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Elliot 500

@elliot500.bsky.social
842 followers 93 following 5.8K posts

Artist, writer and musician. I'm nice to people who deserve it, but give karma to people who are shits. If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting. News of your pet dying? Muted.

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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 6h
Because it exposes them as vile assholes, so they gaslight it.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's still interesting to find out. It has nothing to do with connecting with people.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I posted this before I saw him carry it back.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Now this is a real man!
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have a look at a video tour of Reykjavik. 90% of the buildings are grey. In such a bleak place, you would have thought they'd introduce more colour.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, but that's the USA for you. The most corrupt country in the western world by about 100 times.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
1. Having an affair is shitty. 2. "Guiltmaxx" earns you 10 years in prison. 3. "I" is a fucking easy word to write.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prison*
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You sound like a really big man! (wanker!)
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A big reason for this is convincing the public that the property ladder is a thing and they need to be on it. We're supposed to always want more and treat our house as an asset before a home. This doesn't happen in other countries and they are a lot cheaper.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm interested to know what the job was. It if was something like veterinary surgeon or gardener, that would be quite odd.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And also "being anti-trans people makes you a fucking arsehole loser."
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finally! Everyone hates seeing buttons, don't they? 🤨 It would never move when they person moves, ether! 🤨
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't think that you know that some people have dark secrets. I'm sure we all thought Rolf Harris was a good bloke, but he wasn't really.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The worst thing is that this has now been normalised.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks for posting this with a phone or tablet. And no, we didn't read things like this.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This was not needed. Please talk to your friends about your feelings.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ask your friends how they're doing. Please.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had a fess published a few years ago about how I couldn't connect with my lifelong pals cos all they wanted to do was booze and take coke. I told them how I felt, turned out they thought the same and now we climb Munro's on Sundays. Lads, talk to your pals.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow. This is such a strong message to get out there. Thank you for telling us this. As a psychologist focusing on men's mental health, I couldn't agree more. 👍❤️
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh well, at least she succeeded in that situation.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
With the heads sticking out so you know where they are.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unlike in Bristol, where by now, every dickslap walks in the fucking road.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what I mean.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok genius, send a fly to another planet.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Try doing a "high one" with someone. It's ridiculously difficult!
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nor do they question the likelihood of flying saucers when every spacecraft launched is rocket-shaped for very basic reasons.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Essentially, other inhabitable planets are so far away, no living creature would either live long enough for the journey or survive the conditions of a lack of gravity, which would ruin the body.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like I always say, should've used Ketchup.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, but white foreigners are "different" to "brown" foreigners, aren't they? (A bit like blonds are different to brunettes - same logic.)
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this your first time on a computer?
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
-picture of Trump -See less like this -50 billion more pictures of Trump -thanks, but I don't want to know anything about the USA -500 trillion posts about the USA -ffs
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As in, they didn't do it last time they had the chance and they won't do it next time. All the fascists will be free, because if you didn't know, all American politics is highly corrupt. Yours, a non-American objective observer.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd bet all the money I have that they won't.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope this is the start of his shameful end!
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does that whiny fuck sing on it? I'm not going to give it a try if so. They'd probably be okay if they were an instrumental band.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He stills love it when people just can't stop talking about him. It's his fuel.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So you think that, like Labour, the Greens shouldn't actually speak the truth in case any fascists get offended? Sorry, George, but fuck that shit. I will never trust any party that doesn't say it like it is and sugar-coat things because they're getting bribed. It's not one or the other anyway.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks!
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The words of a true right-wing fucknut.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, but the slogan is true. That's exactly what Zionism is about.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really hope that "walk" is autocorrect doing its job.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And just so you know, Zionism IS racism. That's entirely what it's all about.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So you're saying that you should be allowed to have sex with the strippers, who for the most part don't even want to be doing that job? That's quite some male entitlement there, pal, and I suggest you think about what an arsehole you are. Have respect for women and leave them the fuck alone.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They do and they are making plans...
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's certainly the right nonce to represent Reform.
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the way forward. It takes a strong person to stand up against long-held stereotypes and say "I'll do what I like, actually."
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