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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does this mean I watch too much TV or not enough? 🤔 Red - Haven’t seen Yellow - Saw part/most of Green - Actually fucking watched it all

My watch list of the NYT 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This might be the last time this #NFL season I can wear this shirt in public. I’m taking advantage of the #Jets being 1-0.

Me in a Jets jersey before it’s too embarrassing to wear it in public

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’m not sure what these three are looking at, but all the “whoa,” “wow,” and “incredible” while staring blankly into space reminds me a lot of me and my friends in high school on a Friday night. #BB28 🍺🪴

Barrett, Dee, and Angela staring out into space on #BB28

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Anyone struggling to find any sympathy? Just me? #BB28

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Excuse me? 4 nephews. They get gifts for birthdays, Easter, Halloween, graduations, and sometimes because we walk past something in Target. And not one of those little freeloaders or their disrespectful parents thought to mention Lesbian Aunts Day? 🧐🤨 I will be reevaluating everyone’s inheritance.

GLAAD sign for Lesbian Aunts Day on July 13th

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Happy #BB28 season! May your alliances be strong, your blindsides be entertaining, and your favorites survive at least one week before disappointing you. And when it gets messy, remember: We can argue about game moves without acting like the houseguests personally ruined our lives. #bbsky

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Nephew was asleep. My sister tells him to come downstairs because his aunt is leaving soon. He understood the assignment. I remember being a teenager and needing to sleep most of the afternoon.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Concerts when you’re older hit differently. I’m tired, my sister’s knees hurt, my throat is scratchy. Totally worth it!

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Happy BonJovi Day to those that celebrate

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Has anyone actually tried this? I want to. Maybe if I go to my local Target, I’ll see Trinity there and I can ask her. Love that my favorite is from the area. #LoveIslandUSA

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

So do I leave it in the box because it will be worth millions one day or can I put the Messi Lego together?

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If anyone needs me, I can be found here. My goal is to convince @icehouze.bsky.social family to join me in my shenanigans. Icee is in charge of the rest of my decisions today. I won’t be held responsible.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Me after an awful day: I need an Oreo McFlurry. McDonald’s: Say less. I wasn’t expecting some assembly required. Was I supposed to be mixing the Oreos in myself?

What McDonald’s says an Oreo McFlurry is supposed to look like

What I got from McDonald’s when I asked for an Oreo McFlurry

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If I think about all the notes to friends that I wrote that way.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I’ve heard great things about Theo of Golden by Allen Levi so that’s what I’m reading next. 💙📚 #booksky

Book cover of Theo of Golden by Allen Levi

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

To my LGBTQ+ friends: May you be supported, loved, accepted, & surrounded by people who let you be yourself. To our allies who show up, speak up, & stand with us: thank you. We notice. If you’re still figuring it out, that’s ok too. There’s room for you here. Now go be gay and stay hydrated. 🏳️‍🌈

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

One of my favorite hobbies is throwing out opinions I KNOW will get people worked up just to see how passionately they argue. Saying “Clifford was a great movie” has genuinely offended people. Some of my best friendships were built on me encouraging people to make fun of me for my terrible opinions.

Cover of Clifford movie with Martin Short, Mary Steenburgen, and Charles Grodin. (It really was a cute movie.)

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

When we say we’re finally redoing the office, that means my Lego sets get to go back on shelves, right? Or maybe they have their own dedicated shelving now? #Adulting

A part of my desk with some of the Lego sets and other random stuff on my desk.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sometimes I forget to tell the people who make my life enjoyable how much I appreciate them. So thanks for being here bloomfs, for making me laugh, for letting me yap, and for helping this little corner of the internet feel safe. Don’t ever change.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Current mood. Considering moving to Poguelandia. 😭 #OuterBanks

My Outer Banks T-shirt of the Poguelandia flag

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Just to be clear, when I ask for whipped cream, I shouldn’t be able to identify what’s underneath it. I want the dessert equivalent of being buried alive 🍜 🍽️

There’s a slice of pie and some strawberries in there somewhere

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Future me at work tomorrow… 🎵 I’m too sexy for this job 🎶 Too sexy for this job 🎵 So sexy it hurts 🎶

Right Said Fred meme with Too Sexy on the bottom

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Macaulay Culkin and Richard Blais look like they could be related and nobody would question it.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Did you walk into the upside down and wind up in Henry Creel’s worst memory cave?

Vecna’s worst memory cave in Stranger Things where Holly and Max are hiding.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Let’s be honest, I come to visit my whole family but really I’m here for my nephew. Any chance I get to watch him play soccer is the highlight of the trip

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I’m the worst lesbian on the planet because I had no idea. Cheers to those who choose to celebrate.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Why are bathroom signs still a person in a dress or a person in pants? It feels outdated. If we can’t be adults & agree on all gender restrooms, can we just use words instead? These symbols are relics, like fax machines.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

My morning is off to a strong start. Finally caught the purple eyeliner I’ve been wanting to try before it sold out like it usually does when I get the alert that it’s in stock again, and there was a $3 coupon waiting for me. It really is the little things. I should meditate more often.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

This poor kid was trying to nap and every few minutes someone tapped him like “what are you doing?” What did it look like? He was trying to NAP.

