elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When asked how he feels about the media pool boycotting the White House in solidarity with CNN, MSNOW and Politico Trump said, “ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wonder if Franklin would be surprised or chagrined the American experiment lasted only 250 years. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When asked how it felt to be out of the hospital Mitch McConnell said, “Whee, I’m in a rolling chair!” 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Humans are the only species that will create something that could cause their extinction but forget to install a kill switch so it won’t. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I do not like that Howard Nutlick I do not like him when he’s slick I do not like his whole shtick I do not like that little prick I do not like that Howard Nutlick 001
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On the 15-minute drive home, I passed a pink Porsche and the driver in front of me turned left into a roundabout. I’m staying home tomorrow. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026BREAKING: Trump is still alive and still a fucking idiot. 010
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hey MAGA Veterans — Trump called the deaths of 18 US service members in the Iran War small potatoes. Small potatoes! If he thinks so little of active service members how do you think he feels about you? Suckers and losers perhaps? 1/2 100
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I heard someone mispronounce his name as Howard Nutlick. That’s gonna stick. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pete Hegseth says he’s not considering a 2028 presidential run until he looked up the word presidential and said, “Huh, maybe I am,” according to three people inside the Pentagon. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Before fake Christians decide to denigrate anyone they should ask themselves “What would Dolly do?” because Jesus is tired of saying, “Not that.” 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is the so-called foreign beef wild horse meat? Just asking. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Karoline Leavitt - former Press Secretary Natalie Harp - personal assistant Katie Zacharia - Senior Communications Advisor for Truth Social Ivanka Trump Scott Jennings was spotted trying on blonde wigs at Wigs Galore in midtown Manhattan. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.” — Dolly Parton (1946 - 2026) 010
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Trump imported 300,000 metric tons of meat from RFK Jr’s acre -sized roadkill freezer. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I keep hearing the Epstein files will come out, but like the rapture, it never happens. Release the Epstein files! 052
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Natalie Harp gives human printers a bad name. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’d like to see Scott Bessent act less like a wooden dummy sitting on a ventriloquist’s knee and more like the Secretary of the Treasury. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.” - Groucho Marx 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This man needs to be arrested, tried, convicted and sent back to his home planet for immediate termination. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The FDA has blocked Talson Meat’s Animal Parts division from recalling raccoon penises that nauseated a record 2 million people in 7 states after learning that the Secretary of Health and Human Services personally cut the penises off of diseased roadkill. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I wonder how many Congressional Republicans have read the Constitution. Maybe a handful. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There just might be enough room on Alcatraz for Trump, his family, his cabinet and his advisors. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I keep hearing people say someone is on the wrong side or the right side of history. History has no sides, it’s based on facts which can be and are disputed in context. Maybe saying some people are on the wrong side of history is a polite way of saying they’re fucking morons. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Barack Obama did not start a war. George W. Bush started a war which was declared by Congress and backed by the American people. Joe Biden did not start a war. Donald Trump started a war which was not declared by Congress and was a surprise to the American people. Democrats 0 Republicans 2 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Hitler was a coward who killed himself because he didn’t want to face the consequences. Is the man in the flaxen wig a bigger coward because he doesn’t? 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m too old to die young and leave a good-looking corpse so I’ve got that going for me. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Karoline Leavitt was fired as press secretary so she can spend more time with her children and her husband. Ta-ta Karoline. But wait, Scott Jennings is being considered to replace her. Same shit, different sex. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s clear Trump will try to pardon himself. Given that no president has tried to pardon himself the constitutionality of a self pardon is in question. If it goes before the Supreme Court we know what will happen. (But can SCOTUS unilaterally amend the Constitution? Oh wait, they already have.) 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026America may be fucked up right now but we’ll always have ranch dressing. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m flummoxed why MAGA believes Fox News’s bullshit and I'm angry they created this clusterfuck. Flummox. Such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: flummox. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Trump is blaming Republicans if they lose the midterms because people are mad at them not him. I wish I was that delusional for just one day to see what it’s like. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Best he’s looked in years. I feel bad for the cat though glued to his head though. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I expect Mitch McConnell’s obituary to drop any day now. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026John Cornyn wins the Susan Collins award for talking big and acting small. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026John Cornyn wins the Susan Collins award for talking big and acting small. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026RFK Jr brought measles back. More than 2000 people in the U.S. have gotten it, many are children. It has caused 3 confirmed deaths, 2 children (one 8-years-old) and one adult all unvaccinated. It’s still early yet. How many more need to get sick and die. 100
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole country is out of order!” - And Justice for All (slightly modified)static.klipy.comAl Pacino: You're Out of Order! (And Justice for All)ALT: Al Pacino: You're Out of Order! (And Justice for All) 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hey MAGA - Trump is a liar, a pedophile, a convicted felon who doesn’t care about anyone but himself, his family, and who he can use until he can’t. High gas prices - him. Expensive groceries - him. Never ending war - him. So get off your high fucking horse before you fall off. Sincerely, Sanity 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Elon Musk, the 1st trillionaire in the world for 12 days, is going to pump millions into the midterms to urge republicans to vote. Hey Wisconsin AG, it’s past time to arrest and indict that dick for election interference. You have a case, he offered and gave 3 random voters $1 million for Trump. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The MAGA movement is a lot like the Cyclospora movement. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Some multibillionaires and a former trillionaire should use a fraction of their fortunes to buy thicker skin. Social media would thank them. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Our bucks stop in Trump’s pocket. 001
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026By going on Joe Rogan’s podcast Shady Vance threw himself under the bus. 000
elmofarnsworth.bsky.social @elmofarnsworth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I asked Google how many data centers will need to be built before they require the electricity and water humans currently use to survive. The answer: Who wants to know? 000
