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Elon Musk (Parody)

@elonnmusk.bsky.social
144 followers 21 following 38 posts

Give me 10 dollar so I can buy Bluesky (⚠️ parody account, unrelated to Elon Musk or @ElonMuskAOC)

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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
tesla
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Thhe Lon Musk
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
who up blueing they sky
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
The secret you guys didn't know about the layoffs at X, is that the money I saved firing people was used to send more Teslas to space, for no particular reason
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
she free on my speech until i 𝕏
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Starting on May, X users will be able to purchase Free Speech® on Ebay, for $50 per unit. The Free Speech® will arrive at your house in a very stylish box. You may eat the Free Speech®, toss the Free Speech® at someone, use the Free Speech® as a fashion item, anything you could imagine!
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Twitter does not exist. There's no such thing as a Tweet. Do not mention the name Twitter. If anyone attempts to interact with you while utilizing such words, do not respond. Do not make direct eye contact. They want your soul.
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
This is a real issue America is dealing with!
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
SpaceX is working on a micro-sized rocket so you can pick it up and shove it inside your ass!
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
thhe joe binden wokeism
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Me and Alexandre de Moraes have decided to sort things out in a Fortnite Box Fight 1v1. I win, Brazil is mine. He wins, X Corp. gets fined $5. (no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Due to popular demand, we at X decided we're officially adding MORE organic engagement! This way, you will never feel like your Xeets are ignored! How's that, Bluesky?
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Why do people laugh every time I say this
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Download my app
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Tesla very cool yeah
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Head over to my app to watch some X Videos
X logo
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Elon Musk (Parody) @elonnmusk.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Come back to X we will be adding sex
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