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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you realize you couldn’t have showered because it would deactivate the ammonium thioglycolate.

elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mamdani out here getting looks from Trump that are usually reserved for girls who can’t legally be transported over state lines.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You're misunderstanding what happened. They weren't kicked out. The press secretary had woot canaw, and they just couldn't understand her. Josh will brief and sort it all out. It's going to work so well.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can't accidentally do this much Nazi shit.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The tell that Mitch is impaired is that he is smiling without having recently kicked a puppy.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Mamdani is Henry Winkler. El-Sayed is the Fonz.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The Roddenberry estate should sue Trump for copyright infringement.

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Star Trek

ALT: Star Trek

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just texted my mom who got out of the hospital yesterday to see if she needed food or groceries. No answer. Texted again. No answer. Called. Voicemail. She called me back. “I don’t want you to be mad but I went out with my friend.” MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, WOMAN.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Pretty brave to share a picture with both your family and your mistress.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Hey @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social: do you think Missing in America will do a segment on Mitch McConnell?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Um, why would Olive Garden ask me for ID? I’m family.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Expectation versus reality.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A statement from Lindsey Graham’s housekeeper: “I never wear shoes because they make me fall down.”

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

For some reason, I thought you might want to see this dog.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m at the restrooms. I’m at the buffet. I’m at the combination restrooms buffet.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Um, the West Wing already had a logo and doesn’t need your trashy, gold-plated, abuse of taxpayer dollars, casino magnate wannabe letters.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Teddy Roosevelt chose the bear.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I feel like Trump has gravely misunderstood what Roosevelt meant by bully pulpit.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

You know what is less of a drain on resources than appealing a (twice confirmed) judgment to the Supreme Court? Not being a violent predator.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It was the Great AMERICAN State Fair. Not AMERICANSSSS. Obviously it was for one, single, great American. Just one. The turn out of 12 actually far exceeded projections. You just don’t have the best words enough to understand the name. Duh.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

JD Vance saw the arch and muttered “Helllllo nurse” under his breath.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The arch was fabricated out of whatever materials were used to construct JD Vance’s face.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

How did I hit an age and forget how to sleep while having arms?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Imagine where we could be if those fucking chads hadn’t decided to hang.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The truth is that Mitch McConnell has been dead the whole time and we’ve just been Haley Joel Osment all along.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I am just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking for some precedented times.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Is McConnell not seeking reelection because he’s dead?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

State Fairs are supposed to cause disappointment from rigged games and food poisoning, not… whatever that was.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Your job doesn’t actually start until you find the colleague you can talk shit with.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

JD Vance looks like he’s wearing a face on top of his face.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Usha is now being evaluated for necrotizing fasciitis of the knee.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Vance, looking down during the clip with Usha: Nice legs. Usha: Aw, thanks. Vance: What? Oh. Sorry. Forgot you were there.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Vance almost missed his attempt at a playful swat because he was too busy making eyes at the chair.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Is this as funny as I think it is?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day to the algae, which has shown better organizational skills and capacity for unifying the electorate than the inept horses ass that caused it.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My mom was a phlebotomist 40+ years ago. When her nurse came to her hospital room to do labs, she asked my mom to teach her. This woman probably takes labs 20 times a day. She did not need help. She knew giving her something to do would make her feel capable and help her get better. Nurses, man.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

A doctor, a lawyer, a Master of Library Science and a Secretary of State show up in support of their friend’s husband.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

After yesterday, the walls in the dining room of the White House are definitely covered in ketchup.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Also important to note that, even as a completely inclusive event that welcomes all people (as it should), the opening of the Obama Presidential Center is still substantially less homoerotic than any other events celebrating presidents in the last week.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The opening of the Obama Presidential Center is the greatest celebration of any president that we have had in easily the last week. Nothing has happened in the last week that even comes close.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

People at the ER just asked my mom to sign a form disclosing her US citizenship. I told her not to answer and told them to shove their form. ✌🏼

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

So did the guy that made the Michelle Obama comment get knocked out? If not, can he?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Hosting a cage match for your 80th birthday is definitely not queer at all.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My car does this weird thing where it locks when I get in and the mirrors turn in. I have to get out and relock it, sometimes several times, to get the mirrors to pop out. This went on for a very long time today before I realized my 7-year-old was inside locking it every time I unlocked it. 😤

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Do they grease the light poles in NYC?

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Knicks are to good orange as ________ is to bad orange.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I spend so much of my current life muttering “Bartlet would never.”

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My husband would not let me name our dog Mitch, but no one can deny the resemblance.

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elletwo @elletwo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hospital getting miserable care from Mitch McConnell.

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