Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guess this is as complete as my step-ups are going to get. I'm kind of relieved, since they're often more frustrating than fun. That last deck, the CPU drew a Copycat on the opening hand 100% of the time, over ~20 battles. Every. Single. Time. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've never felt less safe than I did staying overnight in Nebraska on a cross-country drive. Given that Nebraskans were apparently pretty excited by the notion of Southern California cities being destroyed, I'm thinking my spider-sense was working just fine. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wasn't planning on picking up the new Ocarina of Time, since I'm happy to just replay the original. Now I feel like I should, just to show Nintendo that I choose them over GTA6. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I knew this day would come, and I'm grateful that they've toughed it out this long, but it still stings. There was something comforting about knowing that my 3DS Pokemon could always stay with me if I wanted. At least I've got plenty of time to figure out what I want to move over. 000 0
Reposted by Jason Pittenger Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day serebii.net 991389790 1.4K
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Thrilled to see @playmoreesports.bsky.social in @wolfeglick.bsky.social's latest draft league! It's been a while since we've been able to cheer on Bubby. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Omg, I've wanted so badly for this to be a feature on cars! So close! m.slashdot.org/story/454732m.slashdot.orgSlashdot 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'm pretty sure @charliechu.bsky.social introduced me to Pinball Fantasies, in which case today's stream is in your honor! If not, then I owe some other unknown person a great debt. youtube.com/live/GgWfbgn...youtube.comPinball FantasiesYouTube video by Jason Plays Ancient Games 110 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The old Spider-Man theme song dares to question "Is he strong?", and the response is "Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood." Ok, but that doesn't really answer the question. It actually sounds like he's probably just dead. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Have you been itching to mock someone's NES Strider gameplay? Scratch that itch here. youtube.com/shorts/N0rXh...youtube.comStrider KOsYouTube video by Jason Plays Ancient Games 010 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Who else remembers ActRaiser? Still as good as ever youtube.com/shorts/klGL5...youtube.comCry for your people in ActRaiserYouTube video by Jason Plays Ancient Games 010 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Whenever I hear the words "fight back," I'm always a little disappointed when they're not followed by "with David Horowitz." I don't even know what that show was, but I heard the ads for it a *lot* as a youngin'. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Am I the only one who thinks that Robert Pattinson and Marlee Matlin look the same age? I mean they both look fantastic, but SPOILER ALERT: one is older than the other. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The true reward for winning best original song is getting to hug Lionel Richie. Congrats to K-Pop Demon Hunters! #hello 001 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Congrats to Markiplier, but this will always be my first thought when I hear him mentioned. youtube.com/shorts/c3sM-...youtube.comThe Pokemon rap but it's only the Pokemon that Markiplier said he'd have sex with.YouTube video by Cam Steady 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If anyone else needs a temporary escape from our cold, bleak reality, I streamed Space Quest 3. Don't worry, I'm not quitting my day job. www.youtube.com/live/dKRZrt0...youtube.comGaaM: Space Quest III + Major LeagueYouTube video by Jason Pittenger 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026More than 75 million US voters enabled recent events. I'm sure many of them believe they didn't vote for the arbitrary execution of US citizens, but they're mistaken. They saw gestapo v1 in Portland, they saw the violence on January 6, and they voted for more. 100 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026If you can't spot the shithole country in your first half hour at the table, then YOU'RE the shithole country. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025First the bad news. Gremlins does not hold up well at all. The good news is that Gremlins 2 is just as amazing as ever. 100 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025It's been a while, right? So treat yourself. youtu.be/eob7V_WtAVg?...youtu.beEpic Tea Time with Alan Rickman (Official HD Version)YouTube video by David Michalek 000 0
Reposted by Jason Pittenger The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2025Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree theonion.com/area-man-has-far-great… 561558197 1.6K
