Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 17hThis is the plot of approximately 10 billion alternate-history novels. 060
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 19hOur chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to the Chicago White Sox. 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 04/10/2026Their jingle back in the '80s was "America believes in liberty, Liberty Mutual Insurance." Just based on what the jingle is now, you can see how much things have been dumbed down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2aP... 110
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 04/10/2026Some anti-trans PAC had enough money to buy ads about the Ohio senator race that ran nationally on TBS during the Guardians-Sox game. 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 01/10/2026Hopefully he doesn't reinjure himself on that slide (into the designated hitter role). 000
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 30/09/2026Real class would be putting the wine in the Chucky glass. 040
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 30/09/2026Too bad the MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE OF THE FURIOUS isn't considered canon. 060
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 29/09/2026You could at least set it to green and pretend everyone in Valerie's Family were Vulcans. 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 27/09/2026And after he died in 1947, the two women stayed together until one died in 1990. 000
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 27/09/2026The movie theater where I saw TRON is now a church (I realize this is a fairly common theater reuse). 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 27/09/2026Obviously, I still have Big Feelings about the 2008 World Series. 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 27/09/2026Rays fan here, and I've been thinking the same thing since the weather forecasts came out. 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 26/09/2026Fox (very early days) was interested in TNG, but wanted it sooner than Paramount felt it would be ready. They also went to the 3 established networks, which would only commit to a pilot or TV-movie - Paramount felt Star Trek was a strong enough property that it deserved a full series commitment. 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 24/09/2026Yeah, I'm not Jewish, and I really liked the texture of these. 1230
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 24/09/2026Seems like for Halloween purposes, you'd want to put that on someone else's windowsill. 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 24/09/2026Did Campbell's do market research where people kept saying "Yes, I'd like tomato soup with grilled cheese," and not follow up to where the people specified that what they wanted was a separate grilled cheese SANDWICH? 031
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 23/09/2026Me looking at that "ix.netcom.com" address:static.klipy.com 110
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 22/09/2026Young me, whenever I heard "Colour My World" by Chicago on the radio, thought it took FOOOOOREVER to get to the vocal. That one is 58 seconds! 110
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 21/09/2026One of my dreams for winning the lottery is to buy some team's sleeve patch advertising rights and then just have them put a secondary team logo and/or memorial patch there. 100
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 20/09/2026I also want to note that the Wilshire/La Cienega number got down to “<1 min” and then changed to “21 min.” Good thing I’m going to North Hollywood! 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 20/09/2026I’m standing on the platform. It’s too late to plan ahead. 331
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 18/09/2026Number 28 is one of the other models we didn't get to see during the episode. 000
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 16/09/2026Well, that's gonna happen if a werewolf eats too much chocolate. 000
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 16/09/2026Using my quarterly Hilton credit card credit to have dinner in a hotel that isn’t paying their bills. 020
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 14/09/2026Everything except the "most people playing pinball simultaneously" record, which I was part of at an event back in 2015. 020
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 14/09/2026Job interview invitations sent from "job job" are definitely not a scam, sure. 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 14/09/2026The only sad thing here is that Zapp Brannigan was originally supposed to be played by Phil Hartman, so you'd like to hear what his versions of the lines would be (of course, Billy West does an excellent job as the character). 040
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 13/09/2026And the Bears-Panthers game is about to end in a scorigami! 121
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 13/09/2026This is one of my favorite SNL sketches of all time. It should have been turned into a movie. 120
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 13/09/2026There are a couple different ads/reads during Rays radio broadcasts that have that in the copy. I think Webull is one. 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 12/09/2026And she said a friend of hers is in the documentary because she dated Russell in the ‘80s. 110
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 12/09/2026@travelswithbrindle.bsky.social Getting my hair cut at Supercuts in Studio City, CA - Sparks came up in conversation and the stylist said she used to cut Ron’s hair. 210
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 12/09/2026I’ve got about two-thirds of the red-band WILD HORSE NINE trailer memorized. If I see it a few more times (which I probably will, given how many movies I see and how often it runs), I’ll probably have it all down pat. What are we, hippies now? 000
Reposted by Jim EllwangerMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026JUNIOR CAMINERO WALKS IT OFF @RAYSBASEBALL HEADS TO THE POSTSEASON! 0245
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 11/09/2026I noticed the price on the placards wasn't in $, and from a little searching, that photo was apparently taken in the Philippines in 2014. 101
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 10/09/2026I gotta see just how cheap the wigs are in the next episode! (complimentary) 010
Jim Ellwanger @ellwanger.tv · 10/09/2026Okay, there are 6 seasons, and you guys just added it on September 1st. Let's not get too antsy. 120