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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

if I send you this it means im both so back and funnier than ever

Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"every dream has a deeper meaning" last night I dreamed that a bird flew into my nose and got stuck there. a girl from my high school french class tried to get it out and then we went to the movies (the bird was still stuck in my nose)

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

need me one of those bright yellow reactive dog harnesses but it says "YAPPER" so people know not to interact with me unless you have at least the next 45 minutes free

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

unfortunately that would mean I would also have to hear it while editing and i simply dont have the strength

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

love love love connecting with such an uplifting and supportive community on Social Media 💋💋💋💋💋

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

she's taking the nest bro is going through it rn

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

love when i need to record something but there are two ospreys RIGHT outside my window who sound like they're in the midst of a heated divorce

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The way I'm eating tums my bones could withstand a direct nuclear blast

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

there is no drug i enjoy recreationally abusing more than tums

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"you're still eating taco bell? aren't you scared you're gonna get the diarrhea parasite" ok do you spurn a lover for fear of hidden daggers? or do you forfeit certainty as the price of adventure 🤷‍♀️

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Still having jars from 2025 is a show of herculean restraint

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

the way that I behave when I bring nectarines home from costco cannot possibly be aligned with the teachings of christ

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

it's not technically sinful to love nectarines but something about the way that I do it is

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

about to go on a long trip with my kids which means its time for my favorite bit: suddenly saying "oh my god, you know what I forgot to pack?" & when theyre like " 😧 what?" I say some bullshit like "the lawnmower" or "a saltwater aquarium" they absolutely hate it

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

people are always shocked by the movies I haven't seen. You name it, I haven't seen it. If it came out within the last 12 years and isn't rated G, there's roughly a 1% chance I saw it

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

saw a crow pick a flower this morning. something to think about

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If the tree of the knowledge of good and evil had been a peach tree in the summer I wouldn't have even needed the snake. Bro would have slithered up to try to corrupt me and seen me with a pile of like nine pits already

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

You know how when your friend gets a new partner and all they talk about for like 3 months is how great they are and how much they love them because that's me every year when stone fruits are back in season

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

my 12-year-old wanted to make some midi music so he asked me if he could download Florida Studio

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

betrayed for only 30 dog treats 😞

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

"actually he's a purebred messiapoo"

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

i pointed out that the christmas and easter episodes of bluey imply that christianity is practiced in their universe & my husband asked me what breed of dog jesus would have been

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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

No, Colossal's resurrected nothing. They made designer dogs to look like Game of Thrones animal actors. And Colossal co-founder George Church? Friend of Epstein who kept the predator's genetic samples in his Harvard Medical School lab, which were pushed as priority for sequencing. Do. Not. Trust.

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Jeffrey Epstein’s tissue samples ignited a furor in the Harvard lab of George Church

Exclusive: Harvard geneticist George Church knew more about Jeffrey Epstein's activities than he has previously said, before accepting new donations from the sex offender.

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Showing this to christian immediately

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

someone should invent reusable books. i'm so tired of throwing mine away when i'm done with them :/

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I'm at the masonic temple. I'm at the karate dojo. I'm at the combination masonic temple and karate dojo

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

when someone asks me for a short bio to introduce myself

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

AI content generation has made many aspects of my job significantly harder and none of them easier

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

There was an episode years ago of Behind the Bastards where @iwriteok.bsky.social talked about the dangers of AI-generated kids books and I'm looking at the state of YouTube like this is definitely atrophying some kind of neural pathways right

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Im really sad for curious kids who have to grow up now in the age of AI slop on YouTube. Search for literally any topic and you'll get nothing but pages and pages of AI slop, and kids largely don't know how to tell what's real from what's a bot hallucination. It's intellectual poison

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Finding reliable, accurate information on the internet has gotten WAY harder in the last 2 to 3 years. AI-generated bullshit completely dominates searches unless you put in absurdly specific terms, & a lot of fake AI click farm websites can appear VERY convincing. Forget about finding a video

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

me to myself before walking into a party

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Ellen Weatherford @elksneedle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026