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@elphabalives.bsky.social
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I’ve known hunger, I’ve known thirst Lived the best and seen the worst But the only way I know to finish is to finish first! So watch out when you hear this sound: *cacophony of howls * ‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog down

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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Windows XP System 32 Error Pop-ups
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My personal favorite is “Fuck de L’Orange”
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I became an adult in 2005. I had health insurance from 2021-2024. That’s it. In my entire adult life. Duck off Susan.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matthew Claremont, A Discovery of Witches
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Matthew Goode in A Discovery Of Witches
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t have schizophrenia, but I was misdiagnosed as bipolar for 15 years (turns out it was a mix of adhd, ptsd, and autism) and the meds they put me on caused TD. Since I was on the meds for so long it’s unlikely it will go away, however I count myself lucky that the symptoms are mild.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Evil Queen La Méchante Reine: Magic Mirror
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love this! Sincerely, A worker in Norwich, VT
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, I work at King Arthur (flour) in the Camelot building. I’d be remiss if I didn’t do everything I could.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Disney's Aladdin: Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Gameplay
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Next on stage: Deranged Marionette, featuring songs from the it newest album: Lardy Limbs Akimbo! It’s got household hit favorites such as “it’s Gulf of Mexico, You Stupid Twit”,“Ontario Forever “, “Diaper Don” and “everyone knows it’s a wig”! Hits the whole fam can dance to. Buy now for only $999!
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FOUR!!!!
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ralphie Parker's Happy Christmas Smile
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Girl Talk: Let's Go Get 'Em
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dammit. I have to be faster.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Done
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Damn. I every time I think I’ve gotten away from that sh!t. The fkn fascist fx own the entire world.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At four years sober, this is so inspiring ❤️ Ty for sharing and CONGRATULATIONS!!!!🎉
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s still Ontario on Waze as well
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was eye opening how online my entire life was
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was crazy. They were like “wait!!! Before you delete me, you have 167 passwords saved with us, and you have to manually remove them, but we won’t tell you what it’s a password for!” And this began the witch hunt for the elusive websites, banks, credit card apps, healthcare apps, loan apps…. 1/2
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Omg it took me well over a year to disentangle myself from Google. Best of luck to you ❤️
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went to a troubled teen school in Mexico in the early 2000’s. Most of the kids there were from the States and when I told them I was from Vermont they would ask me what state that was in. After about six months I just told everyone I was from South Canada 😂
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gooner63.bsky.social @gooner63.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What goes on between those thighs is nobody else's business and that goes for Abdul as well as Laura.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HAMES just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Woof. What a horrible opinion
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 we all know. You “win” okay? Now let us love our gay music icon. Yeesh.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So inspiring! November 27th is four years for me. Never saw myself here when I once didn’t know if four hours was possible.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That was painfully accurate
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Maybe that’s it. It’s all one big Twilight Zone episode where we are all trapped within the pages of The Onion
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
With pesto mayo 🤤 Sry I too have been making blts and I recently realized my husband planted a literal metric ton of basil so its everything pesto over here
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Avocado? In this economy?!
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sounds delicious… though you did lose me at “whole glass of milk” . Yuck. Personal opinion but still.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In my house that is referred to as “bowl-o-stuff”. My husband loves bowl-o-stuff night
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What is Claude?
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What???
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If the cook wasn’t actively puffing on a hand rolled cigarette, it might only be subpar
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Olive oil to veg oil to crisco to the last of my butter to make my own butter to fuck I guess I’ll just die. Literally so shameful.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just made my entire dinner in my air fryer… are people mad at air fryers now? I mean I know there’s nothing more pressing happening in the world but… we’re mad at air fryers? Why?!?!
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Someone got me a bread maker for my birthday. It has since changed my whole gf bread experience. Buying it in the store is like buying particle board shaped like bread.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why’d you have to tease me and make me think it was “welcome to the black parade” playing in that background?
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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BE. NICE. 🗣️ He is working SO hard. #crochet #crocheting #beginner #amigurumi
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m all the way in VT and I love jimothy!
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Like murder?
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drinks: Root beer Coke Diet Coke Lemonade Local creek water (regional favorite!)
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That should go on a menu somewhere 😂
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Omg me too! Here are my banana peppers, and a baby pepper that wanted to run away from home and a cucumber that just wanted to fit in ❤️
Three grown ass banana peppers, one juvenile delinquent, and a cucumber most definitely not turtley enough for the turtle club
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shout out to all the “construction people” in the comments saying it isn’t feasible. Maybe read an article like this one.
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Actually you’re completely right. It’s hard so we should just say f*ck it and move on. Now that you mention it, life is hard too. Maybe we should just say f*ck it on that as well and let nature reclaim the earth 🙄
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love those freakin pretzels
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Bog Witch @elphabalives.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Or shelters for the unhoused. Why not both? Plenty of abandoned malls to go around.
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