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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

So i googled that guy whose neck did that to see how old he was when it happened, and... um, what

Google top stories banner in a search for charlie kirk, with the second being a censored video labeled "charlie kirk xxx village girl"

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Glad ive been mass filling even when not needed. Ominous tho.

CVS Pharmacy: [blank], due to limited supply, your Rx EST may take longer than expected.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 04/09/2026

Its big guess was Texas which fucj you random website. I grew up jn the light red area in GA, so it was somewhat accurate i gues.

Heat map of my dialect similarity to local dialects with texas, alaska and florida heavy red, with a gradient outward.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 31/08/2026

Was, uh, looking at random video games and uh... what

Amazon "you might also like" section with a swastika ring next to metaphor refantazio.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 07/05/2026

I dunno, uhhhhhh... Wachenröder? Profoundly mid (but not bad) Japanese only Saturn SRPG from the height of the genre.

Wachenröder cover art which is honestly just a drab coppery beige image of some anime style characters which are not remotely memorable

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 21/02/2026

#RandomGameSaturday FASELEI! for the NeoGeoPocket Color, fun little strategy RPG. Fun Fact: U.S. copies were produced but not actually released, only to do the usual "found in a warehouse" thing later, making it a rarity. (Though this is the far less rare Japanese release.)

The NGPC game Faselei, with box, manual, and inserts all laid out alongside the cart itself.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 14/02/2026

#RandomGameSaturday OG Japanese Dreamcast RE CV and its pretty red sleeve. No explanation needed for the game, but this sleeve is an absurd quality plastic that hasn't remotely cracked with age. (Now with fixed alt text)

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 05/02/2026

Nice argument, but I've already depicted you as Odo of Bayeaux

Tapestry of William the Conquerers half brother, Odo of Bayeaux. I don't know what to say to describe this other than he looks goofy as fuck. His eyes are wonky, his hands are radically different sizes, and I think his hips have been shattered and rebuilt like 40 times.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 29/01/2026

Google told me to order a kitty humidifier from CVS through UberEats. That's weird right?

Google search result for a search that was literally just "what humidity is considered dry" where it tried to sell me stuff and the first recommendation is a humidifier shaped like a kawaii cat thing

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 28/01/2026

First off, it is absolutely insane this article just accepts the premise RFK is good on food health because literally just food dyes. Second, guess who "others" who "believe" is. (Spoiler. It's Andrew Yang.)

Politico Headline: Republicans think RFK Jr. can help them in the midterms. Democrats worry that’s true.

Republicans believe that Kennedy’s focus on reforming America’s food has broad bipartisan appeal that can help the party hold Congress.

Still, others believe the party should be careful not to be too dismissive of Kennedy’s appeal, which helped Republicans in 2024.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 21/01/2026

Just found out the samsung keyboard has a waffle house mode

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 17/01/2026

Never done #RandomGameSaturday before so how about this, SFC Tengai Makyou Zero. Proud of the quality of the box some 30 years later, have a few imports for the SFC/SNES that survived the decades well.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 12/01/2026

Had to get a new phone, do i use the regular wallet app or the gay wallet app

2 icons, each for an apl just called Wallet. One has a blue background and like a pocket with 3 cards in it thay are purple, blue, and green. The other just looks like a minimalist pride flag.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 02/01/2026

Hi, I'm a secret unknown thing that no one will ever discover which caused liver cirrhosis

Screenshot of a tweet by Funkaar that says "Introduce yourself with what almost killed you."

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 19/12/2025

Man he was. You're the one that collapsed all context. And how is any of this "oppression olympics"? Nothing comparative was mentioned! Also, "oppression olympics" is some straight up right wing propaganda phrasing. Come the fuck on.

Democrat spent the entire 2024 campaign, trying to appeal to Republicans, rather than doing anything to motivate people to affirmatively vote for them. Throw trans kids under the bus, but show up with the hard-right racist homophobic Chaneys trying to appeal to three conservative guys in Iowa.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 07/12/2025

I dunno but it threw a good 30 "people also ask" questions at me, something ive only seen a few times before.

A massive list of google "people also ask" questions, the individual questions are mostly absurd.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 07/12/2025

I was curious about lava radioactivity so googled something like a child and instead of fun science facts i found a grim reminder of how AI word associations are legitimately insane and can take you some fucked places

Search for "can lava be radioactive" with a set of the google related "questions" shown including:
Did NASA find lava sharks?
What is the #1 deadliest shark?
What animal can survive a volcano?
And then the absolutely mind blowing, What are the sights before the rapture? and Where in the Bible does it talk about the earyh will be destroyed by fire?

