Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When your CEO has barely exchanged 10 sentences with you - but you're the cause for everything bad in the company. But only since the last "scapegoat" left. Who was also female, of course. How to tell me you're a misogynistic POS without saying you're a misogynistic POS. 010
Reposted by Elliepurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Just a little gentle reminder for anyone who might need it today. 🤍 8552163
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Also, why is it so difficult to make friends as an adult? Feels like in kindergarten it was much easier. You shared a snack or stickers, and off you went. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The "joys" of having platonic crushes means that you really, really want to get to know someone and be their friend ... just to then be totally awkward and blow it. Doesn't help that I have an anxiety disorder and texting can be a huge stress factor.static.klipy.comClumsy Golden Retriever Puppy's First StepsAlt: Clumsy Golden Retriever puppy falling up the stairs 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Depressive episode was confirmed, therapy was recommended. So, I'll either cough up 600 per month for therapy, or hope my health insurance will reimburse me. May have to start praying to any listening deity... 220
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Your girl's got an appointment with her old therapist. Gotta pay out of pocket for that one, but it's well worth it. 000
Reposted by Elliepurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Wishing you a gentle April 🐾🤍 141528404
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I'd like to tell HR to go fuck themselves. What's corporate speak for that? 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Go into IT, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Until you have breaking changes in your framework. And the locally published lib doesn't get pulled. Inhale. Exhale. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"If all it took was a colleague gifting you a mini-orchid, I would've gotten you a plant for your office way earlier." 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Damn me and my "I don't need a reminder" attitude, just to be 30 minutes early for my bank appointment. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The only upside of getting up this early is seeing the sun rise. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Thinking about rebooting a personal Instagram account. If you're interested, come and find me here: www.instagram.com/schusselblume 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 21/03/2026As a kid, your daily nap was the worst thing that could happen. Now I understand dad, mum, and grandma who took naps frequently. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You know you have a problem when your manager writes: "Let's talk about the hours of overtime you have and how to get rid of them." Well, apparently, starting next week, I don't have a 5-day week again until end of June. (There were also vacation days left from '25. Oops.) 010
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Reading "Wordslut" by Amanda Montell makes me realise how much I miss linguistics, gender studies, social studies and sociolinguistics. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026When you're about to meet with a friend you haven't seen in more than 6 months:media.tenor.coma small dog is sitting on a tiled floor in a kitchen with a blue object in its mouth .Alt: A puppy is sitting on a tiled floor in a kitchen. It's apparently quite excited, because his front paws are making what's known as "tippy taps" (moving quickly, as if it were running). 011
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 09/03/2026On that note: I sometimes wonder if my anxiety disorder came with built in OCD tendencies. 010
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Dear me, a voucher for a bookstore is meant to be spent on books. That means that you can buy a book with said voucher. You don't need to "wait and see if you'd like another book more". Wanting a book now is reason enough. 010
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 21/02/20263:50 - a car transporter on our cul-de-sac street, right in front of my bedroom window. 9:50 - fire department sweeping sand with police joining My inner Nosey Nelly is unhappy that she doesn't know what happened. The rest of me is grumpy because I couldn't fall back asleep until 5:30. 000
Reposted by Ellie💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 17/02/2026Very good advice for when you really wanna do a thing, but are afraid. <3 3151761819
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Can you become a professional purrito? I'd like to apply. 000
Ellie @elliekitty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Manager: "There is no problem." Me: "There is no war in Ba Sing Se." 000