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@elmeathead.bsky.social
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Lacrosse goalie, beer league hockey hack, WoW Tank, light cosplayer, and beer enthusiast. Ask me about my tattoos and my OnlyFans!

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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 11h
Sounds like Baghdad Bob got a new job...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I mean, who DOESN'T?
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 09/10/2026
hey pets, the situation is turning dire. we're resetting our goal before it is met, as we need to buy our food and meds for the time being, and buy a little bit extra paint thinner for our furniture. We think 400 USD will be enough for a while. Any help is life saving. ko-fi.com/baladesilver
the girls from madoka magica hanging around with the text "reskeet this image if if trans people are safe with you"
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roly-poly fish heads...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's right up there with "Oooh, a Cosmo? What are you a girl?" Like, dude, you go ahead and enjoy your 4.5% wheat juice, I'll just have this 25% booze drink..."
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dependent on who you ask, yes and no. Messiah and Christian allegory for sure, which is porn to some, and science fiction with political intrigue as well, which is porn to others, so yes and no ..
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 26/09/2026
hi pets, we know we have just made an MA request (and we're so grateful that it got met), but things happened, and we need another one for ~400 USD i got prescripted with another medication, and we need to cover that plus our bare minimum furniture, plus rent, food and bills ko-fi.com/baladesilver
bridget from guilty gear gleefully in front of the trans flag, with the caption "reskeet if trans rights are are human rights to you"
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The commercial starts with a young woman in a white shift dress dancing with shoes in and out of white Converse symbol lights shining from above...it's hard for me to think that they couldn't foresee this coming.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry, do transition surgeries happen on children under 18 on a regular basis in the USA?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gobber from How To Train Your Dragon
ALT: Gobber from How To Train Your Dragon
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, there were consequences for mediocre white men? WHAT?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Any one of those, let alone just the ones that Carney mentioned feel like they should be hard stops. That's not just a list of demands, that's preparation for assimilation.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What did they edit out of his hand?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This dude is speaking so loudly from his trailer park when they've only got half a White House...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh, I completely get it.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
President Clinton secretly transferred to an unmarked smaller aircraft for security reasons due to regional dangers, BUT, unlike Trump, traveling reporters were briefed off-the-record and told to keep their window shades down while the maneuver occurred. I may be misremembering, however.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
From what I recall, Bill Clinton did execute a high-security, covert plane-change maneuver later in his presidency during a March 2000 trip from India to Pakistan. A decoy jet styled to look like Air Force One landed first to deceive potential threats and observers.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@sabergames.bsky.social I'm sorry about your CEO.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When Taco Bell takes explosive diarrhea more seriously than the CDC you know you're fucked...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wasn't it from, like, 10 years ago?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well, shit...that's too much math...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Isn't it a lot of counting?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Bosnia SOMEHOW beats the US soccer team in the Round of 32 at the FIFA World Cup, will someone need to shoot the President to distract the world from the Epstein Files?
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Jackie Sutherland @redkitedesign.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I want to see the Carolina Hurricanes win, just not tonight... The Marlies just need a few more games without drop-ins from the big squad in the Calder Cup finals.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I mean, yeah, they don't repost unless it's a bad medical take...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Does the car in front of him have a licence plate that says "BLUE EYES"?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Went down for my cereal bowl, realized it needed to be washed, cracked my head off two open cupboards while doing all the dishes because I couldn't just wash a bowl and a spoon, cleaned the patio windows, took out the garbage, cleaned my car windows, and wasn't hungry anymore....
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wanted a bowl of cereal earlier tonight and now my car windows are clean, so THAT happened. #ADHDThings
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wait, has Zachariah never jorked it to people his own age? What is this dude watching? 43 year old suburban housewives wouldn't even fuck his raggedy-looking ass on Wisteria Lane...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sorry, I couldn't read the article because it's paywalled, but is the "amateur sleuth" at LEAST a med student, if not an actual oncologist?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm having a lot more "I hate me" days than usual lately.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fuck Vegas, fuck Carter Hart.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Well, fuck.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Look at these fuckers conveniently forgetting unpaid overtime and additional forced labour...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
That I understand, but some of them Olde Tyme Recypes are actually fire...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@stevedangle20.bsky.social I know you guys like to stick to sports and keep politics out of it, but this is a head-scratcher: www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
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Victim's family angered by Islanders' fundraiser for convicted cop
The Islanders are facing questions about a jumbotron promotion urging hockey fans to donate to a former New York City police sergeant who was recently convicted of manslaughter for hurling a cooler of...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cheeky bugger...well done, sir!
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Apparently he's fucking up, but he is fucking the boss's daughter, so...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Conservatives had a chance to stop this in 2012...
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Should the NHL adopt the PWHL's "Gold Pass Rule" whereby all teams, once mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, determine their draft position by how many points they get AFTER being eliminated?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My concerts in 2026 reads like a REALLY random music festival. Would you see this line-up at a festival? (cont'd) Halestorm Baby Metal Beach Bunny Boy Golden Mother Mother 2/2
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My concerts in 2026 reads like a REALLY random music festival. Would you see this line-up at a festival? Zeus Danko Jones Exodus Anthrax Megadeth Shallow Waves Frontline Assembly The Pretty Wild Ladrones Ankor Bloodywood VNV Nation The Surfrajettes The Reverend Horton Heat Violent Vira 1/2
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@stevedangle20.bsky.social @adamwylde.bsky.social @jesseblake.bsky.social - Well, shit... www.thestar.com/sports/leafs...
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Ex-Maple Leafs forward Mikhail Grabovski charged with assault after minor hockey game in Markham
After a U15 playoff game in Markham, Grabovski, head coach of the Markham Waxers, is accused of assaulting the head coach of the York-Simcoe Express.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Are Morticia and Gomez analogues for Hades and Persephone?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So they didn't crash Grindr this time around?
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Struggle meal time...microwaved hotdogs on toasted white bread with ketchup and mayo...
A struggle meal of 2 hot dogs in toasted white bread with cheese, mayo, and ketchup.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just a BIT outside...this screen cap perfectly captures America. Somehow they go on to win based on this call, made by an American umpire, in a crucial game, that is not reviewable. #WorldBaseballClassic
The Team Dominican Republic batsman Perdomo watching a 3-2 pitch sail past him well outside the strike zone for a called 3rd strike at the WBC semifinals vs Team USA ending a rally and allowing Team USA to win the game on a call that should never have been made.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'm sorry for your loss, Dodger looks like the bestest doggo ever.
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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The US is the luckiest nation ever. Every time they "free" a country they miraculously seem to find oil there...
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