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 16/11/2025

Crusader of Centy, the least known part of the Sonic canon.

Screenshot from crusader of centy, a weird zeldaish action rpg where you have animal friends, of a sandy beach area with sonic hedgehog chillin on a beach chair

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 08/11/2025

Discontinued...? Am i... am i time traveling?

A very much today screenshot of arbys website with the loaded Italian

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 08/11/2025

Therapist: Nendoroid Norman Reedus isn't real, he can't hurt you Nendoroid Norman Reedus:

Death stranding 2 norman reedus nendoroid. A super deformed style figure that has a face i honestly dont know how to describe. Its a scowling super deformed norman reedus and it looks very odd on what is traditionally a head shape used for anime characters

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 02/11/2025

That WSJ article is pure malfeasance on not knowing what the Rainbow Coalition actually is alone.

Screenshot of Google summary of the actual rainbow coalition, founded by Fred Hampton and Jose Jiminez in 1969. A "socialist political organization that united various marginalized groups in Chicago." More recently the strongest association is Jesse Jackson.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 23/10/2025

Why is everyone talking about modern AAA games when you can just play the Sega Saturn instead

"It's Burning Rangers." Over a picture of someone handing someone else the incredible Sega Saturn action game, Burning Rangers.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 18/10/2025

Why is she sad i would kill to be a 30 foot tall inflatable sex doll

A cropped version of the quoted image focusing on a inflatable balloon woman in Lingeries face. Her expression is weirdly depressed

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 18/10/2025

Played this first at freaking Epcot Center during a giant arcade expo thing they had going when I went there as a kid and bought every version of the games since.

Virtual On cockpit cabinet. Two chair cockpit setup, one red and one blue, with joysticks to mimic mech controls.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 12/10/2025

BUT LOOK AT IT, ITS SO SATISFYING. Im still trying to get a pixel perfect screenshot, so its also like a little game

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 02/10/2025

My transfusion was cancelled so i went to a nearby used book store and found something too weird to not buy. A factory sealed hardcover Tales of Xillia 2 strategy guide. It is totally worthless but also unique as hell, I love it.

Hardcover tales of Xillia 2 strategy guide cover

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 02/10/2025

Hey question what the fuck is this and why is it pete Davidson in a bad assassins creed cosplay

A... poster? For... Call Daty? Of god i dont even know, some ai slop dude that looks like pete davidson fucked up an assassin's creed cosplay

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 28/09/2025

I got this one from a person after she was screaming about the criticism of Jeffries was "depressing the vote" in a non-election year, these people have completely lost it

@odetteroulette.bsky.social

I'm standing up for my child against fools and Nazis. You're kissing Nazi ass for internet cred. I'm proud I'm standing up. I'm disgusted you're pointing fingers and clinging to racist bullshit.

September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 28/09/2025

This person, with literally the WORST BIO EVER, made an insane response to me saying "you cant be serious" to someone saying its cool if Jeffries does nothing, I'm laughing so hard.

Post by @vozderaquel.bsky.social

You're threatening violence against a Black Democrat on a public platform and you think others here aren't being serious?!

September 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM

Bird Nerd Loves Falling Leaves

@vozderaquel.bsky.social

1.5K followers 1.2K following 9.4K posts

Democratic, pro-Black people, coffee, birds, won't endorse Mamdani, disabilities, NO DSA/NAZIS. Zionist, LGBTQ+ friendly with a trans kidlet, makes all the good trouble plus loves movies and did I say birds? Yes, birds. #HarrisWalz Go Democrats!

Joined Nov '24

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 30/08/2025

Wait, I have a legitimately good one. The Burrowers. It's civil war western Tremors with Clancy Brown.

The poster for the Burrowers. It shows 4 men riding horses in the distance as the sun sets, while closer in perspective is a human skull slightly buried in the dirt.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 28/08/2025

Thank you trillion dollar scam industry that is choking the life out of everything, very helpful

An uber eats entry for Carbonated Soft Drink (an actual menu item which i think is Ramune knowing this restaurant) with the super useful description "Fizzy and refreshing drink.", and note the description is generated by AI.

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Ellie, Isekai Sommelier @ellieprobably.northsky.social · 23/08/2025

Expecting the block. Or hell, I might go ahead and do it.

From her campaign maybe, but not from political discourse. "He/him" and gender/ID issues were everywhere, and Dems got associated with issues that isn't that critical to the average voter. Even a hyper commersial platform like Tinder added a pronoun-selector to users' profiles.

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