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Ellen

@ellenff.bsky.social
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I voted for her. Twice. Fluent in cursing. Can’t post a cohesive thread for shit. I have many questions, and look forward to excellent, respectful discourse with good people.

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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Johnson would be just as effective in congress as a lawn guy as he is as Speaker of the House.
“Speaker Johnson floats leaving to start lawn business.”
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even Google can’t answer if Mitch McConnell can speak.
Google cannot answer if Mitch McConnell can speak.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Along with Gulf of America. A real man pays taxes to the country that allowed him to achieve his wealth. Man-children play buffoonish billionaire games while jerking each other off and fucking over our democracy for their own amusement.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Birds of a feather…
Photo of Russell Brand who became a religious fanatic after admitting to fucking girls under 18.Photo of Jared Leto, who has yet to be convicted of fucking girls under 18.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I beg to differ.
Screenshot of Spelling Bee in NYT games app telling me CHODE is not in their word list.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sunday morning song from the Northern House Wren.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Time to change my AccuWeather app Fucking hell!
Photo of the GULF OF MEXICO in the AccuWeather app, calling it the gulf of america.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Trump idolizes Putin From July 30, 2024
From July 30, 2024
The Washington Post
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Have babies for Russia: Putin presses women to embrace
patriotism over feminism
Story by Robyn Dixon, Francesca Ebel, Natalia Abbakumova •
3h
MOSCOW - Vladimir Putin, who has long cultivated an aura of machismo as
Russia's strongman leader, is enlisting women to grow Russia's population through childbirth and to rebuild his nation as a great power steeped in traditional family values - a campaign that is eroding equal rights and protections, human rights advocates
and Russian feminists say.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
From July 30, 2024. Trump idolizes Putin.
From July 30, 2024
The Washington Post
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Have babies for Russia: Putin presses women to embrace
patriotism over feminism
Story by Robyn Dixon, Francesca Ebel, Natalia Abbakumova •
3h
MOSCOW - Vladimir Putin, who has long cultivated an aura of machismo as
Russia's strongman leader, is enlisting women to grow Russia's population through childbirth and to rebuild his nation as a great power steeped in traditional family values - a campaign that is eroding equal rights and protections, human rights advocates
and Russian feminists say.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
From July 30, 2024. Trump idolizes Putin.
An article from The Washington Post, July 30, 2024

By Robyn Dixon, Francesca Ebel and Natalia Abbakumova
MOSCOW — Vladimir Putin, who has long cultivated an aura of machismo as Russia’s strongman leader, is enlisting women to grow Russia’s population through childbirth and to rebuild his nation as a great power steeped in traditional family values — a campaign that is eroding equal rights and protections, human rights advocates and Russian feminists say.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Turtles enjoying the sunshine on a rock in a lake.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We have the dumbest country.
Snippet from an article from The Sun:

Kid Rock has been a vocal supporter of Trump since endorsing him in 2016.
"I'm digging Donald Trump," he told Rolling Stone at the time. "My feeling: Let the business guy run it like a business. And his campaign has been entertaining as s**t."
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
LOL…
Liberal wins first major
2025 statewide
battleground election in race turned into Trump-Musk referendum
Outside money from Elon Musk, George Soros, others flooded into Wisconsin's election, making it the most expense court race in US history
By Paul Steinhauser, Charles Creitz• Fox News
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A PHOTO OF THE WILDLY INEPT SUSAN COLLINS, LOOKING C O N C E R N E D ! ! !
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not to fret!!! It’s “just a visit!” Why does anyone expect the truth when all we hear are blatant lies?
Elon Musk is expected to visit the Pentagon today at the invitation of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. A Pentagon spokesperson said the tech billionaire was “just visiting.” However, a report in The New York Times said Musk would be briefed on the US military’s top-secret plan for any potential war with China during his visit. In a late night post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump denied that claim. The visit comes as the Pentagon, encouraged by Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, considers major cuts to the top of the military in an effort to embrace the Trump administration’s push to shrink the federal government.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bea Arthur, my little loaf.
Photo of the beautiful tabby kitty cat, Bea Arthur.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Now we know he wishes he *was* the couch.
Rubio on the couch next to Vance the couch fucker.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It really is so wild how he outright unhinged bold-faced LIED for the win so the GOP could destroy our country and the bulk of MAGA are still ALL IN.
From DJT, posted Nov 3, 2024 

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.
Kamala's inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices-and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000
dollars a year.
I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!
12:23 AM • Nov 3, 2024 • 64.2M Views
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
$$$$$ has turned patriots to traitors. Lining their own pockets and amassing generational wealth for their own families with a few NO votes, piece of cake! It could be shameful, buuuuut…
Elon Musk wants to save Western civilization from empathy.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Wide-eyed kitty cat, ready to attack.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Amateurs
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I miss Gilbert!
Pic of me with Gilbert Gottfried
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Dick is also a very fun movie!
Promotional photo for the movie, Dick.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Bea Arthur practices for her upcoming 16th birthday portrait.
Photo of my cat, Bea Arthur, sitting.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Photo of Wallace Shawn with hilarious text saying he emerges as frontrunner to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Where’s Giraldo?
Image of Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone’s empty vault on live television.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Waiting for Bea Arthur to forgive me for going away this weekend.
Photo of my cat, who is mad at me.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Yes. I felt the same way she did and took the same shot to share the emotions I could not quite put into words.
Sarah Sherman experiencing CherSarah Sherman experiencing Cher.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not surprising. TRUMP IDOLIZES PUTIN
MOSCOW — Vladimir Putin, who has long cultivated an aura of machismo as Russia’s strongman leader, is enlisting women to grow Russia’s population through childbirth and to rebuild his nation as a great power steeped in traditional family values — a campaign that is eroding equal rights and protections, human rights advocates and Russian feminists say.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My girl Bea Arthur turns 16 in March, too!!!
Picture of my cat. 
Text: My girl Bea Arthur turns 16 in March, too!!!
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
One week after DOGE was given access to our treasury… Does ANYONE have the power and the IMMEDIACY required to stop this lightning-speed attack from within of our institutions? Words are moot and ineffective. Lawsuits drag. TICK. FUCKING. TOCK!
DOGE officials have been granted administrative access to CFPB systems, including content management system, back-end systems for the bureau’s website and the active directory of personnel, the source told CNN.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hide and seek #Caturday
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Bea Arthur wishes everyone a very happy #Caturday.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Putin’s life’s work is complete. He has won.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Nope.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
…or worse…
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Two weeks in and Putin is in charge of the US Treasury. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Fuck that guy.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Fuck that guy.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Bea Arthur is a fan of shoes and the boxes they come in.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ukraine isn’t having it.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The patriarchy is the problem.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Just placing this here.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Making the bed will have to wait.
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This woman is my hero. May my own mental strength equal her brute force these next four years. American women need to UNITE against douchebag bros and the patriarchy. FAFO!
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Ellen @ellenff.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I mean…
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