Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 13hThey were common in the 80s, so the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch bit from Monty Python really landed. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Today I learned a new word -genericise. It has not enriched my life. 020
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not everyone can afford to eat out often, so it’s a special occasion they might want to make the most of. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was thrown by “half the country isn’t on fire”, so I thought we were talking about things not being on fire. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Explain it like I’m not deep in your political black hole. 210
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pre-Twitter I had an idea for a sitcom “Below The Line”. The main character behaved in real life like people in the comments section of news stories, obnoxious and crass with no filter. It’s been rendered redundant by real life. 010
Reposted by Ed LostyScott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The cursed international break is finally at an end 0205
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I want a version of “A Sound of Thunder” where the time traveller steps on a prehistoric butterfly and comes back to a present without all this shit. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I want a version of “A Sound of Thunder” where the time traveller steps on a prehistoric butterfly and comes back to a present without all this shit. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why don’t the Faithfuls simply recruit a Traitor? That would shake them up. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d watch a version where you don’t know who the traitors are. 120
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This threw me when it first appeared a few years ago. A band I like have dropped their new album. But I really wanted to hear it. 030
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bet it’s bins are collected by a proper binman who goes to the effort of going round the back, rather than expecting it to be on Earth on wheels. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nowhere seems to do proper crusty white rolls/cobs now. It should be a combination of crusty and chewy, and not so brittle it breaks into shards. 030
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyone under 40 wouldn’t understand how deathly dull Sundays were. A day off work somehow became one of the worst days. Play “Every Day Is Like Sunday” to a teenager now and they’d think “great, I love Sundays”. 220
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If an advert is for a product only over 18s can use, it shouldn’t be allowed before the watershed. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m past 50, so this is what I get through the YouTube algorithm 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026<BlueSky mode> that’s a bit insensitive to those people who need the side taken off their house when they die so they can get them out. </Bluesky mode> 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mum is typing… Mum is typing… Mum is typing… Mum is typing…. Mum is typing…. lol ❤️ 110
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026An example of AI scraping nonsense. The Tesla chargers in Derby have been unavailable for a while. When someone asked about this on Facebook someone joked the generators were out of diesel. Google now confidently says that’s the reason. 0102
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve got “just got back from the pub” comfort books that I wouldn’t read any other time. They’re normally books I first read as a teen and repeat offenders. I’m not reading the whole book, usually starting it for the 100th time. 010
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also “I understand” does not mean “I agree with”. You can understand how someone has arrived at a stance without agreeing with it. 030
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not a fan of the school sandwich egg with silver around the yolk then? 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All he needed to do was not say Yes I’m a big old traitor who loves traitoring, I have the cloak and everything. That’s me, Richard E Traitor. 0211
Reposted by Ed LostyRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5762031684
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On BlueSky now if you posted “My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful” you’d get replies and anecdotes about dog’s sense of smell. 3233
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On the last two reposts, I’m seeing this more and more. Are people just not getting the joke, too eager to get their own bit in on a topic or is it AI? 100
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For the first few episodes everyone has zero info to go on, so it makes no sense not to jump on this as something tangible. Some info vs random chance. 100
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you’re on your lunch break from work and just grabbing a sandwich. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Omaze houses are built on ancient graveyards, haunted to fuck. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Years ago there was a guy in the pub wearing two watches. I asked him why, and he said in his job driving taxis he needed to know the exact time. I asked him how he knew which watch was right? Next time I ran into him he had 3 watches on. 110
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I was an interviewer and someone attended a job interview carrying a coffee I’d definitely look on it negatively. I don’t have a good reason. 220
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Jack Kirby (left) in 1934 was ordered by the British Embassy to give the Nazi salute before 4 matches in Germany and refused. 1393
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Or a rewrite of Of A Sound Of Thunder, where the guy steps on a butterfly in prehistoric times, and when he returns to the present dayTrump isn’t president. 000
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I”d read a novel where the Large Hadron Collider wasn’t activated and so we weren’t bounced into the Bad Timeline. 120
