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EllisonX

@ellisonx.bsky.social
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Long-time broadcast and cable tv professional, love springer spaniels, horses, BMW motorcycles, photography, biking, F1, Mt. Whitney, Yosemite, and generally being a thorn in the side of idiotic people. No DMs please.

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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 39m
that is one James Bond level bad ass watch.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 44m
they used to put little comics inside Capt Crunch boxes, too!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 9h
a Happy Saturday Good Morning from the Piney Woods Where It's Our Annual Celebration of the Quite Loathsome Spiro Agnew Resigning the Vice Presidency After Being Convicted of Tax Fraud...an Event Worthy of Dancing in the Streets & a Maypole Here & There, Too! Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, sort'a like OJ encouraging Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman to improve their knife attack avoidance skills
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did too, on long car trips, so I could see the gizmos underneath!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
these series of Miss Marple films with Rutherford are joyful romps!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hmmm...sort of makes you wonder WHY billionaires would care about restricting voting, doesn't it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Billionaires fund California ballot measure to make voters show ID at polls
Various out-of-state conservative donors have given millions of dollars to support California’s Proposition 39
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well, more Trumpfuckery good news today... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump immigrant purge could cut social security for Americans by $2,000 a year
New report on economic cost of anti-immigration campaign projects 8.6% reduction in retirement payments by 2034
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love it!!!!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a Happy Friday Good Morning from the Piney Woods Where We've Reached the Part Where Public Executions Begin & It Won't Be Long til Public Floggings & Witch Trials Join Them & We've Already HAD Gladiator Fights in Our Aren't You Entertained Last Days of Rome Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
will he have a banjo on his knee?
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just received the message my ballot has been accepted by the State of Calif...so yay!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm just waiting for Melania's upcoming accidental fall down a flight of stairs
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Nat'l Symphony are badasses...they wouldn't have stopped playing as the Titanic went down, those kickass devil would'a played all the way to the bottom, and then some
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can't wait til they start beheading people on live tv or hanging them from cranes....tell me when the US is 'great' again
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and somehow Gavin Newsom married this creature.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well, the good news is Stacy shouldn't have any trouble getting her job at the Dollar Store back
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well, at least it didn't hit the guy in the sombrero statue.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can still sing the Slinky song, too!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well, there goes any illusion the US is a civilized society
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a great double feature would be The Innocents with Eye of the Devil, one of David Niven's best films, both with Deborah Kerr
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fuck, with beer involved, Caine would'a done that commercial for free
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
holy crap, a pants shitting sleeping kid fucker and a Fembot in the Oval Office !!! @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh, we KNOW who they're working for...Putin
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
saw this on Reddit and it reminded a little too much of that Twilight Zone ep @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the 40 years was for murdering the dog
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they may be 'furious' but those dumb fucks STILL voted for Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Undistilled cheating’: Missouri voters furious in aftermath of Trump bid to rig electoral maps
State residents express anger at Republicans who allowed chaotic voting maps saga to unfold ahead of the midterms
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So who's gonna indict Trump for HIS torturing and murder of US citizens? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
theguardian.com
Nicolás Maduro and his wife indicted for alleged torture of US citizens
Ousted Venezuelan president and Cilia Flores have been in jail in New York since early January
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
before anyone feels TOO sorry for Christa Pike, you might recall she brutally murdered a woman, torturing her to death. Still doesn't make what the state did right, but we should never ever forget the victim, you know. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Christa Pike is ‘up and walking’ for first time after failed execution, lawyer says
Recovery marks a dramatic turnaround for Pike, who was declared brain dead after a botched execution in Tennessee
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
right back at ya...
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a Happy Thursday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods Where We've Awoken to Nat'l Fluffernutter Day & Now We're Huddled Up Busy Trying to Figure Out if We're Supposed to Fluff Our Own Nutters or Someone Else's. Safe Travels & Good Luck to Us All Today @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well, gas prices sure as fuck aren't coming down... Diesel is now over $8 a gallon Regular is JUST under $6 a gallon Premium is JUST under $7 a gallon isn't all this greatness wondrful!
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the truly sad part...there ARE people who believe that lie. Just today on Nextdoor, more than one person repeated that particular lie, along with about 10 others he spouts. If someone is THAT ignorant, how do you fight that?
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right back at ya....
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nepo Baby Upset Everyone Can See Through His Lies. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...
theguardian.com
David Ellison denies he has ‘politicized’ Skydance despite close Trump links
Ellison admits ‘good relationship’ with administration in remarks to reporters about newly merged media company
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ha, too late for THAT Susan...you sucked off Trump at every opportunity, so you know what...go fuck your concerned self. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Not exactly his favorite senator’: Susan Collins distances herself from Trump in Maine debate
Republican challenged by Democrat Troy Jackson in critical Senate race says she opposes Iran war and Canada tariffs
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well, you let a creep run for Governor.... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Republicans criticize Steve Hilton for ‘creepy’ innuendo-filled campaign ad
Hilton faces heavy backlash from within his own party for ‘Just Try It’ ad amid his longshot bid for California governor
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well, here's some uplifting news, anyway... www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
theguardian.com
Nobel prize in chemistry awarded for work on mirror-image molecules
Henri B Kagan and Kensō Soai awarded prize for discovery of nonlinear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a Happy Humpy Wednesday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods Where We're Still in Shock Over a Treasonous Kid Fucking Pants Shitting Grifter of an American President Telling Iran It's Ok to Take Out LA & San Diego; Why Isn't He Impeached & Jailed Already? Safe Travels @thelewisblack.bsky.social
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just put my post out today
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fuck ANY athlete who joins or advertises betting apps. Period.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I only wish he and Tammy Faye had died many many years earlier than they did.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like that scene in Trick R Treat when the kids show up at the bus driver's house.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey, maybe good ol' Nick can go volunteer to expose himself and see how it goes.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Barron also killed animals in the White House and has been engaging in insider trading.
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and more than a tad wonderful
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How is this pants shitting traitorous kid fucker sitting in the White House? How? I wish the US Military would wrap him up, fly his ass to Iranian airspace, slap a parachute on him, then drop his fat ass into Tehran. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Republican rebukes Trump for suggesting Iran could ‘take out’ LA or San Diego
Congressional candidate Jim Desmond says he ‘served to protect Americans, not write off American cities’
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EllisonX @ellisonx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's hopin' he discovered there IS a Hell and it's his and Tammy Faye's new home. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US televangelist Jim Bakker, disgraced from sex scandal and fraud, dies at 86
Jim Bakker co-founded The PTL Club with his then-wife Tammy Faye before being jailed for fraud and conspiracy.
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