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@elleirgab.bsky.social
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elle/she ‘03 | Québec, QC elleirGab vous souhaite la bienvenue au elleir à Gab! elleirGab welcomes you to elleir’s Gab!

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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've regretted going to the bathroom mid-movie multiple times but i've NEVER regretted holding my pee in for two hours. it's a worthy sacrifice
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sit for Primetime rn, two girls chatting behind me, 1 asks the other what the guy's name is, 2 answers Robert Patterson, 1st one asks Pattinson or Patterson? i hear a very confident "Patterson, p-a-t-t-e-r-s-o-n". i bit my tongue to prevent saying anything. they'll find out soon enough
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
more boys play video game because they have more time to do so (no skincare/makeup routine, etc) and they have more money to buy them (wage gap, harder working, etc)
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you used to be able to google any timezone and it would instantly show you the locally converted time, now it shows you the conversion for an entirely different timezone i don't live in, or it explains to me what timezones are like i'm five. GREAT JOB GOOGLE!
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just realized the north american east coast total solar eclipse from 2 years ago i was in the path of but totally skipped out on was the first and last that’ll happen where i live *in my entire possible lifetime*. and i SKIPPED OUT ON IT????!!!?!!!!!??!!!?? AM I FUCKING STUPID!??????!!!!?!???????
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GTA RP is genuinely SO incredible and awesome and engaging and fun
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's not just me, right? this is some of the most harrowing dysphoria venting drawings i've ever seen. the sixth one in particular, i feel like i know that feeling to a fucking T. it's incredibly meaningful to me that she would share this. and then i was right to be scared to look at the replies!
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i’ve learned anything about GTA Online development and its reuse of assets, it’s that interiors are the hardest fucking thing to make ever, apparently x.com/affmalyt/sta...
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i haven’t been in downtown québec city in idk how long, maybe a year or two, and sooo many things have changed ;o; a part of me can’t help but be a bit sad i’m missing so much of how my hometown is growing up, i can’t wait to move back :(
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sometimes i wonder if i'm actually truly charismatic (despite not really trying to) or if people just gravitate towards me because i'm trans and they wanna score personal woke points by treating me like i'm automatically awesome even if i'm obnoxious or annoying or i get naked and shit on the floor
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got all sweaty at the very beginning of a very long day award
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got told by some well-meaning teachers that my act of transitionning is way more brave than i realize/think about. really got me thinking. i'm not offended or anything, but i never for a second felt particularly brave about the whole thing?
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the gta 6 artists had like 8 years of dev time on their hands so they prolly made like 13 thousand loading screens or sumn judging from all the different but similar promo art
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gta 6 mentionned in south park already lmaoooooo
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i fucking hate those Every X Frame In Order accounts that choose to just post a single frame per second of footage!!!!!!! just call it Every Second In Order or own up to the task at hand and make it last 12 years you cowards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
three years ago i bought a 2TB SATA SSD for 150 canadian dollars plus taxes. today i was curious to check out how much it costs now! A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!???!??!??!?!?!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??????????????????!????!?!?!!!!!????????!?!??!!??!!??!!??!!!!???!?
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
new bill wurtz song and music video!!!!!!!!!!! the visuals were so fucking cool! a buuuunch of new cool interesting techniques on show! shoutout bill!