Our nephew just trying to take a post dinner nap.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Her love language is acts of service, specifically when it comes to #food. She makes me dinner, brings home my favorite Easter candy… meanwhile my love language lately is hormonal chaos. Fair, right? 🫣

Nearly impossible to find Reese’s pieces eggs

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Idk who kicked off this Dubai chocolate trend but I’m fully in. It’s way better than the fried egg on everything and chili crisp era that refused to leave us alone.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Follow up: are they exempt from the “melts in your mouth. It in your hands” promise?

My hand dyed from the teal peanut butter m&ms eggs

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

What are the chances that you reach in to grab a handful and this happens?

Bag of peanut butter m&ms eggs with teal eggs in hand

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Listened to Last Rites by Ozzy Osbourne on audio and even though he didn’t narrate it, Ian Danter really captured his voice. If you’re a fan, it’s absolutely worth reading. #booksky 📚💙

Book cover of Ozzy Osbourne’s Last Rites

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Apparently “splitting the G” is a thing and I had never heard of it until tonight. Now I’ve heard about it approximately 47 times while our very sweet birthday friend kept getting close. I have faith she might get there this evening.

Guinness beer with some drank out of it in an attempt to “split the G”.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

There’s something about Christina Applegate that just feels so real. Her memoir You With the Sad Eyes is raw and vulnerable in a way that’s relatable. It’s a reminder that what we see on screen is only part of the story. There’s always more behind it. 💙📚 #booksky

Christina Applegate’s memoir cover of You With the Sad Eyes.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I’m currently reading Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis #booksky 💙📚 Decades ago my sister was going to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. I thought the only song they had was Under the Bridge. She rattled off all the songs I knew but didn’t know were theirs. Now we joke that they’re one hit wonders 😂

Cover of Scar Tissue autobiography by Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

8? But 5 if you force me to pick one.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Look at this fossil we found tucked away in some random drawer. I sometimes miss phones that slid open and had actual keyboard buttons. Apple needs to revisit this. Give me something like a Razr or Galaxy but make it iPhone level good. I want tactile nostalgia with Face ID.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

When you find someone who buys both Peanut Butter M&M eggs and Reese’s Pieces eggs because you love them both and suggests they’ll be more fun mixed in the same candy bowl, you keep them forever. That’s someone who gets you.

Empty bags of Peanut Butter M&M eggs and Reese’s Pieces eggs

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

If you’re in the mood for an emotional biography and don’t mind a longer read, I highly recommend Robin by David Itzkoff. It’s not a light, highlight-reel of Robin Williams’ comedy, but a deeply human look at his life from childhood through his final days. 📚💙 #booksky

Cover of David Itzkoff’s book about Robin Williams titled “Robin”

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Does this count because I’m so good with Kristen being my therapist.

Book cover of Kristen Kish’s memoir Accidentally on Purpose.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

My hold for Accidentally on Purpose just came through and for the first time in my life I will NOT be speeding up an audiobook. 10.5 hours at 1.0x because I deserve my full, unhurried time with Kristen Kish narrating her book. No rushing this read. 💙🍜📚 #booksky #food

Cover of Kristen Kish’s memoir “Accidentally on Purpose”.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Are anti-fatigue mats behind the bar not standard? Standing on tile for hours feels like service-industry 101 in how to wreck your staff’s bodies. I don’t wanna be all “hey TGIFridays, take care of your people,” if I’m being dramatic… but it seems like a no-brainer. #food 🍜

Picture of the floor at the TGIFridays at MIA airport showing lack of anti-fatigue mats behind the bar.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Second time in Tortola and I’m asking the same question… could I just move to the BVI and be happy? Would this fix my brain chemistry? We could always consider coming back when the real life Handmaid’s Tale era wraps up.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Reading Devil’s Knot. It’s sad, frustrating, and further proof that our justice system is flawed. Please read it if you enjoy #TrueCrime. #BookSky 📚💙

Devil's Knot: The True Story of the West Memphis Three is a 2002 true-crime book by Mara Leveritt that investigates the 1993 murders of three young boys in West Memphis, Arkansas, and the controversial conviction of three teenagers—Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelley—who became known as the West Memphis Three. Leveritt argues the convictions were driven by a "Satanic panic" and a flawed investigation, despite a lack of physical evidence, and the book details the "witch-hunt atmosphere" of the trials, the defendants' release in 2011, and the ongoing questions about the case.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I’ve been hanging out on my library’s waitlist for the audiobook of Kristen Kish’s memoir and I’m somehow still like four weeks away. So no Kristen Kish narrating my vacation vibes. I don’t love this for me. #Booksky 💙📚

Book cover of Kristen Kish’s memoir titled Accidentally on Purpose.

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Elle @ellev1122.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Maybe he’s channeling his inner Anne Burrell.

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