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Getting prepped for Z-A with a Legends: Arceus playthrough using only my starter and ride Pokemon. Man, Volo is tough with this team. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I doubt this will have any positive impact, but at least some folks are willing to speak out against what's been going on in California. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/07/13/i...sandiegouniontribune.comMichael Smolens: GOP lawmakers, veterans push back on immigration enforcement excessState GOP leader Brian Jones, Assemblymember Laurie Davies and others ask Trump to refocus on criminal immigrants, not everyday workers. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Is it me, or is the GOP's answer to immigration, the homeless, and the non-wealthy sick... basically extermination. Pro-life indeed, eh? 100 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Not sure what's going on in the San Diego sky tonight, but it looks cool. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Are there any Republican leaders speaking out against what's going on? Please share if there are, though I'm not holding my breath. www.latimes.com/california/l...latimes.comMarines arrive in Westwood as U.S. cities brace for 'No Kings' protestsLos Angeles and cities around the nation are bracing for 'No Kings' protests ahead of Trump's military parade as an appeals court ruling keeps the National Guard under the president's control for now. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 01/05/202520 apples to evolve Applin, requiring lures!? If this is what post-Niantic Go looks like, I'm not sure how much longer I'll last. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Savage/heartbreaking. xkcd.com/3081xkcd.comPhD Timeline 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025He's doing exactly what we all knew he would. It's certainly overreaching, but 75 million US voters just do not care (even if they pretend to for now). www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...nytimes.comVoters See Trump’s Use of Power as Overreaching, Times/Siena Poll FindsSkepticism has grown of his efforts to expand his authority and of his handling of issues long seen as strengths for him, including the economy and immigration. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I've asked it before and I'll ask it again: why doesn't Arthur wake up when the van first goes off the bridge in Inception? I love the movie enough to accept "because," but if there's a real answer I'd like to know. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Is this the best idea of all time, or am I just drunk? www.theinsneider.com/p/keanu-reev... I mean, I *am* drunk, but still....theinsneider.comExclusive: Keanu Reeves Plays the Villain in Weezer’s Mystery MoviePlus, Amazon MGM nabs the Highlander reboot and a Pacific Rim origin series, while Universal pairs Glen Powell with Judd Apatow and releases a teaser for Him. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This *was* really cool. It wasn't a huge head start for me, but I guess every second counts. www.latimes.com/california/s...latimes.com'That was awesome!' California's earthquake early warning system let many know about Monday's temblorMonday's 5.2 magnitude temblor marked another success for California's early earthquake warning system, with users in some areas saying they got notifications on their phone before they felt shaking. 100 1
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 15/04/202575+ million US voters are probably cheering, but I'm not. I'm ashamed of my country. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/n...nytimes.comColumbia Activist Arrested by ICE at His Appointment for CitizenshipMohsen Mahdawi, a legal permanent resident, has lived in the United States for 10 years and was arrested in Vermont. He has not been charged with a crime. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I'm glad they're still making Civilization games. I wish them the best, and I hope people love them. For me, though, it's Civ V for life. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025And with this, I've finally uninstalled Twitter. Thanks for being here, @bsky.app! www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/t...nytimes.comElon Musk Shared, Then Deleted X Post Absolving Hitler, Stalin and Mao of GenocideThe post falsely claimed that Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong were not responsible for the murders of millions of people, but rather public sector workers were. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If your kid is eligible for the HPV vaccine, you might want to get on that sooner rather than later. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025It's rare, but I'm actually on board with this one. Maybe I'm missing something? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/09/u...nytimes.comTrump Orders Treasury Secretary to Stop Minting PenniesPresident Trump said that the coins cost more to produce than their face value. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Rewatching the first season of Heroes, and it holds up. To bad they never made a second or third season... 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024No shiny, but subbing to @pm7.bsky.social helped me get an antique hundo! 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024As frustrating as the world can be, and I do get frustrated with the world, watching the first 6-and-a-half minutes of Baby Driver can make anyone feel better. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024More than 75 million US voters wanted this. They know exactly how our next President will behave, and they're responsible for the results. 000 0
Jason Pittenger @elmopitt.bsky.social · 09/11/2024It's such a relief that US voters have determined that climate change isn't a problem. Climate scientists should take a break and find something else to do, since you're apparently not needed here. 030 3