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gamers hate motion blur/depth of field/chromatic aberration/film grain because they only notice and share bad, ugly implementations of it, never the tasteful good ones, so they think it can only look like shit
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know hrt REALLY works because it made me switch to an iphone
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the two worst feelings in the world are liking someone more than they like you and someone liking you more than you like them
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i only very occasionally sweat a lot at night, but if i wash my bedsheets it’s guaranteed to happen before the week’s done
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there's a half chance your buddy's plex media server has poster art like this
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unreasonably happy about rhea seehorn and vince gilligan finally winning emmys!!!!!!!!!!! award shows are good when the team i'm rooting for wins
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bluesky RULES because if you shout out someones that means a lot to you that’s on here, there’s a solid chance you get acknowledged within the day :’)
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just realized it's now been roughly A DECADE since I first questioned my gender!?!?!?!? It started when @upandoutcomic.bsky.social began posting autobiographical comic strips on Twitter that became increasingly intriguing to me, for some then-mysterious reason. Forever thankful to Julia for that 🙏
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve charged my decade-old electric toothbrush in 2 years now and it’s somehow still going! Bluesky (abbreviated as Bsky) is an American microblogging social media service. Users can share short posts containing text, images, and videos.[10] It is owned by Bluesky Social PBC, a benefit
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i would be allllllll over A Weird Game About Sausage if it wasn't for the fact that's it's a shameless copy of the mobile game Bacon - The Game, which i beat the shit out of asap many many many years ago
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hearing great stuff about Sabrina Impacciatore's performance as Esmeralda in season 2 of The Paper, and it makes me soooo glad! not only was she already fucking Great with a capital G in season 1, but I heard her in the Office Ladies podcast talk about how
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
listening to ear licking asmr on twitch during school idgaffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writing $1M Performances $2M Gameplay $25M Photorealism $5000M QA $5M Localisation $2M someone who is good at Making Video Games please help me budget this. my studios are dying
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this secretary course at this vocational school is already pretty great at teaching me how to properly look busy and engaged while wasting time, an essential skill for the work that will await me
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
there was a name i didn’t recognize in my facebook friends, so after deeper investigation, it turns out a second bisexual guy from my high school LGBTQ+ group has turned into a beautiful woman
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it going to happen today? Probably not. But it’s definitely going to happen some day, and with each day I survive that day draws nearer
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when they FINALLY make a folding phone without cutting back on the camera system, i'll fully wanna get one. for now they all look cool but compromised. and also costs thousands of dollars
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that iPhold opening animation thing is fucking with my brain, how the fuck did they do that. no way it looks that good IRL
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
> looking for weather predictions on the weather app > ask meteorological scientists if today's gonna be wet or dry > they play coy and say "10% chance of precipitations" > i check another weather app > they laugh and say "it's fine weather we're having, miss" > i go out on my bike > it's wet
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
t minus one hour before i finally eat another slice of the famed Costco Pizza
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
one of the best proof i have for the theory that technology connections is trans is that i just saw a random comment on reddit theying him for no reason
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they should make idiocracy 2 and it's just the exact way everyone on earth dies compressed into two hours. now THAT would be prophetic
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
steve did his job... and tim cooked! but now it's john's turnus 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like and subscribe
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the costco poutine isn’t too bad, but unfortunately it’s nothing too crazy either. a slice of grease pie would’ve been half the price and way better. you live you learn ✌️ 😌
A Costco poutine, a couple of bites inA more up-close Costco poutine
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
is it okay to eat boogers and dead skin behind/in my ear and mayhaps a scab after i brush my teeth or will i get cavities from it
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
watched Searching (2018) again today and it fucking ruled
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
either rockstar refused to design a fake phone that's all screen post iphone x style, or they're teasing it for late game high-end unlocks (it's gonna take slightly better pictures on snapmatic)
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
someone’s umbrella fucking sucks apparently
A clear plastic umbrella in a public trashcan with its handle and broken bits of the wireframe poking out
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
new gta 6 leak set in a small game store is making me unreasonably smiley, that shit looks sooooo detailed and sooooo god woawoaowaowaw
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
been listening to the Breaking Bad insider podcast for the past month or two, and I swear Vince Gilligan has said “six-seven” at least like five times
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A screenshot of a Tweet of mine, quote-retweeting someone.

The original post by @PhysicsHawk says “Penultimate is my second favorite word.” My quote-tweet says “what is it about the word penultimate that makes almost everyone 1) think it's some fancy schmancy expression that only Really Smart And Fancy People use and 2) unable to remember the proper, extremely simple definition (second to last)”
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
now referring to the costco slice of pizza the Folder because it is positively impossible to eat that shit without folding it up
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elleirGab @elleirgab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
all the leaked gta 6 gameplay is just of beating people to death for no reason... this is gonna set back the gaming community DECADES 💔
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