Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13hThis is Trump‘s brilliant plan to combat the obesity epidemic in our country. 🙃 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Because it won’t matter to non-racist, non-MAGA voters 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You know what they say, … those who have nothing to hide,… Run away and hide like a little bitch. 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Unbelievable! Apparently, Trump needs to get his name on everything! 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Or, Scientology for people who can’t spell Scientology 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ve been not the only place,… What about family dinners? 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hey! Since when do rules apply to rich people anyway??? 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That would be nice, but it’s hard to imagine when half the electorate are the type of people who would ever have voted for Trump 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Probably the result of both devil’s on his shoulders pulling on him 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m sure their grandkids will come across it all when cleaning out their house someday. Preferably someday soon. 100 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Wait,… instead of me saying, “HE is a Nazi”,…. am I’m supposed to say, “SHE is a Nazi?” … Or is it, “THEY are a Nazi” The Right may have a point. These pronouns are confusing. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026These are the faces I picture when I wanna last a bit longer 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Yeah, but Omar never worked as hard as Melania did for Epstein, so….. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Same intellectual maturity though,…. but yes,… a disgusting atrocity that should be front page news every day until his imprisonment 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m starting to think we shouldn’t trust this orange fellow. 🙃 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Every once in a while, the GOP will admit their corruption 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves,… Getting Melania deported might be Trump‘s plan after all. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yeah, but I bet she has a good toilet and marble everywhere like a criminal psycho would.. 🙃 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And data centers of Bot armies lying to Americans to help elect a Russian asset and pedo r*pist. 020 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026But wait, I thought only Mexicans steal ? If JD’s mom did it too, then maybe MAGA messaging isn’t always honest? 🙃 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026That society would raise men who wouldn’t endanger their reputations in the first place 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A Joke ????? Name me one other secretary of defense who can take out a drummer with an axe from 24 yards??? 111 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There’s no bottom to the depravity of MAGA. Also, since Lindsey passed, they fresh out of bottoms 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The perfect ironic punishment would be for him to be the first to suffer that penalty. That’s must see tv 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trump and his dad never rented to African-Americans, so to let Obama live rent free is progress of a kind. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You forgot to mention his billionaire daddy who gave him the money to do any of this at all 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hypocrisy is in the MAGA DNA. Remember how much they cared about s*x trafficking when they thought the Democrats were responsible, but are suddenly cool with it ? 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you try to collect all his lies, you’re gonna need a bigger meme 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That explains whether GOP has given up on democracy. No F’n courage! 010 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fake AI Photo ! Trump could never climb a ladder! 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The propagandists care little about about the distinction. They simply spew, threatening words scare their sheep into action. 020 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump is an expert at convincing fools to do as he commands. Trump is the Pied Piper of the ignorant. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As much as he should’ve been impeached and imprisoned years ago, watching his voters learn to hate him, for who he is, might be a decent consolation prize. 110 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YOU do NOT have the right to rename anything!!! Apparently, you need to have committed 20 acts of treason and bankrupted at least one casino and before earning that authority. 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s gotta be true, isn’t that how brilliant people speak? 🙃 Anyone know if Einstein went around constantly bragging how smart was…..? 071 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m happy Trump finally admitted it, but it’s probably a taxpayer funded billboard… 🙃 020 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somehow, I believe we will all be surprised by depth of his depravity, even though we all expect the very worst 000 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s what this whole second round of tariffs against Canada is. Another scam to drain money from the masses and funnel it to the billionaire class. 020 0
Elon 5ucks @elon5ucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s how I looked when I found out Trump was elected for a second term 050 0
