an eloquent attempt at ire
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Dandara rises from the Salt of Creation to end oppression, The Golden Menace! they/them | anarchist | Community is the Fifth Estate & Revolutionary Salvation
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Congratulations! You have paid off your entire loan!
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Paid Apr 09 2026 $122.57
Paid Mar 20 2026 $159.94
Paid Mar 02 2026 $637
Payment Streak
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Congratulation - All payments have been made on time!
Payoff progress
$7500 of $7500 paid towards principal
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"like all perfect things, the chip was simple and impossible to improve upon. just fresh, sliced potatoes, fried to golden crisp in [bold] beef tallow. but over time, manufacturers replaced natural ingredients with pesticides, artificial flavours, and [bold] cheap seed oils.
just like the Commodore, we were dissatisfied with the state of the potato chip and [bold] demanded better. so for the [bold] first time in a century, we revived the Great American Snack for you to enjoy in its original [bold] tallow-cooked splendor."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c4iy3e7327bdpyrdbnvy7f4s/bafkreihmsr6jgjbrmwizw4fmnx3tmoqio45k4n3rja3gpnbdti6tdr22v4)
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(purple bubble) thinking about how Dan Brown is screaming crying & throwing up
(purple bubble) the sedevacantist us vice president married to a Hindu meets the pope on Easter Sunday hours before he dies triggering a conclave before which the republican political establishment pontificates as pontifex the adulterous convict us president with ai imagery posted to the official white house social media account which is owned by their south african billionaire technoligarch backer
(purple bubble) MY MAN
(purple bubble) WISHES
(grey bubble) what a glorious summary omg
(grey bubble) never in his wildest dreams, but then again editors might say that's a bit too much plot
(purple bubble) even you would look at that [cut off] & say "you're doing too much"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c4iy3e7327bdpyrdbnvy7f4s/bafkreieu44a6x4mzwisnjctbcei3wmfmcmpul2y6rsstrwhocxej3dt5ba)
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[circular avi of a black woman with round glasses] Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social 39m
Switch 2 pre orders not happening in the US on 4/9 anymore??? hahaha ok
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Blessing Adeoye Jr. @blessingjr.b... 42m
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