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@ellliotb.bsky.social
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Def Not Commercial Real Estate; Advocate for AI Proptech and Other Made Up Things; Opinions are someone else’s ihatemoney.beehiiv.com

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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
White collar work is mostly in service of other white collar work. If AI is theoretically to wipe out those jobs, it will also wipe out that from which it derives its value?
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Having run out of ways to get liquidity for underwater holdings, there’s an entire article in the pension real estate mag promoting dumping their bags on the buyers of last resort, lol
prea.org
Private Wealth Will Change Real Estate
Brandon Sedloff Juniper Square Private wealth is poised to reshape commercial real estate. As more high-net-worth (HNW) and ultra-high-net-worth (UHNW) individuals seek uncorrel...
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Everyone thought TINA was a ZIRP phenomenon and not a permanent feature of a financialized economy where the only business is money
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The problem with the term “grift” is that when the economy is just money, that’s the business
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Abelist and shameful (will see myself out)
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Berkshire holders Saturday Berkshire holders Monday at the open
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don’t really understand why the business model is going to be “robotaxi” vs “selling Hyundai Waymo cars with a monthly subscription to the self driving”
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
SF CRE, 25 year hold, zero return
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m ready for stagflation, shortages and getting poorer as a country. I pretty much don’t care about anything that costs money. Enjoyed the nice things while they lasted
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Lfg
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Will AI eliminate all the trash people pay for monthly for years to keep in storage
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is my nightmare, the worst possible scenario
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
What’s an appropriate ebitda multiple in countries where the government coerces the law firms they don’t like into submission
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Tell you who I wouldn’t mind being sent there
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
wtf
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
😅😅😅 Lutnick out here pumping Tesla stock
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Have you considered not being a gigantic retail grifting scumbag
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Stocks up rates up, exactly what the admin has been telling you they wanted, have to play the market in front of you
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Have a long thread on the other site about how AI is making the Internet useless and why everything is going to be forced offline again, allow me a moment to port over so I can continue here
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Marketwatch editors long shale shitcos
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If you asked people now about investing in commercial real estate in 2015, they would prob say “it was so easy, everything just went up” and yet if you actually look at the broad reporting from the biggest PE shops, routinely struggling to hit double digits
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s 92 in Austin today? Lol
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Hotel REITs lmao
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Rip “at least rates are also down”
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’m in camp that multifamily bubble never actually popped, despite the stories of the complete wipeouts
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Soho house sucks so bad shares tanking during a fight over the acquisition offer not being high enough
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
AI going to force us off the internet by destroying it completely. In person meetings, flip phones, suitcases to transfer money
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ngl this is more indictment on SF operating permit process than Tesla gotcha
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We’re raising our office rents (not commodity product; mostly full)
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
a number of the below prob exited in 21/22, and while everyone focused on bridge debt implosions because great stories, the zombie equity now is more true than ever, multiples higher than back then. No way out, minimal cash flow, fees guaranteed for a decade (if sponsored)
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Palisades fire sale update: not fire sale prices “Overall, we see 10 buyers for every property, and we expect that to continue.” “Also, the other question is how developers expect to profit by buying homes 10-20% below market when their labor costs and materials far exceed this discount.”
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Who still buys airline tickets on the OTAs? Hotels I can maybe see because there’s a lot of independents, but there’s only a handful of airlines and even fewer per route
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If Lutnick doesn’t work out, can always go back to the octogenarian defending tariffs with a can of Campbell’s Soup
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Redfin total return as a public company since 2017 IPO to acquisition: -34%
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
CVNA now only up 42x from its 2022 lows
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Rates down every day and opendoor can’t catch a bid How many people employed by zombie spacs like that and sonder and smartrent or even the series c’s and d’s that didn’t spac in time
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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@mcuban.bsky.social I AM ON MUSHROOMS RIGHT NOW AND I FIND OUT THAT WE TRADED LUCA FOR FUCKING ANTHONY DAVIS????!!!!!?
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
ultimately temporary (for most of the city) but for some reason no matter how often I am reminded of the precarity of the restaurant business, I'm still momentarily taken aback la.eater.com/2025/1/17/24...
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Fed says $22T of CRE by value and $6T of CRE debt Assume avg 50% leverage, so $10T unleveraged (assume largely non institutional assets/owners?) and $6T leveraged (inst'l assets) Brookfield and Blackstone alone have $600B CRE AUM 2 firms = 10% of institutional equity
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
They’re doing the meme
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Kind of sucky for the laid off meta people that their next job interview is going to start off with "so tell me, looks like you were specifically cut for being in the bottom 5% of performers and someone was hired in your place"
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
They are putting the construction type in the subject lines now
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Not only would it be funny to tear down a merely 35 year old Chicago skyscraper, it would also be insanely bullish that such plan results in a positive value for the building today
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
AI is going to have the opposite effect and force us entirely offline Everything on the internet is going to be spam
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Prob my favorite one of the year, felt like he was talking directly to me
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Hunter @lewisenterprises.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Industrial REIT multiples are getting pretty beat up. Most of these trading in the mid-5s cap rate range
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EB @ellliotb.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Tired of constantly talking about the trials and tribulations of everyday people and families. Overdue addressing the issues faced by once in a while folks, the occasional working class, the sometimes elderly
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