EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 44mthey used to put little comics inside Capt Crunch boxes, too! 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 9ha Happy Saturday Good Morning from the Piney Woods Where It's Our Annual Celebration of the Quite Loathsome Spiro Agnew Resigning the Vice Presidency After Being Convicted of Tax Fraud...an Event Worthy of Dancing in the Streets & a Maypole Here & There, Too! Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh, sort'a like OJ encouraging Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman to improve their knife attack avoidance skills 020
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I did too, on long car trips, so I could see the gizmos underneath! 020
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026these series of Miss Marple films with Rutherford are joyful romps! 060
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hmmm...sort of makes you wonder WHY billionaires would care about restricting voting, doesn't it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comBillionaires fund California ballot measure to make voters show ID at pollsVarious out-of-state conservative donors have given millions of dollars to support California’s Proposition 39 011
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026well, more Trumpfuckery good news today... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump immigrant purge could cut social security for Americans by $2,000 a yearNew report on economic cost of anti-immigration campaign projects 8.6% reduction in retirement payments by 2034 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a Happy Friday Good Morning from the Piney Woods Where We've Reached the Part Where Public Executions Begin & It Won't Be Long til Public Floggings & Witch Trials Join Them & We've Already HAD Gladiator Fights in Our Aren't You Entertained Last Days of Rome Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026just received the message my ballot has been accepted by the State of Calif...so yay! 020
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm just waiting for Melania's upcoming accidental fall down a flight of stairs 020
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Nat'l Symphony are badasses...they wouldn't have stopped playing as the Titanic went down, those kickass devil would'a played all the way to the bottom, and then some 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026can't wait til they start beheading people on live tv or hanging them from cranes....tell me when the US is 'great' again 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026well, the good news is Stacy shouldn't have any trouble getting her job at the Dollar Store back 050
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026well, at least it didn't hit the guy in the sombrero statue. 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026well, there goes any illusion the US is a civilized society 080
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026a great double feature would be The Innocents with Eye of the Devil, one of David Niven's best films, both with Deborah Kerr 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026fuck, with beer involved, Caine would'a done that commercial for free 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026holy crap, a pants shitting sleeping kid fucker and a Fembot in the Oval Office !!! @thelewisblack.bsky.social 021
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026saw this on Reddit and it reminded a little too much of that Twilight Zone ep @thelewisblack.bsky.social 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they may be 'furious' but those dumb fucks STILL voted for Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Undistilled cheating’: Missouri voters furious in aftermath of Trump bid to rig electoral mapsState residents express anger at Republicans who allowed chaotic voting maps saga to unfold ahead of the midterms 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So who's gonna indict Trump for HIS torturing and murder of US citizens? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...theguardian.comNicolás Maduro and his wife indicted for alleged torture of US citizensOusted Venezuelan president and Cilia Flores have been in jail in New York since early January 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026before anyone feels TOO sorry for Christa Pike, you might recall she brutally murdered a woman, torturing her to death. Still doesn't make what the state did right, but we should never ever forget the victim, you know. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comChrista Pike is ‘up and walking’ for first time after failed execution, lawyer saysRecovery marks a dramatic turnaround for Pike, who was declared brain dead after a botched execution in Tennessee 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026a Happy Thursday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods Where We've Awoken to Nat'l Fluffernutter Day & Now We're Huddled Up Busy Trying to Figure Out if We're Supposed to Fluff Our Own Nutters or Someone Else's. Safe Travels & Good Luck to Us All Today @thelewisblack.bsky.social 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026well, gas prices sure as fuck aren't coming down... Diesel is now over $8 a gallon Regular is JUST under $6 a gallon Premium is JUST under $7 a gallon isn't all this greatness wondrful! 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the truly sad part...there ARE people who believe that lie. Just today on Nextdoor, more than one person repeated that particular lie, along with about 10 others he spouts. If someone is THAT ignorant, how do you fight that? 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nepo Baby Upset Everyone Can See Through His Lies. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...theguardian.comDavid Ellison denies he has ‘politicized’ Skydance despite close Trump linksEllison admits ‘good relationship’ with administration in remarks to reporters about newly merged media company 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ha, too late for THAT Susan...you sucked off Trump at every opportunity, so you know what...go fuck your concerned self. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Not exactly his favorite senator’: Susan Collins distances herself from Trump in Maine debateRepublican challenged by Democrat Troy Jackson in critical Senate race says she opposes Iran war and Canada tariffs 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026well, you let a creep run for Governor.... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comRepublicans criticize Steve Hilton for ‘creepy’ innuendo-filled campaign adHilton faces heavy backlash from within his own party for ‘Just Try It’ ad amid his longshot bid for California governor 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026well, here's some uplifting news, anyway... www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comNobel prize in chemistry awarded for work on mirror-image moleculesHenri B Kagan and Kensō Soai awarded prize for discovery of nonlinear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026a Happy Humpy Wednesday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods Where We're Still in Shock Over a Treasonous Kid Fucking Pants Shitting Grifter of an American President Telling Iran It's Ok to Take Out LA & San Diego; Why Isn't He Impeached & Jailed Already? Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026fuck ANY athlete who joins or advertises betting apps. Period. 010
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I only wish he and Tammy Faye had died many many years earlier than they did. 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026like that scene in Trick R Treat when the kids show up at the bus driver's house. 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hey, maybe good ol' Nick can go volunteer to expose himself and see how it goes. 120
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Barron also killed animals in the White House and has been engaging in insider trading. 020
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How is this pants shitting traitorous kid fucker sitting in the White House? How? I wish the US Military would wrap him up, fly his ass to Iranian airspace, slap a parachute on him, then drop his fat ass into Tehran. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comRepublican rebukes Trump for suggesting Iran could ‘take out’ LA or San DiegoCongressional candidate Jim Desmond says he ‘served to protect Americans, not write off American cities’ 000
EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026here's hopin' he discovered there IS a Hell and it's his and Tammy Faye's new home. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comUS televangelist Jim Bakker, disgraced from sex scandal and fraud, dies at 86Jim Bakker co-founded The PTL Club with his then-wife Tammy Faye before being jailed for fraud and conspiracy. 000