Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The smell of Autumn is here. Finally, something to look forward to. 130
Reposted by Elrik GarconFire Department of Hathian @fdh-cd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026⚠️ FDH Heat Advisory: Temperatures are dangerously high. Stay hydrated, limit time outdoors, take frequent breaks, and check on children, older neighbours, and pets. Never leave anyone in a parked vehicle. Call 911 if someone becomes confused, collapses, or stops sweating. 076
Reposted by Elrik GarconFire Department of Hathian @fdh-cd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026🌪️ Hurricane Season runs from June 1st through November 30th. FDH encourages all Hathian residents to prepare early: ✔️ Stock supplies ✔️ Check generators ✔️ Review evacuation plans ✔️ Prepare medications & pet supplies Don’t wait for a storm to form before getting ready. Stay safe, Hathian. 4112
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Clark appears indifferent to the anniversary of my emergence into the world. It is grounding. 650
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Prolonged exposure appears to disrupt higher cognitive function. 020
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026L.o.l. Why are Chemists so good at solving problems? It is because they are always working with solutions. 110
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Okay. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? Alloys. L.o.l. 230
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon. 130
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I will probably think about it longer than is productive. 110
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It is that time of year. May the Fourth Be With You! 030
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Gosh. Okay. Here is another joke. What is a Chemist's favourite dog? It is a Lab. L.o.l 120
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026There are two Chemists that walk into a bar. The first Chemist says, "Bartender. I will have an H20, please." and the second Chemist says, "Bartender. I will have an H20 too, please." The Chemists drink their corresponding beverages of choice and the second Chemist dies. L.o.l 040
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Okay. What do you do with a sick chemist? Well. If you cannot helium, or curium. Barium. 160
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026What do you call an acid with attitude? A-mean-o-acid. L.o.l 160
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It is not admiration. To be clear. It is an observation that something in me did not recoil as efficiently as it should have. I will be correcting that. 200
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I would like one uneventful day. But current data suggests this is unlikely. 200
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The Earth does not need perfection. Only less harm, more balance, and time. Happy Earth Day! Clark is getting some fresh air and a beautiful new bud. Our friend Ralph is content while he is here. 4100
Reposted by Elrik GarconFire Department of Hathian @fdh-cd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Too hot? We’ve got the fix. Sat May 16 • 12PM Hathian Highway Slip, slide, spray, repeat. BBQ on, hoses out. Get wet with FDH. 2128
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There appears to be a threshold where offering help becomes unwelcome if it does not come from the correct person. I am not convinced that is a useful system. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I am currently responsible for a frog. This was not on the original trajectory of today. He currently appears unbothered by recent events. 420
Reposted by Elrik GarconQuinn Caruso @hadleighquinn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Still missing. If anyone has any information, please contact! 012
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I am having difficulty determining whether the outcome was meant to change my behaviour or if it has instead complicated it. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I like routines because they reduce the number of decisions I can get wrong. 220
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Sunlight hits the leaves of my Clark today in a way I had not noticed before. The tiny details make mornings feel significant. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026But they did not mention the vegan sandwiches. The brawny individual that was present procured a sandwich from behind the counter and a free secondary sandwich after I found the flavour exquisite. So generous. 010
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026The unusually high number of paired humans in my social feed suggests mating season is here once again. 120
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Clark has new growth. I am attempting to do the same. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026There is comfort in knowing how things come apart. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I have learned that rocking a baby requires patience. And lower back resilience. 110
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I would like to congratulate Clark for producing a new leaf with no assistance from me whatsoever. I admire him for growing. 100
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I would need to be physically compelled before I wore unfamiliar socks home. I assure you I have very firm boundaries regarding shared footwear. I hope this clarifies matters. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Ms. Fergie, the most likely causes for your london bridge falling would include foundation erosion, material fatigue, or load exceeding original design limits. I hope this answers your inquiry. Kindly, Just a fan 100
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Explaining Olympic scoring to a four month old is humbling work. She seems to prefer the colourful costumes over the technical elements. I respect her priorities. 000
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Olympic skating always makes me remember how small I felt the first time I stepped onto a real rink. I hope something goes right for every skater today. 130
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Paperwork is undefeated but I remain committed. 010
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If you are not misting your plants and telling them they are doing their best, what are you even doing? 021
Reposted by Elrik GarconAY$3 @ays3l.bsky.social · 02/02/2026There’s only one thing I need to say to Krystal O’Neil: The dictionary definition of terrorism is the systematic use of terror to coerce. Read that again...,and then look at what the HPD do every day✍️ 042
Reposted by Elrik GarconDaiyu @ the Observer @daiyuobserves.bsky.social · 01/02/2026No to military police. No to gang links in Muni. No to anger and hate. Yes to talking. Yes to respect. news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/a-pr...news.thecrackden.comHathian: Finding Truth Amidst Riot ChaosExplore Hathian's chaos as truth battles authority amidst fires and grievances. Who tells the true story? 252
Reposted by Elrik GarconNova Creekmur @novaupacreek.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Forever standing with the FDH. I cannot fathom why HPD is going after firefighters and paramedics, when they need said medical professionals to survive.news.thecrackden.comHathian Riot: FDH vs. HPD - Demanding AccountabilityThe statement by the FDH on the riot/protest. Read it to see how Dale wants you to see FDH's actions. 151
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I was not there that night. The people I trust with my life were. Some of them did not come home that evening. Others are still in hospital beds. So I read the official statement very carefully. More than once. What unsettles me most is not what it says but what it does not. 130
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Please come and stand against these injustices. 041
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Gosh. Another New Year in Hathian. I cannot believe it has been two years. So much has changed around me in such a small time. 230
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Finally settling down with Clark and some hot tea. Tomorrow we will start again. A new day, a new page. 010
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Gosh. I do not want to make accusations but I am missing a lot of unspent cash since the circus this weekend. ..And I worked very hard to save that up. 100
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Tonight I learned an important lesson: never make eye contact with a knife thrower at Carnivale Obscura. Cotton candy fixes most things and the rest of the night was actually great..except for the mime who kept popping up behind us like a corrupted NPC. #LiveLaughRunFromMimes #KnifeThrowerDidMeDirty 020
Elrik Garcon @elrik-garcon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025"..Some of the most amazing individuals you'll come across in this life are the kind that never let the bad change the good in them. Keep seeing the good in everyone and keep spreading your love without fear. The world needs more people like this, not less". - Charlotte Freeman. 020
