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bubbe yaga

@ellearmageddon.bsky.social
20K followers 1.5K following 25K posts

i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here. ngl.link/armageddon1312 don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 9h
my kingdom for robust and enjoyable public transit infrastructure, and not just because i don’t want a kingdom in the first place!
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 10h
i’m so happy for you! i love a nice train journey so much. 🥹
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i don’t think emma is going to be stopped by mere math, i’m afraid it’s a good thing she’s so stinkin’ cute
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
like she’s possessed by the ghost of a sickly victorian orphan 🥰
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
absolutely incredible that i have all the labour burden of living alone, yet still get to experience “cannot do laundry, roommate is using the dryer.” what a time to be alive!
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this cat has never once encountered a task that requires zero cats and thought to herself, “… i’ll just stay out of the way this time.”
emma goldman, a small black cat, stares at the camera from inside a clothes dryer. her eyes are very big and round and gold, and only her head and shoulders are visible. she is clearly uninterested in moving.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
weren’t* interested, darn it
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it’s not easy… but it’s worthwhile.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i appreciate it, and i wouldn’t have bothered saying anything if i didn’t think you were interested in growing i *will* add, 12 is old enough to have the hard conversation about “sometimes, we give up things we like because they hurt people we care about,” and this is a good place to start
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
with all the kindness in the world: i cannot think of a reason to not simply keep your “special use case” to yourself in a conversation like this *unless* you were looking for absolution if you don’t want to be perceived that way, maybe don’t interject to center yourself in the discussion.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it sounds like you’re asking for reassurance or absolution for something you know is probably wrong, but don’t plan to change, and i’m afraid you won’t find that here.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tell him i said to stop hovering and buy the damn skeleton
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes! Nix is great
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
earthsea, tamora pierce’s books, the black cauldron series, heaps of arthurian legend stuff, eragon, mercedes lackey’s books etc etc etc
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and like, forbidding your kids probably won’t work but making recommendations for alternatives and having a conversation about why it’s important to not contribute to the continued relevance of terrible people when you have the option to avoid doing so is probably worthwhile
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
idk if you know this, but there are lots of other fantasy series out there for kids, even the ones who are prolific readers
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone knows tubthumping, no one ever knows about their weird art album spanning over 500 years of protest songs 😤
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
an incredible thing no one tells you about being middle-aged is, you can rock into a meeting wearing a chumbawamba shirt and completely derail the conversation for a solid 10 minutes
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i’m v excited for you, but also v excited for us to get to read your opinions about it
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the palpable reduction in my stress levels whenever i’m in australia is mindblowing like, my “generalized anxiety disorder” is actually geofenced??? WILD.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i appreciate you, pocket friend 🖤
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh, it’s fine and i wasn’t intending to trauma dump or anything, i was trying to commiserate! 😅 “why did you agree to the split i suggested?” is a wild question
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
… because they had “wasted money eating dinner out when they would have just cooked at home” 🥴
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
god; having a flashback to a first (and last) date where the person i was out with a) insisted on meeting for dinner first, b) chose somewhere that did not have a menu online and also did not have any menu items i could eat, then c) got mad at me for politely rejecting them at the end of the date…
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i also like YOUR art! (as you are well aware)
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i like your art.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i do this all the time, and i’m p convinced my friends intentionally create opportunities for me to pull this nonsense bc they love me and know how happy it makes me 🥹
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no thanks, i’m vegetarian. “are you planning on having kids?” no thanks, i’m vegetarian. “can you help me move this weekend?” no thanks, i’m vegetarian. “are you interested in this 6-month contract role that requires being onsite in kansas?” no thanks, i’m vegetarian.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
herons and egrets are gandalf-coded, i will not elaborate
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in the cats’ defense, the only thing funnier than eating a laptop *is* eating *two* laptops
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my cats ate my work laptop as i was packing for a work trip. “no worries, i’ll ask the it manager to bring a spare and we can do swapsies when i get there” not only did a major security situation spin up while i was in transit, but the cats ate the new laptop too as soon as i got home. 🫣
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did any of us truly ski free, knowing what horrors awaited us just down the slope?
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
probably the black, just because it’ll translate better on video (if they’re recording, or even just showing you on screens so people can see better)
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
genuinely the least of his many, many operational security mistakes, if we’re being honest
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
getting mentioned in an fbi affidavit bc the guy who was running silk road 2.0 retweeted one of your shitposts
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hudson
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think more pets should be named after deceased humans for this very reason
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was watching something the other night, and a scene upset me, and emma goldman noticed and came to cuddle me 😭 (and it helped!)
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s rbac, not rbah 😤
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
social media is a nightmare these days, but i just need to say: the way you talk about strangers’ experiences of sexual assault tells the survivors in your real life whether or not you can be trusted with their stories and their safety. and there *are* survivors in your life, so don’t fuck it up.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that’s my favourite eagles song
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anecdotally, every time i fly to australia, it’s a full flight it’s never a full flight from australia to the states
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gonna be vulnerable and admit: i do not know the difference between satisfactory and factorio, and i do not consent to learning.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also, if you’re allowed alliums (even in, like, granulated garlic form), you wouldn’t be remiss adding them… but the veggie broth will impart at least some flavour so it’s ok if you need to skip them!
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mushoom broth would also work really well for this, but so would adding some msg (since usually i would recommend adding tomato paste, but i know that’s not on the menu just yet!)
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok amazing: i recommend cooking them in veggie broth and adding paprika, cumin, coriander, and sage.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(unsure whether broth crosses too far into “ingredients,” or gets to count as seasoned water)
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are you allowed, like, veggie stock?
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that’s a kookaburra
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the number of times someone has told me i “don’t look jewish” *while touching their nose*…
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