 02/08/2025
A beautiful summer evening in #Worcester, MA. We made it to Friday, huzzah! Happy weekend, y’all. Hang on to whatever joy you can! Celebrating at #TheCocktailGardenAndKitchen Perfection (except weirdly chilly for an August evening!). 10/10 would recommend! Live music, too! 💕☀️🌸😎🎉🍸🍺🥶
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 29/07/2025
Handsome Claudius! #catsofbluesky #catsky
A handsome silver Maine Coon cat.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 27/07/2025
Mark my words: If we don't stop this, his narcissistic injury will require one or more executions of his political enemies on the ellipse. We cannot let htis continue. #ArrestDonaldTrump #ArrestTheTrumpRegime #RevolutionBeforeGenocide
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 25/07/2025
Trump signed an executive order that criminalizes homelessness, addiction, and mental illness. So who gets to decide who is mentally ill or addicted? Do your neighbors turn you in? Coworkers who dislike you? They could grab YOU and members of your family. Things are about to get much, much worse.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 24/07/2025
Sorry JD, Stephen Miller, and all of you Project 2025 goons. You will not survive the loss of Trump and his cult. Better start covering your tracks from all your thieving now. The clock is TICKING! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 22/07/2025
Good morning! It's a gorgeous day in New England!
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 18/07/2025
Trump is making Paramount+ cancel Colbert and is authorizing release of Epstein grand jury testimony (so long as it doesn’t name him) to shut up the MAGAts. So we’re back to doomed, but he can’t hold on forever! Just ask Joni Earnest!
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 16/07/2025
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 14/07/2025
Happy Monday. Hope you had a great weekend doing...whatever it is you do. 🤣
There's a lot of problems with AI art, but someone on Facebook made these dashcam sightings of Gwenyth Paltrow and i'm highly amused. (Pic of GP sneaking out of the brush on a lonely road in the middle of the night.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 12/07/2025
Just watched the finale of Murderbot. 😲😱🥺🥲🤩😎💕 I love, love, love this show for its so many layers. I weirdly relate! And there will be a season 2! #Murderbot #HaveNotReadTheBooks
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 06/07/2025
I got laid off from my job that I loved, & a few weeks later I had to put my beloved, beautiful kitty companion to sleep. Meanwhile the country is coming apart at the seams. I feel underskilled, exhausted, sad, can't concentrate. I gotta pull it together. How are y'all coping? Any strategies? TIA.
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Elseif @els.abzerd.com · 06/07/2025
FEMA became a professional organization under Obama after the DISASTROUS response to Katrina ("You're doing a great job, Brownie!". But y'all decided you knew better, that everyone was just sitting around enjoying fat gov't checks and doing nothing. Well, here are the consequences of your actions.
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