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ellie hélène

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
keeping up with the mcr tour is not for the weak
a cropped screenshot of a discord message reading “also they’re playing helena but there’s one song left”a cropped screenshot of a discord message reading “do we think they’re ending with kids tonight?”a cropped screenshot of a discord message reading “if it’s somehow desert song i’m climbing into frank’s luggage”a screenshot of a discord message showing a screenshot of an instagram story post from longlivedraag. the post reads “mcr dc b-stage, hang ‘em high, surrender the night, nanana, ghost of you, destroya, not okay, desolation row, party poison, helena, desert song.” below the screenshot is a message reading “KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW”
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IGN @ign.com · 16/08/2026
Here's everything that was shared at the Deep Dive into Kingdom Hearts panel at #D23, including a surprise visit by Tetsuya Nomura and a live performance by English voice actors for Sora and Riku, Haley Joel Osment and David Gallagher: bit.ly/4hCgFIq
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
those fucked up axolotls are centaurs at worst and a new classification of fallout creature at best, whoever decided to reuse the gulper name on them has never played a fallout game and deserves to be sprayed with both piss and vinegar.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
on second thought, i have far too many opinions on the creatures the show insists on calling “gulpers,” and therefore would be a horrible choice to explain fallout lore to gerard arthur way.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
once long live is done i need mcr to come back to toronto posthaste
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
petition to make gerard way watch both seasons of fallout. i am willingly volunteering to stand in the corner of the room and explain the lore as needed.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i’m going to plant kudzu underneath the bedroom window of whoever at amazon mgm made the division to understock the physical media release of project hail mary, famously one of the biggest and most popular movie releases of the year so far.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to be as fair as possible to this particular device, i got this ipad in 2015. it’s an air 2. i currently only use it for checking emails and setting alarms. that being said, 20% battery depleting from the screen being idle for five minutes is still a bit much.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
had my ipad open on the mail app for five minutes and the battery went from 81% to 62% so anyway, i now have a new savings goal on koho
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
everyone makes the joke about the microwave at 2am but the real asshole who’ll snitch on you is the printer
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it’s starting to feel like someone at warner reprise really dislikes ray toro specifically
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
all of my friends hate me and my bosses want me dead
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
he just kinda stood there holding a singular bead and apologizing, it was so unfortunate
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
asking the universe very politely and demurely if i could please meet mikey way long enough to get a photo and maybe an autograph please please please
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
failed to give mikey way a bracelet at both wembley n1 and boxpark, the dj at boxpark agreed to try to pass it along, and it almost immediately broke in his hand 😭
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
statistically very unlikely but i will laugh if somehow, some way, iron lung is available to watch on the plane tomorrow.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
it was for a julie andrews movie from 1982 called “victor/victoria.” the mkv file had about 8 audio tracks and at least a dozen subtitle tracks. most of the audios were in russian for some reason? and a director commentary plus the original english. and subtitles in every language you can think of.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
came across a single mkv video file that measure out to 38.6gb today. wild.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
THERE’S A TIM HORTONS ACROSS FROM A NANDO’S IN LONDON
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i have had to explain what corium is to two people today
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a cartoon character says but it 's weird it happened twice in front of robots
Alt: dr. heinz doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb saying “which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice,” while standing in front of a group of robots
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i’m not complaining but this hasn’t happened here before
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
why is my planet fitness playing i’m not okay (i promise) right now?
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i don’t trust anyone who can watch the first pokémon movie without crying
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
he’s just a guy! let me live!
screenshot of a tumblr content label appeal dialogue. the appeal note reads “it’s photos of ray toro shirtless at a 2007 concert.”
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
tumblr put my post under a “mature content” label because i had the audacity to upload shirtless ray toro
ray toro, shirtless, swinging his shirt above his head.ray toro shirtless, standing behind a microphone stand and pushing his hair back with one handray toro playing guitar while shirtlessray toro singing and playing guitar while shirtless
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
tiktok and instagram have both been showing me videos from john pinette’s comedy shows for the past week but i am not complaining, that man was hilarious.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
ray toro has his own dedicated page on the muppets wiki
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
tiktok was a horrible idea, i’m crying over a stranger’s porch goose
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
LIBERTY PRIME?!
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
gerard thanked brian during the show in mexico earlier!! he’s working with the band again!!! i love how so many of mcr’s crew have been around for ages and stick around for the love of the guys and the band. that kind of loyalty warms my heart so much.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
would love to meet and get the chance to chat with anyone from mcr, but as someone who’s also been essentially a babysitter to a full grown professional before, i feel like brian schechter would have so many interesting stories to tell and i am sat the fuck down.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
why is this dairy queen playing stressed out by twenty one pilots in the year of our lord 2026?
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
and assuming this is a mobile-specific problem, that’s even more infuriating. you clearly have the funds for an up-to-date website with image and animation assets which work on desktop and mobile. you can figure out a cookie slider in the bottom popup WHICH TAKES UP HALF MY FUCKING SCREEN NO LESS
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
hey fall out boy, giving me a full webpage about cookies and what you do with them is great, but you can’t have the “manage your cookies” link lead right back to the top of that page and not actually give me options to reject your cookies, assholes @falloutboy.bsky.social
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
looking up setlists for shows i’ve been to and feeling like i’m in the twilight zone because they’re wrong and i have documentation to prove it but somehow multiple people who claim to also have been there approved an incorrect setlist
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i should watch the new episodes of fallout
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
mcr is gonna be the fucking death of me THEY HAVE THE ORIGINAL STYLE JACKETS IN PERU
frank iero, mikey way, gerard way, and ray toro posing onstage. they are all wearing black parade jackets resembling the original designs.ray toro and gerard way onstage in peru. both are wearing black parade uniforms in the style of the original designs.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i almost died at dilf night at the club
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IGN @ign.com · 15/01/2026
Hellboy star Ron Perlman has expressed his bemusement at the Fallout franchise and his legendary status within it as narrator of all the video games, joking he was paid "$40 and a sandwich" to record ... bit.ly/4jCTLQ6
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i would sell my soul to hear fix me performed live. play the song, joshua. make me cry my eyes out.
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
if i ever forget how to format hyperlinks in html after this i’m going to take myself out back for a dunking in pickle brine
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
IT IS DONE
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
no human was ever meant to see this much of the coding involved in an epub file
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
currently using calibre in ways i don’t think anyone ever intended
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
he’s very sadly never called me that again and he can actually say my full given name now, but i forever miss that moment of surprise and elation at being nicknamed by a small child
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
never going to experience the same happiness i felt when my nephew, at the time two years old, nicknamed me “dee dee” while trying to be cute to earn a cupcake before dinner
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ellie hélène @elouesse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the inner machinations of their mind are an enigma
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a man is covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand .
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