Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Let them eat salt!” Seems a reasonable campaign slogan. 0100
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026By exclusive, CBS must mean “in a room with nobody other than CBS employees.” Maybe we need a Bari thesaurus to truly understand. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Transparency is not the same as availability to hear him. Lemme know when the media provide clarity. 0102
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Add “happy in their jobs” to the list of oxymorons (even if it might be true for a few). 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, this was well before the Red Sox existed, though we might think he would evolve into one. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Does the president think …” is an interesting construct, regardless of the rest of the sentence. 030
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still wanna see some “Oh, Schmitt!” headlines. 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If NY Post or Daily News don’t go with “Oh, Schmitt!” some of us will be greatly disappointed. 081
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Incredible fumble? More like he got slam-dunked on (in keeping with basketball theme rather than football). 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The phrase “Schmitt for brains” should be his lasting legacy. 073
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To avoid confusion, “Schmitt for brains” might suffice as a helpful reminder. 051
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On the bright (?) side, force-feeding often results in gagging, choking and vomiting. Not to mention regurgitation. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Access is all they crave as if it somehow validates their distorted view of media superiority. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Donald J. Trump Center for Performing Fascists seems apropos. 011
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well, that could be a shot in the arm for his football career. 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Are we sure that his tabloid newsroom is in the sky? 011
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pretty sure someone could make a bit of money — especially in the Kalamazoo area — by printing t-shirts emblazoned with “Western Michigan 12, Michigan 7.” 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It was a Hail Mary only if Mary was the Big Ten official who put one second back on the clock after time appeared to have run out. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026To see the difference between them would just be splitting hairs. Then again, maybe tRump was responding to all the folks who look forward to the day he would dye. 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trump’s Arch Enemies. Lovely name for a demolition company. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guessing Trump will add one more to his list of Arch enemies. Not to be confused with his list of archenemies (though there might be some overlap). 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Math might not be his strong suit. As if he has a strong suit (well, other than lying). 030
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m waiting for him to change the name of the Pacific Ocean to the Strait Out of Compton. 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Time for Jimmy Webb to come up with some new lyrics. 120
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And so I will laugh At this coffee gaffe. Next time try decaf; Cut those hours in half! 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You might be giving “organized” too much credit. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The poorer everyone else is the richer he feels (though it’s never rich enough because multibillionaires have more). 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ignorance is bliss with this administration. Either that or he’s a liar (one of many among tRump & Co.). 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Well, we can be fairly certain he wasn’t debriefed. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026With this administration it’s more like “get with the pogrom.” 040
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Well, she does seem like a roll model. OK, more roll than model, but still … 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be fair (and maybe balanced), intelligence can be confusing to a fair (and maybe unbalanced) number of GOP folks. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The president of the united states is lying to the country about [fill in the blank]. When is he not? 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You gotta hand it to the folks at Fox. Seems like at least someone there is masterdebating. Or something like that. 040
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hall of Fame worthy. And maybe someday Baez as well. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A terrible thing to say. About tapioca. And lemme know when you find a brain — functioning or otherwise — inside his orange-plated (though he would prefer gold-embossed) head. 110
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Waiting for the Fox segment wondering why the WNBA hasn’t issued a ban on players eating dogs and cats. You’d think with explosive diarrhea being a thing these days, the Fox folks wouldn’t be so full of … 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Gotta love the tRump administration’s definition of “shipshape” (though “shitshape” seems more accurate). 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wall Street does not equate to Main Street. Well, maybe 1929. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If there ever was a time for the music group Dire Straits to make a comeback, this is it. 020
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If ever there was a time for the music group Dire Straits to make a comeback, this is it. 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not sure they know where a definition of words could be found — especially if it’s in book form. 030
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Taylor Farms doing its best to make the term “full of shit” obsolete. Well, as a No. 2 definition. 000
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026(In the voice of Roy Scheider): “We’re gonna need a bigger prison.” 010
Elliott Harris @elliottharris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Iranians ought to build a Lego Strait of Hormuz Trump Tower to mollify him. 000